Humor Poems (2,152)

Hold upJust having some fun with the word/term 'holdup'...;-D...

BittenThe monkeys were in China!...

Ah I see my hair is less and lessoh nothing much but next time I'll ask for number one again, no more number three....

Southern SantaSanta's equivalent...

Horse jokesThere's something about horses.....

All you needok I'm idle, writing some rhyme, I should be writing about spring!...

Forest is going to HeavenFORREST GUMP goes to HEAVEN The day finally arrived when Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself....

When Cupid gets Drunk* Luckily, he missed! (I had fun writing this).....

Efficiency Of EvilThis poem is the day to day battle with the. unknown force that makes us make constant mistakes in our lives....

CIRCLES OF LIFERemembering cs 12 years ago When Steven Curtess got some of our poems published in a book. All with permission of course. Grand poet he was....

Why Men Hate SexI couldn't help myself! If there was any man that was REAL that might contact me by some remote, and I mean remote chance, this may have sealed my fat...

Go Ask AliceTo Lewis Carroll...

My Remembering Ability Is Aging!!!As we age we tend to lose our ability to keep up with some certain things as human not because we are clueless or careless but because nature can't be...

It had upset meIt happened as told, yesterday....

Silly RhymeJust having fun with rhymes.......

Some Things Rhyme With Orange!* A hill near Abergavenny (in Wales), popular with hang gliders ** An English surname....note: any resemblance, to any person (living or dead), i...

Poet"s cornerIt concerns our poet"s corner-The way I see some poets on our Poet"s corner .. I tried to write with humor and a little bit of irony))) sometimes it'...

my life's essentialssenryu...

Words Of Love Act: 1I sketched this down in 12/93. This is one of three I came across....

this winter it seems...reluctant to get up - mid winter...

My phone never ringslike you I get phishing calls everyday...

Be real: Ace Poet Part 2Original lcbr poem (edited slightly)....from the blogs....(A bit of shameless self-promotion!)...

The blogs are okAn original lcbr poem, (from the blogs).........

The Old CodgerI talk to the old codger But he's an old dodger As sly as a wisp of smoke In due proportions Not gross distortions I now beseech You old bloke...

PythagorasThe marvel of the Ancient Greeks.... The term pi, was not used by Pythagoras, at the time...(hence the inverted commas)....But it amounts to the SA...

Animal jokesBrighten your day...

The Age of ChivalryA bit of doggerel....The way things were, back then...

I'm a poow-witLol. I was writing to a profile who professed an interest in reading poetry, so, being an Amateur Author, I decided to write a poem--which I've done...

humihinga paMy bones seem to feel the cold this winter!...

It's time for you to showThis goes out to Lori ,my high Noon poker partner ...by the way you're Wanted...500 jeans Reward And also to my fans ..extended version!...

Why?Why?, Why? does there need to be an answer to existence, Why not exist? No one knows, where we go, where this all goes, if we could only stop lookin...

Shaggy dog storiesJust a quick attempt at humour - reference to Henry Lawson, perhaps 'The Loaded dog'...

Venting!And the cost of living is rising faster than the tide, We have no control, just along for the ride, I can’t go on holiday, I can’t go away, I can...

Absent Minded PoetI can't remember the words I can't remember the line I'm just an absent minded poet And without a partner in crime I'll never solve this case of...

ListI've decided to write my bucket list......... 1. Mop bucket Thats it!...

Just don't!Secret intelligence from the survelliance "mast", shows life cant continue, it's growing too fast, ozone layers, emissions from cars, carbon footpr...

Really, it's only paper anyway!I HATE when people tell me money does not grow on trees, its so annoying, I KNOW MONEY DOES NOT GROW ON TREES, I looked! But where does it grow?,...

Onward we go.The art of communication has changed, rearranged, instead of "I said", its now, "I was like" instead of " I said back" it's "I turned around and sai...

Older questions!At twenty one and twenty five, you wonder who will be alive, at forty one and forty five, you just don't know who will thrive, at fifty one and sixty...

Gardeners Dilemma!Marigolds in June can thrive, its Cosmos that do survive, in April and May, who knows what to say, but certain roses bloom all year round, Chantilly L...

Dedicated to the dayfilling in time, Happy Easter all...

But it was fun while it lasted!And tomorrow will be, oh yes, with or without you or me, its strange to see, such continuity, but that is the way, come what may, when playtime ends,...