very silly poem, number 2

There once was a girl who was hairy

Who's armpits were really quite scary.

She's having a bash

At a full-blown moustache.

Am I making you feel a bit wary?
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Posted: May 2010
About this poem:
Inspired by somebody who blocked me just because I made a teeny weeny little hairy chest joke. He thought I was a bloke...

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agoodguy2have
ok show us your limerick... ;-)
jac379
It took me a moment to get that! Tee hee hee Jac xxx
madtat29
I have lots of manly chest hair...lol This is a good one too...wine
optimisticme
Im just waiting for number 3,,,wonder what it'll be,,,cant wait to see,,,its intriguing me,,,oh to hell with this,,,,just post it!
jac379
Oh, gimme a break fella, I've got writer's block. You need to be in the right frame of mind, you know, to turn out quality like this. I'd best go and have a ketchup sarnie and think about it...
caroljoyce
There was an Irish man man named Don
who excelled at turning ladies on
his chest was so lush
he got it stuck in a bush
and all his shirt buttons were gone

wow
optimisticme
An english woman wrote prose,
spent her days contemplating
who knows,
stayed up late, changed her
name to kate,
and now shes completely
irate.
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