Um

Ok i want to write a poem. And what's currently running thru my mind kinda goes like this;

Every night, late at night. When all the little CS'rs are asleep (hey isn't CS some kinda teargas or something?? Ok well anyway) I put some lipstick on the fingers on my right hand.
And i say onto it, and i quote,
"Say hello to my Little Friend..."
Whereupon i show IT (My right hand-fingers) something.
No. No...(where's the waving finger emoji?)
...I cant tell you what it is, this something.
You want me to get BANNED AGAIN??
Why i outta....

But anyway When you take this Little Finger
and put Lipstick on it and all it's other neighbor Finger Friends
They begin to sing!
No seriously!
And they kinda go like this.

DROP YOUR PANTS! A DUCK POPS OUT!

Im sorry im sorry! I couldnt do that right! I wanted to put up a song, but there's no way to do that here!
Now. If you think this song poem is great, give me a thumbs up.
But if you think this poem is bad, no ducks for you tonight!
~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Posted: Sep 2021
About this poem:
This Poem came to me when i was sitting here, at my computer, and becoming really, quite angry, i mean really REALLY ANGRY!
For no reason at all.
I Love you. (Send money!!!!) JUST KIDDING! Relax, willya?
~The End~


This makes me mad. All of it.

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