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UmThis Poem came to me when i was sitting here, at my computer, and becoming really, quite angry, i mean really REALLY ANGRY! For no reason at all. I...

M_U_D13011 hrs ago
Poems from the south Poem

Poems from the southsome random thoughts from the bottom of my red wine glass...

Oceanzest684Sep 10Sep 11
southmiami4321
Two St Bernards in a bar Poem

Two St Bernards in a barTwo St Bernards in a bar...

Oceanzest1469Jul 27Sep 5
morgen90210
Adolfs shirts Poem

Adolf's shirtsAdolf's shirts...

Oceanzest1425Aug 25Sep 1
Oceanzest

Walking to the shops tonightLife, 'unmasked', as it happens......

FargoFan530Aug 26
Grandma Poem

GrandmaCountry times...

Oceanzest832Aug 19Aug 21
Mizzy4

The stupid mouseWhat can I say, I was bored....

ooby_dooby4695Jan 2018Aug 18
SEEKINGinger

On the brinkJust a random piece of doggerel....

FargoFan531Aug 14Aug 14
mcradloff
Earthquakes In Alaska Poem

Earthquakes In AlaskaThe weather is too hot to go outside I've watched so much tv my brain is nearly fried If I could find a cave I would have a cool place to hide I wo...

EyeLook4U814Aug 12Aug 13
southmiami4321
NUTS Poem

NUTSNuts...

realdeal8901385Jul 30Aug 10
realdeal890
FOOD HAIKU POEMS Poem

FOOD HAIKU POEMSJust thinking of food for fun....

JoyCrest104-Aug 7
Sing along Poem

Sing alongla la la la la...

Oceanzest1354Aug 4Aug 5
Letstalkitover
bark Poem

barknog was my wifes pet he died one week after her and he did just this. he loved to bark at the postie and delivery guys. miss the little shit....

john_keats2021855Jul 28Jul 29
salamuna
the dog Poem

the dogyes bored and yet more flows out....

john_keats2021470Jul 28
Smile Poem

Smilesmile...

realdeal890822Jul 26Jul 28
godsprincess
Easy going Poem

Easy goingIt’s summer out there...

yaspark1417Jul 27Jul 28
trurorob
The angel in my beer Poem

The angel in my beerthere's an angel in my beer...

Oceanzest1939Jul 12Jul 24
Letstalkitover
Puzzle Poem

PuzzlePuzzle time...

Oceanzest1115Jul 15Jul 16
FargoFan

Elmo’s AWOLNATION Sail ParodySometimes when I hear certain songs, jokes pop up in my mind making fun of it. This is the only parody I have copyrighted. I really need to get out...

SEEKINGinger550Jul 12
yaspark19913Jun 23Jul 3
yaspark
Cluedo Poem

CluedoRunning through the characters for fun...

Oceanzest814Jun 21Jun 21
godsprincess

Winter and Summer solsticeNothing to say, just off the cuff two minutes ago. That's not so quick but it sure ain't slow!...

FargoFan440Jun 20
Haiku challenge Poem

Haiku challengeJust trying.....

yaspark20613Jun 19Jun 20
yaspark
THE OWL AND THE pu**y CAT LOVE STORY Poem

THE OWL AND THE pu**y-CAT LOVE STORYInspired by Edward Lear, THE OWL AND THE pu**y-CAT....

JoyCrest2218Jun 14Jun 15
Candylane
eeerrrmmmm Poem

eeerrrmmmmRewind n come again With the thoughts to the pen Giving thanks without end Only Love I have to send Put ma muzik n set it as a trend These har...

Rikco111272May 29Jun 10
Rikco11
Im not a Poet Im just a nice lad Poem

I’m not a Poet I’m just a nice lad!I’m not a poet I’m just a nice lad Who writes lots of poems when happy or sad Artistic I’m not but I’ll give it a lash My pockets are empty I’m des...

DK10011655Jun 6Jun 9
Abby1963
White van man Poem

White van manturning expectation on its head...

Oceanzest740Jun 6
Safari suit Lenny Poem

Safari suit LennyFictional Lenny from the Colonial Office...

Oceanzest1053May 22May 27
southmiami4321
ME PLURRY ORANGE SOCKS Poem

ME PLURRY ORANGE SOCKS.Have you ever been to Orange in the middle of Winter ? All you need is some warm clothes & a Toddy. The locals don't seem to mind the Winter but the...

maymyo881May 24May 24
Oceanzest
She Gets By with Saying Im Sorry Poem

She Gets By with Saying I'm SorryShe gets by with saying I'm sorry While I get stuck with a broken heart Women get away with a lot of things And it happens right from the start...

EyeLook4U992May 23May 23
Oceanzest
Love on the edge of town Poem

Love on the edge of towntread carefully...

Oceanzest1202May 19May 20
Mizzy4
Pigeon Poem

PigeonEveryday I go down and read to the pigeons. We have an agreement. I read to them and I take one home for dinner. Pigeon 1: “look it’s that tuned lo...

DK10011834May 4May 11
DK1001
Juju Poem

Jujulife within the walls...

Oceanzest821Apr 29Apr 30
Mizzy4
To Clap Or Not To Clap Poem

To Clap Or Not To ClapGot a lot of claps last week for The Ghetto by Elvis, got no claps last night for Burning Down the House by Talking Heads....

mcradloff1203Apr 16Apr 17
Mizzy4
Anomaly Poem

AnomalyI had recently a birthday .. usually it was a warm sunny day. but this time it suddenly started to snow, it was a little bit strange and unusual.......

salamuna2166Apr 8Apr 16
morgen90210
Mosquito Coast Poem

Mosquito CoastEast coast of Nicaragua and Honduras, named after Miskito Indians. Harrison Ford movie, not that I've seen it....

Oceanzest1093Apr 9Apr 10
Oceanzest
The Flying Dutchman Poem

The Flying DutchmanJust 15 minutes of glory to Flying Dutchman ......

salamuna2919Mar 19Apr 4
bollywood
The ghost of Chairman Mao Poem

The ghost of Chairman MaoIn John Cooper Clarke style, some light relief....

Oceanzest1696Mar 27Mar 30
godsprincess

~The 3 legged duck~:) ha i love it, cheers all....

Bentlee95017Aug 2009Mar 10
Bentlee
coining it Poem

coining itto a five penny piece I shrunk to the size as life made me hard in the head and eyes so pressed ganged was I on a leathery ship that lived in...

yachtsman_725010Feb 25Mar 3
ReaderOfSouls
Happy Man Blues Poem

Happy Man BluesParody of Love in Vain...

Oceanzest3123Mar 1Mar 2
Oceanzest
fizzion chips Poem

fizzion chipscambridge on a sunny morn a professor deep in thought a quasi quantum quandary his mind now overwrought now the kernel of dilemma the cause of...

yachtsman_72658Feb 23Feb 27
Nuwahri61

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