by OceanzestHamilton, Waikato, New Zealand
Dec 2022 305 Views 5 comments
Southern Santa
About time we had a southern Santa
he can come from the South Pole
dressed in red and white board shorts
given its summer and all
a little sun tan going on would do him good
he always looks so damn pasty
penguins instead of reindeer
no-one has a chimney here any more
so he can leave gifts at my back door
hell I've been good all year Santa
hardly been a ranter
sticking to the Fanta
just a little banter
take life at a canter
Enough!
he can come from the South Pole
dressed in red and white board shorts
given its summer and all
a little sun tan going on would do him good
he always looks so damn pasty
penguins instead of reindeer
no-one has a chimney here any more
so he can leave gifts at my back door
hell I've been good all year Santa
hardly been a ranter
sticking to the Fanta
just a little banter
take life at a canter
Enough!
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Posted: Dec 2022
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Comments (5)
loved it never seen a Santa in shorts
Kathy