Spam

My inbox said, connecting singles you have new mail
My toes curled, the rush of blood made my face pale
Who could it be? Had someone enjoyed my smile?
Was my search over after many an endless mile

I quietly connected with an unsteady trembling hand
That feeling of emptiness vanished to some other land
The red lit button seemed to mesmerise my gaze
My eyes misted over in tears involuntary haze

My new beginning was just one click away
Oh how I sought for this to be our lifelong day
With hope and trepidation your message I read
How I wished you would be the butter for my bread

Helo, how isn’t you, I do not like alcohol or smoke
I see your profile, it say you pretty nicey bloke
I look for love it say you want to do the sames
Pay my fares pleese, I meet you when comes on trains

I much height womens my years older is twenty eight
I comes to you me nevers turns over late
Much love for yous it says pleads my hart
Plees to reply to ******.com for our massage to start

Could this be it my mind said with a bounding plea
I felt so weak I virtually sank onto one knee
My tattered heart pleaded you was not another scam
Another lonely night spent with a plate of chips and spam
~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Posted: Jul 2010
About this poem:
You never know!! or do you??

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Comments (47)

amahlala
rolling on the floor laughing Very good Rob!!!! Such a lovely picture of true romance.
Happygolucky4u
I always enjoy your smile. bouquet
Ladybee42
laugh laugh ah rob they are very active members these days...practically one a day...makes my eyes well up with grateful tears to be so desired..MMWWAAAAA!..laugh laugh
god poem rob. thumbs up thumbs up bouquet bouquet
agoodguy2have
So nice to see you Rob. Think you should butter her bread up?
andrew149
You are soooooo unlucky Rob, No money!.......I got two offers last week.....totaling nearly 250 million Euro's, an they wanna put it straight into my bank account.....I of course said yes immediately to both of them!........Not long now!......hahahahahahdancing
sophiasummer
Hi Rob, pearl plain pearl plain,
Your writes x wine:
SS

And how about chips and Blue Cod, from NZ
Yummy.....down in the south Island
professor
Very Cool
cool angel
handshake (will you understand me?)
Redex
Fish and chips beer or two for me, I will pay when I see yourolling on the floor laughing Glad to see you back, had a few myself, this time not scaredrolling on the floor laughing
trurorob
Thanks Lala, nice to see you my friend!!, you have been missed by your absence!!
Rob
trurorob
Thanks S my American buddy!!, hope you are well!
rob
trurorob
Thanks Bee, MMMWWWAAAA!! back to you!
rob
trurorob
Thanks Dave, but I only have margarine!!
rob
Gashly
ya know, i wouldn't mind them so much if they actually RHYMED, like you put it here! laugh

cheers to technology!
trurorob
THanks Andrew!! take the non money then!!
rob
jeddah12
laugh rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing buy a keg of beer and pay my ticketgrin i will come to join you for drinking robgrin laugh rolling on the floor laughing laugh looooool,i cant stop laughing in here::laugh: laugh yay that was a nice onebouquet
paloma66
wine cheers to you,nice poem,I like you smile too,think I've told you that before.thumbs up thumbs up handshake handshake teddybear
scarwolve
got to love this poem
trurorob
Thanks SS, glad you enjoyed t!
rob
missingLondon
you perfectly describe the excitement and disappointment of new mail at once!
trurorob
Thanks Red, yeahnothing to be scared about, faceless, nameless people
rob
trurorob
Thanks CJ
rob
trurorob
Thanks Jen, miss your miserable offerings!!
rob
trurorob
Thank you Jeddah
rob
DaBomb72
My God Rob...your poem made me feel so good !grin You just discarded everything we all feel in certain moments about this issue. Very good poem. Very skilled poet !handshake
trurorob
Thanks Paloma my friend, nned to re-visit this old one, still makes me laugh, nothings changed!!
Rob
beautifulyou
Hahahahahaha! this is great Rob,
and the ending is a killer,,,
'my tattered heart...'
... 'with a plate of chips and spam'

seriously, an awesome ab workout tonight!

thanks spam
trurorob
Thanks Scarwolfe, sorry it took me so long to catch up.
Rob
trurorob
Cheers Red
Rob
trurorob
Cheers SandS, where are you these days?
Rob
darkhorse555
so true this rob beautiful penned dear friend nice oneangel
trurorob
Thanks my friend, glad you liked it.
Rob
trurorob
Thanks Beautifulyou, glad it gave you a workout!!
Rob
trurorob
Cheers Jesse, hope to see you around again soon.
Rob
JEANIEMAC
On the mark, as always Rob.
I must say, this is my favourite site, because of the poetry.
It's free, which is new to me.
It doesn't tell you you have a "personal" message, that only every woman on the site also received.
The message box is easy to view and instant reply is instant.

Isn't that certain thrill nice though? ....this could be the one.
From your armchair in Spain, to have people call in to say "Hi."
And what about the wee corner where poets and would be poets, and pretend poets meet?

Certainly, for me, in my Irish lonely vale,it's the best of craic.
Mizzy4
Thanks Jeanie for finding this,
Great take on the subject Rob,
Me luv it long time...........Mick.
thumbs up
marikia
Whenever I get such message, referring to me as "beautiful", "gorgeous", I know pretty well what's it all about: money, first and foremost, someone's trying to dupe me out of money. So I just write back politely, saying how nice of him to have picked me out of so many. Then I wish him or maybe her well and say good-bye, blocking for good. It has become a routine with me. Life is easier when you know. But there are many real ones on this site, seeking seriously, trying desperately to find someone, so I wish them well, to be lucky in their search, cause this is what I would wish to myself. In spite of the whole army of spammers this is a good place to search, but not the only one. Good luck to you all, dear poets!!! heart wings
trurorob
Thanks Jeanie, nah I don't search just live life day by day with no expectations.
hope you have a nice trip to Barcelona, can be expensive there but a lovely city.
Rob
trurorob
Cheers Mick, another one from the depths of obscurity.
Rob
trurorob
Not me Laura, far too wise for that, just a take on things in CS and other dating sites, part of life now Thanks for the comment.
Rob
lovecanbereal
Well we all know that spam isn't very good for you.....laugh
godsprincessonline today!
Lots of people like to eat Spam and some even fry it! I avoid it! Good write Rob and thanks for bringing back LCBR!

Kathy laugh banana
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