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Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Last Comment |
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Hold upJust having some fun with the word/term 'holdup'...;-D... | Didi7 | 70 | 2 | Jan 26 | Jan 29 Didi7 |
BittenThe monkeys were in China!... | FargoFan | 86 | 4 | Jan 20 | Jan 23 Oceanzest |
Ah I see my hair is less and lessoh nothing much but next time I'll ask for number one again, no more number three.... | FargoFan | 160 | 4 | Dec 16 | Jan 7 FargoFan |
Southern SantaSanta's equivalent... | Oceanzest | 130 | 5 | Dec 13 | Dec 22 Oceanzest |
Horse jokesThere's something about horses..... | Oceanzest | 177 | 4 | Nov 19 | Nov 26 ReaderOfSouls |
All you needok I'm idle, writing some rhyme, I should be writing about spring!... | Oceanzest | 175 | 2 | Oct 16 | Nov 23 K_Ann_70 |
Forest is going to HeavenFORREST GUMP goes to HEAVEN The day finally arrived when Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself.... | bcjenny | 136 | 2 | Oct 10 | Oct 24 Luvcelia |
When Cupid gets Drunk* Luckily, he missed! (I had fun writing this)..... | lovecanbereal | 341 | 4 | Sep 26 | Oct 20 lovecanbereal |
Efficiency Of EvilThis poem is the day to day battle with the. unknown force that makes us make constant mistakes in our lives.... | john17021984 | 131 | 1 | Oct 10 | Oct 10 EXRED3 |
CIRCLES OF LIFERemembering cs 12 years ago When Steven Curtess got some of our poems published in a book. All with permission of course. Grand poet he was.... | EXRED3 | 204 | 6 | Oct 8 | Oct 9 EXRED3 |
Why Men Hate SexI couldn't help myself! If there was any man that was REAL that might contact me by some remote, and I mean remote chance, this may have sealed my fat... | ImagineLove | 937 | 24 | Aug 2014 | Sep 30 Baldeagle48 |
Go Ask AliceTo Lewis Carroll... | Unknown | 737 | 19 | Sep 2010 | Sep 29 lovecanbereal |
My Remembering Ability Is Aging!!!As we age we tend to lose our ability to keep up with some certain things as human not because we are clueless or careless but because nature can't be... | Davidmarktom427 | 327 | 3 | Sep 23 | Sep 27 8Dreams |
It had upset meIt happened as told, yesterday.... | FargoFan | 125 | 0 | Sep 11 | |
Silly RhymeJust having fun with rhymes....... | Didi7 | 159 | 2 | Aug 22 | Sep 8 southmiami4321 |
Some Things Rhyme With Orange!* A hill near Abergavenny (in Wales), popular with hang gliders ** An English surname....note: any resemblance, to any person (living or dead), i... | lovecanbereal | 192 | 5 | Jul 16 | Jul 22 lovecanbereal |
Poet"s cornerIt concerns our poet"s corner-The way I see some poets on our Poet"s corner .. I tried to write with humor and a little bit of irony))) sometimes it'... | salamuna | 627 | 22 | May 2022 | Jul 22 d4nI314 |
my life's essentialssenryu... | socrates44 | 271 | 8 | Jun 14 | Jul 21 socrates44 |
Words Of Love Act: 1I sketched this down in 12/93. This is one of three I came across.... | DiggableHippy49 | 155 | 0 | Jul 19 | |
this winter it seems...reluctant to get up - mid winter... | FargoFan | 106 | 0 | Jul 16 | |
My phone never ringslike you I get phishing calls everyday... | FargoFan | 162 | 4 | Jul 8 | Jul 9 southmiami4321 |
Be real: Ace Poet Part 2Original lcbr poem (edited slightly)....from the blogs....(A bit of shameless self-promotion!)... | lovecanbereal | 176 | - | Jul 3 | |
The blogs are okAn original lcbr poem, (from the blogs)......... | lovecanbereal | 180 | - | Jul 3 | |
The Old CodgerI talk to the old codger But he's an old dodger As sly as a wisp of smoke In due proportions Not gross distortions I now beseech You old bloke... | lovecanbereal | 121 | - | Jul 3 | |
PythagorasThe marvel of the Ancient Greeks.... The term pi, was not used by Pythagoras, at the time...(hence the inverted commas)....But it amounts to the SA... | lovecanbereal | 135 | - | Jul 3 | |
Animal jokesBrighten your day... | Oceanzest | 182 | 7 | Jun 30 | Jul 2 godsprincess |
The Age of ChivalryA bit of doggerel....The way things were, back then... | lovecanbereal | 391 | - | Feb 2022 | Jun 29 lovecanbereal |
I'm a poow-witLol. I was writing to a profile who professed an interest in reading poetry, so, being an Amateur Author, I decided to write a poem--which I've done... | Iyyov | 103 | 0 | Jun 20 | |
humihinga paMy bones seem to feel the cold this winter!... | FargoFan | 219 | 10 | Jun 15 | Jun 19 EXRED3 |
It's time for you to showThis goes out to Lori ,my high Noon poker partner ...by the way you're Wanted...500 jeans Reward And also to my fans ..extended version!... | morgen90210 | 767 | 15 | Jul 2012 | Jun 13 morgen90210 |
Why?Why?, Why? does there need to be an answer to existence, Why not exist? No one knows, where we go, where this all goes, if we could only stop lookin... | optimisticme | 117 | 2 | May 2022 | Jun 2022 d4nI314 |
Shaggy dog storiesJust a quick attempt at humour - reference to Henry Lawson, perhaps 'The Loaded dog'... | FargoFan | 181 | 2 | Mar 2022 | Jun 2022 salamuna |
Venting!And the cost of living is rising faster than the tide, We have no control, just along for the ride, I can’t go on holiday, I can’t go away, I can... | optimisticme | 144 | 3 | May 2022 | May 2022 Yankee4you |
Absent Minded PoetI can't remember the words I can't remember the line I'm just an absent minded poet And without a partner in crime I'll never solve this case of... | EyeLook4U | 104 | 1 | May 2022 | May 2022 EXRED3 |
ListI've decided to write my bucket list......... 1. Mop bucket Thats it!... | optimisticme | 121 | 1 | May 2022 | May 2022 Abby1963 |
Just don't!Secret intelligence from the survelliance "mast", shows life cant continue, it's growing too fast, ozone layers, emissions from cars, carbon footpr... | optimisticme | 118 | 0 | May 2022 | |
Really, it's only paper anyway!I HATE when people tell me money does not grow on trees, its so annoying, I KNOW MONEY DOES NOT GROW ON TREES, I looked! But where does it grow?,... | optimisticme | 88 | 0 | May 2022 | |
Onward we go.The art of communication has changed, rearranged, instead of "I said", its now, "I was like" instead of " I said back" it's "I turned around and sai... | optimisticme | 118 | 0 | Apr 2022 | |
Older questions!At twenty one and twenty five, you wonder who will be alive, at forty one and forty five, you just don't know who will thrive, at fifty one and sixty... | optimisticme | 99 | 0 | Apr 2022 | |
Gardeners Dilemma!Marigolds in June can thrive, its Cosmos that do survive, in April and May, who knows what to say, but certain roses bloom all year round, Chantilly L... | optimisticme | 109 | 0 | Apr 2022 | |
Dedicated to the dayfilling in time, Happy Easter all... | Oceanzest | 144 | 4 | Apr 2022 | Apr 2022 southmiami4321 |
But it was fun while it lasted!And tomorrow will be, oh yes, with or without you or me, its strange to see, such continuity, but that is the way, come what may, when playtime ends,... | optimisticme | 136 | 0 | Apr 2022 |
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