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Sorry Poem

SorrySorry the sky isn’t blue Sorry no hugs for you Sorry I lied Sorry had to hide Sorry you attacked me Sorry you slapped me Sorry you ran out...

Abby19636079Jun 2019Mar 29Jun 2019
Abby1963
The Old Codger Poem

The Old CodgerI talk to the old codger But he's an old dodger As sly as a wisp of smoke In due proportions Not gross distortions I now beseech You old bloke...

lovecanbereal264-Jul 2022Jan 20
Pythagoras Poem

PythagorasThe marvel of the Ancient Greeks.... The term pi, was not used by Pythagoras, at the time...(hence the inverted commas)....But it amounts to the SA...

lovecanbereal286-Jul 2022Jan 20
Be real Ace Poet Part 2 Poem

Be real: Ace Poet Part 2Original lcbr poem (edited slightly)....from the blogs....(A bit of shameless self-promotion!)...

lovecanbereal314-Jul 2022Jan 20
The blogs are ok Poem

The blogs are okAn original lcbr poem, (from the blogs).........

lovecanbereal334-Jul 2022Jan 20
Some Things Rhyme With Orange Poem

Some Things Rhyme With Orange!* A hill near Abergavenny (in Wales), popular with hang gliders ** An English surname....note: any resemblance, to any person (living or dead), i...

lovecanbereal3505Jul 2022Jan 20Jul 2022
lovecanbereal
When Cupid gets Drunk Poem

When Cupid gets Drunk* Luckily, he missed! (I had fun writing this).....

lovecanbereal4814Sep 2022Jan 20Oct 2022
lovecanbereal
Swipe Right Poem

Swipe RightSwipe right My daily rite (For as a man I need delight). Swipe left I feel bereft (Although it's quick As I am deft). Swipe right Maybe...

lovecanbereal5894Jan 2018Jan 20Feb 2018
lovecanbereal
Women the handbag theory Poem

Women (the handbag theory)* Just a bit of satire on superficiality...

lovecanbereal66013Sep 2017Jan 20Sep 2017
lovecanbereal
Of Poetry in the First Person Poem

Of Poetry in the "First Person"."I" hope the "fun police" never confiscate my "poetic license!"...

lovecanbereal1,1383Apr 2016Jan 20Apr 2016
lovecanbereal
A Bag of Monkeys Poem

A Bag of MonkeysPlease note: (*) A "monkey" is racetrack/racing slang for $500= so obviously these are not "actual" monkeys - merely metaphorical...

lovecanbereal1,2116Jan 2016Jan 20Aug 2016
lovecanbereal
Worlds Head Honchos Playing Hide n Seek Poem

"World's Head Honchos Playing Hide-n-Seek!"This whimsical poem anthropomorphizes global organizations as players in a game of hide-and-seek, symbolizing the complexities and hidden actions of g...

TravelLover20231950Jun 2023Jun 2023
English plurals Poem

English pluralsThese English rules......

Didi72684Feb 2023Feb 2023Feb 2023
Didi7
CIRCLES OF LIFE Poem

CIRCLES OF LIFERemembering cs 12 years ago When Steven Curtess got some of our poems published in a book. All with permission of course. Grand poet he was....

EXRED33406Oct 2022Oct 2022Oct 2022
EXRED3
Its time for you to show Poem

It's time for you to showThis goes out to Lori ,my high Noon poker partner ...by the way you're Wanted...500 jeans Reward And also to my fans ..extended version!...

morgen9021083915Jul 2012Jun 2022Jun 2022
morgen90210
If Superman was Poem

If Superman was...If Superman was fat, Who would he be? Maybe a pizza guy, Or someone like me. If Superman was sad, How can we cheer him up? Maybe bring a circu...

morgen9021087719Jul 2016Jun 2022Sep 2016
morgen90210
Poets corner Poem

Poet"s cornerIt concerns our poet"s corner-The way I see some poets on our Poet"s corner .. I tried to write with humor and a little bit of irony))) sometimes it'...

salamuna86321May 2022Jun 2022Jul 2022
d4nI314
Venting Poem

Venting!And the cost of living is rising faster than the tide, We have no control, just along for the ride, I can’t go on holiday, I can’t go away, I can...

optimisticme2301May 2022May 2022May 2022
Yankee4you
Onward we go Poem

Onward we go.The art of communication has changed, rearranged, instead of "I said", its now, "I was like" instead of " I said back" it's "I turned around and sai...

optimisticme2110Apr 2022Apr 2022
After the Party Poem

After the Partywanted to repost this after i pulled it....

kickit2272211Jun 2011Apr 2022Mar 2013
Unknown
But it was fun while it lasted Poem

But it was fun while it lasted!And tomorrow will be, oh yes, with or without you or me, its strange to see, such continuity, but that is the way, come what may, when playtime ends,...

optimisticme2250Apr 2022Apr 2022
Senryu too Poem

Senryu too!I woke up this morning, I'm glad that I did, but what a suprise!!!!!...

optimisticme2584Mar 2022Mar 2022Mar 2022
salamuna
Nothing Poem

Nothing?Sometimes, nothing means more!...

optimisticme2761Mar 2022Mar 2022Mar 2022
Oceanzest
When your number is up Poem

When your number is up!I don't want to play this numbers game, life has changed, its not the same, only yesterday I was 2 and 1, where the hell has that gone?, Woke up toda...

optimisticme2320Mar 2022Mar 2022

missed kisssenryu (5-7-5) not half haiku...

socrates4441311Feb 2022Feb 2022Mar 2022
Yankee4you
irish words Poem

irish wordsI've been asked to write about Ireland, well, what can I say?, it's wonderful, filled with beauty and charm, tis true, we've got Guinness and somethin...

optimisticme2481Feb 2022Feb 2022Feb 2022
Oceanzest
WHAT Poem

WHAT?Did you know that George (in some reality show) lost his watch in the snow?, Did you know that Stan was not really a man?, No? . neither did I,., but...

optimisticme2651Jan 2022Jan 2022Jan 2022
southmiami4321
Nothing Poem

NothingI think I should write about NOTHING, cause today, I have NOTHING to say, and NOTHING is more than its parts, it can ease or break many hearts, NOTHIN...

optimisticme2260Jan 2022Jan 2022
A Northumbrian Prayer Poem

A Northumbrian PrayerLight hearted banter....

Unknown9403Jan 2016Jan 2022Aug 2017
Unknown
All we need is love Poem

All we need is love)))Just wanted to wish Happy 2022 to all our poets! stay safe, healthy, loving and loved ones))...

salamuna62120Dec 2021Dec 2021Jan 2022
salamuna
Treasure Chest Poem

Treasure Chest.Funny poems are fashionable here at the moment. This one I wrote years ago. Hope it doesn't offend....

Mizzy43466Oct 2021Oct 2021Nov 2021
mcradloff
Earthquakes In Alaska Poem

Earthquakes In AlaskaThe weather is too hot to go outside I've watched so much tv my brain is nearly fried If I could find a cave I would have a cool place to hide I wo...

EyeLook4U2534Aug 2021Aug 2021Aug 2021
southmiami4321
yaspark42213Jun 2021Aug 2021Jul 2021
yaspark
Easy going Poem

Easy goingIt’s summer out there...

yaspark3768Jul 2021Jul 2021Sep 2021
yaspark
Elmos AWOLNATION Sail Parody Poem

Elmo’s AWOLNATION Sail ParodySometimes when I hear certain songs, jokes pop up in my mind making fun of it. This is the only parody I have copyrighted. I really need to get out...

Unknown2170Jul 2021Jul 2021
Haiku challenge Poem

Haiku challengeJust trying.....

yaspark38613Jun 2021Jun 2021Jun 2021
yaspark
Im not a Poet Im just a nice lad Poem

I’m not a Poet I’m just a nice lad!I’m not a poet I’m just a nice lad Who writes lots of poems when happy or sad Artistic I’m not but I’ll give it a lash My pockets are empty I’m des...

DK10013165Jun 2021Jun 2021Jun 2021
Abby1963
She Gets By with Saying Im Sorry Poem

She Gets By with Saying I'm SorryShe gets by with saying I'm sorry While I get stuck with a broken heart Women get away with a lot of things And it happens right from the start...

EyeLook4U2571May 2021May 2021May 2021
Oceanzest
Pigeon Poem

PigeonEveryday I go down and read to the pigeons. We have an agreement. I read to them and I take one home for dinner. Pigeon 1: “look it’s that tuned lo...

DK10013474May 2021May 2021May 2021
DK1001
coining it Poem

coining itto a five penny piece I shrunk to the size as life made me hard in the head and eyes so pressed ganged was I on a leathery ship that lived in...

yachtsman_740110Feb 2021Feb 2021Mar 2021
ReaderOfSouls
fizzion chips Poem

fizzion chipscambridge on a sunny morn a professor deep in thought a quasi quantum quandary his mind now overwrought now the kernel of dilemma the cause of...

yachtsman_74217Feb 2021Feb 2021Feb 2021
Nuwahri61
Little April Poem

Little Aprilblues lyrics, calendar love...

Oceanzest2841Jan 2021Jan 2021Jan 2021
southmiami4321

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