Animal jokes

A pony went to see the doctor because it couldn’t speak.
“I know what’s wrong,” said the doctor. “You’re a little horse.”

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.

One day a duck walks in a store and ask the manager if they sell grapes. The manager says, "No, we don't sell grapes." The duck goes home and comes back the next day and asks the same question. The manager says the same thing again, "No, we do not sell grapes." The duck goes home, comes back the next day, and asks the manager if they sell grapes. This time the manager says, "No, we don't sell grapes! If you ask one more time, I will nail your beak to the floor!" The duck goes home. It comes back the next day and asks the manager if he has any nails. The manager says, "No, I don't have any nails." The duck says, "Okay, good. Do you sell grapes?"
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Posted: Jun 2022
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Brighten your day

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lovecanberealonline today!
A polar bear walks into a bar...he says to the bartender:

"I'll have a gin;.....

and;........

tonic",

the bartender, says:

"Sure, but why the pause"?..
EXRED3
laugh laugh laugh brill
mcradloff
Clever jokes, makes me hungry for a hamburger.rolling on the floor laughing
optimisticmeonline today!
What did Ocean say when he walked in to the bar?,,,,,,,,,,Nothing,,,,,,,he just waved!
Didi7
laughapplause More like these'll do, please.grin
godsprincessonline today!
Very cute!! Loved it!!

Kathy
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