Now mary hated serving her hubby paddy found so her getting a cup of tea with slippers and a scone the odds of it arriving were 25 to 1
Now paddy loved the horses while mary had to work that's it she said one afternoon i cant take anymore and in a temper waited for him to come in front door
i m home my dear he shouted is me tea ready for me she shouted back its ready pet and this he was to see as a clock whistled past his head the hands said 4.30
A teapot followed behind it with cups and saucers too though his reflexes were pretty sharp as he swerved the crockery but did nt dodge the rolling pin that caught him on the knee
As the pain went through his body he let out a mighty shout and did not see the saucepan that gave his head a clout bruised and shaken paddy was as she nearly knocked him out
Pet what is the trouble he have baked did reply before a donut filled with jam hit him in the face a custard tart and apple pie landed both in the same place
So when you think to marry pick your mrs carefully make sure she loves the horses and waits on you with bliss if only paddy thought of that those missiles he d have missed
Hi, serpico12, Based on Mary's response, I assume Paddy never came home from the horses a winner. Bet she'd consider her choices more carefully, too! An amusing write. Thanks for sharing.
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Based on Mary's response, I assume Paddy never came home from the horses a winner. Bet she'd consider her choices more carefully, too! An amusing write. Thanks for sharing.
Now were will you find such a mrs