I get three weeks of vacation every year
I can roll over up to three more weeks if I want to
I have thus far only rolled over two days
Because I need a break from the sea of inhumanity
So yesterday I took a day away from the madness
I went to Dubuque, Iowa and went to the Kennedy Mall
I bought a Christmas Vacation ornament with Clark Griswold
He is holding a chainsaw
When you press the button it says a quote from the movie
"Hey Griswold, where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big?"
Bend over and I'll show you
I have two other from National Lampoon's Vacation
One with the family singing the Marty Moose song
And one with Marty Moose telling the Griswolds that they're closed for repairs
I also bought some Rap Snacks at Spencers Gifts
And a DVD from Best Buy
Now I have good snacks, good movies that don't freeze up and an ornament
I hope your day was as good or better!