"Hey baby,, I got a new book,,come over
here and take a look",,,
So I wandered on over,, like I was in
clover,,,peaceful and happy,,,
till she said make it snappy,,,,, she
opened a page,,,just where she sat,,,
pointed to it and said,,,"I wanna do THAT",,,,,
I said honey,,,you're being funny,,,
I've too much blubber and I aint made
of rubber,,,,,no matter what you say,
there's no possible way,,,,but she
wouldn't take no,,,,so I agreed,,,once
we took it slow,,,,but she dived right
on in,,,it was practically a sin,,,my
hip got disjointed,, I got lockjawed,
she was disappointed,,,,it was over
just like that,,,,I was concussed,,
laid out flat,,,no more of that!
so beware of your mate,,,dont take
the bait,,,its all an illusion,,,just results
in contusion,,,,take my word it
won't suit ya,,,,,that's the

kama sutra