The ghost of Chairman Mao

I was running in Majorca
at some indecent hour
when in the road
I came upon
the ghost of Chairman Mao

The acrylic shorted stalker
stopped me with a bow
I kneed him in the bollock zone
the ghost of Chairman Mao

He didn't take it kindly
a spectral sort of sour
then dropped me with a Kung Fu leap
the ghost of Chairman Mao

I hiked it down an alleyway
but with supernatural power
he relieved me of my running shorts
the ghost of Chairman Mao

So take it as a warning
as a warning take it now
its best to raise a platitude
if you meet the ghost of Chairman Mao
~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Posted: Mar 2021
About this poem:
In John Cooper Clarke style, some light relief.

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salamuna
I liked your punk poem.it s like a cold wind in the hot summer. wave
Mizzy4
Enter the dragon...
Exit Oceanzest.
grin
Definitely shades of John C.Clarke in this one. I like it.

Regards Mick.
Oceanzest
Thanks Salamuna and Mick.. handshake
LaceyQueen21
Hi OZ
Agree with Mick here, hints of John C.Clarke in this & enjoyed this light-hearted write..
thumbs up
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