Secretary's Memo


Poets Corner will accept applications for
contributions, only when all criteria is fulfilled,

!: You must be constantly drunk on spirits not
properly distilled.

2: You must be mad, half mad won't do,
you must be completely cuckoo

3: You must agree your totally free
of normality.

4: You have to stay, no running away for
the time agreed.

5: You cannot plead.

6: You abandon all hope, give in and
dont try to cope.

7:You must think in rhyme,,, all
the time.

8: No sleeping allowed,, you must stand
up in a crowd or fall down from exaustion
either way you can then stay

9: You must submit at least something
of no value, completely insane,,and write
it standing out in the rain

10; Final condition, if you HAVE to get
out,,, send me money,, your final submission.

Thank you for your attention, we hope you enjoy
your stay at this poet convention, just one more
thing,, I'd like to welcome in,,,our newest patien.......
emm....victi.....emm,,,,,writer,,,say hello to jac
just beware when you sight her.

Ps, you may select one other member to be your friend,
but you must talk nonsense,, these rules you cannot bend.
thank you,,you may leave your strait jackets in the hall.
if your feeling humourous the funny room is available,
dont worry if you fall.