Valentines Day

I sent poison ivy to the femme fatale across the street
She sent me death cap mushrooms
I'm holding her cat to ransom
until she returns my lawnmower
She burnt down my mailbox
..Its love, I can feel it..
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Posted: Feb 2021
About this poem:
It must be love, love, love

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Happychatty1online today!
Love this funny poem ! Thanks for giving us a giggle today
Happy Valentine’s Day
rolling on the floor laughing applause heart wings
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