Death bed joke

A man is lying on his deathbed
the priest comes in and says
"Son I want you to renounce the Devil and condemn his evil"
the man says nothing, so the priest says a little louder
"Son I want you to renounce the Devil and condemn his evil"
still no reply
Exasperated the priest says
"My son, you may have only one hour to live, you should renounce the Devil and condemn his evil"
the man opens one eye and says
"Father until I know which way I'm going I'm not about to antagonize anybody"
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Posted: Sep 2020
About this poem:
spotted from Rabbi Shmuley Boteach video

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Nice joke...Sometimes in the just living people don't know where they are going...SMwave
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