I have only ever Been bitten by dogs and monkeys None other deems me worthy of a bite Stung of course by blue bottles That is every Sydneyites plight A close call or two With a funnelweb lodged in a shoe An unwritten law which is sound you should always give shoes left outside A knock or two on the ground
the two monkeys in Emeishan China were both female (just as well, the males are much much larger!) and there was laughing conjecture about the female's liking for the laowai!
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