.. and now we cross to our anchormen down at the stoning ground..
"Well another big night Yossi, for all you viewers at home we've got a full card of action all going straight hot to the satellite.."
"Terrific, who's on the card Levi?"
"Well first up we have two homosexuals, always a crowd pleaser, a sun worshipper, then a promiscuous woman.. its going to be a big night."

"First up the homosexuals, they look like they care for each other, does seem a bit cruel don't you think Levi?"
"Leviticus 20:13 Yossi, can't sidestep that one, God's punishment, and here come the stones.."
"Now on to a sun worshipper, but it is Gods creation is it not Levi?"
"Deuteronomy 17:2-7 Yossi, launch the stones.."
" And next the wife who slept with the neighbour, quite a transgression given they were both married Levi?"
"Quite a transgression Yossi, Leviticus 20:10 in action, pile on the stones"

"Well that's half-time, think I will duck out and give a prayer to the loving God Yossi"
"Yes might be worth your while Levi"