Chekov: “kaptain sensors indicate a wessel approaching”.

Kirk: “a what?”

Chekov: “it is arming veapons!”

Kirk: “what is?”

Chekhov: “the wessel kaptain!”

Kirk: “what’s a wessel?”

(A frustrated Chekhov points to the screen).

Kirk: “Jesus Chekhov it’s an enemy ship RAISE SHIELDS!”

(The Klingon bird of prey fires a torpedo taking out the enterprises shields and weapons).

Kirk: “damn it Chekhov why didn’t you warn us. We’re dead in space!”

Spock: “Captain I believe he did”.

Kirk: “did what?”

Spock: “informed you of the approaching vessel”.

Kirk: “he said wessel”.

Chekhov: “yes kaptain wessel an approaching wessel!”

Kirk: “what's a Wessel?”.

(Spock raises a brow as Chekov begins to write it down!)

End scene