god help me

a few days ago
jesus spoke to me on tv-

a slick-devil he is too,
all pieced together in new italian shoes-
book and tapes to show the way.

to get straight, narrow
and clean up a stained lifetime
only costs twenty-bucks!

i mailed it in right away.
(what a bargain)

the bank called today...
seems i wrote him a bad check-

i feel guilty as sin.
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Posted: May 2010

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hedistuff
ha! this is great...
chuck_007
LOL. Thats a good one.
Ladybee42
professor bad boy...laugh laugh laugh
agoodguy2have
as you should
jazzy75
lol...nicely put!laugh
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