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Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Edited | Last Comment |
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SorrySorry the sky isn’t blue Sorry no hugs for you Sorry I lied Sorry had to hide Sorry you attacked me Sorry you slapped me Sorry you ran out... | Abby1963 | 607 | 9 | Jun 2019 | Mar 29 | Jun 2019 Abby1963 |
The Old CodgerI talk to the old codger But he's an old dodger As sly as a wisp of smoke In due proportions Not gross distortions I now beseech You old bloke... | lovecanbereal | 264 | - | Jul 2022 | Jan 20 | |
PythagorasThe marvel of the Ancient Greeks.... The term pi, was not used by Pythagoras, at the time...(hence the inverted commas)....But it amounts to the SA... | lovecanbereal | 286 | - | Jul 2022 | Jan 20 | |
Be real: Ace Poet Part 2Original lcbr poem (edited slightly)....from the blogs....(A bit of shameless self-promotion!)... | lovecanbereal | 314 | - | Jul 2022 | Jan 20 | |
The blogs are okAn original lcbr poem, (from the blogs)......... | lovecanbereal | 334 | - | Jul 2022 | Jan 20 | |
Some Things Rhyme With Orange!* A hill near Abergavenny (in Wales), popular with hang gliders ** An English surname....note: any resemblance, to any person (living or dead), i... | lovecanbereal | 350 | 5 | Jul 2022 | Jan 20 | Jul 2022 lovecanbereal |
When Cupid gets Drunk* Luckily, he missed! (I had fun writing this)..... | lovecanbereal | 481 | 4 | Sep 2022 | Jan 20 | Oct 2022 lovecanbereal |
Swipe RightSwipe right My daily rite (For as a man I need delight). Swipe left I feel bereft (Although it's quick As I am deft). Swipe right Maybe... | lovecanbereal | 589 | 4 | Jan 2018 | Jan 20 | Feb 2018 lovecanbereal |
Women (the handbag theory)* Just a bit of satire on superficiality... | lovecanbereal | 660 | 13 | Sep 2017 | Jan 20 | Sep 2017 lovecanbereal |
Of Poetry in the "First Person"."I" hope the "fun police" never confiscate my "poetic license!"... | lovecanbereal | 1,138 | 3 | Apr 2016 | Jan 20 | Apr 2016 lovecanbereal |
A Bag of MonkeysPlease note: (*) A "monkey" is racetrack/racing slang for $500= so obviously these are not "actual" monkeys - merely metaphorical... | lovecanbereal | 1,211 | 6 | Jan 2016 | Jan 20 | Aug 2016 lovecanbereal |
"World's Head Honchos Playing Hide-n-Seek!"This whimsical poem anthropomorphizes global organizations as players in a game of hide-and-seek, symbolizing the complexities and hidden actions of g... | TravelLover2023 | 195 | 0 | Jun 2023 | Jun 2023 | |
English pluralsThese English rules...... | Didi7 | 268 | 4 | Feb 2023 | Feb 2023 | Feb 2023 Didi7 |
CIRCLES OF LIFERemembering cs 12 years ago When Steven Curtess got some of our poems published in a book. All with permission of course. Grand poet he was.... | EXRED3 | 340 | 6 | Oct 2022 | Oct 2022 | Oct 2022 EXRED3 |
It's time for you to showThis goes out to Lori ,my high Noon poker partner ...by the way you're Wanted...500 jeans Reward And also to my fans ..extended version!... | morgen90210 | 839 | 15 | Jul 2012 | Jun 2022 | Jun 2022 morgen90210 |
If Superman was...If Superman was fat, Who would he be? Maybe a pizza guy, Or someone like me. If Superman was sad, How can we cheer him up? Maybe bring a circu... | morgen90210 | 877 | 19 | Jul 2016 | Jun 2022 | Sep 2016 morgen90210 |
Poet"s cornerIt concerns our poet"s corner-The way I see some poets on our Poet"s corner .. I tried to write with humor and a little bit of irony))) sometimes it'... | salamuna | 863 | 21 | May 2022 | Jun 2022 | Jul 2022 d4nI314 |
Venting!And the cost of living is rising faster than the tide, We have no control, just along for the ride, I can’t go on holiday, I can’t go away, I can... | optimisticme | 230 | 1 | May 2022 | May 2022 | May 2022 Yankee4you |
Onward we go.The art of communication has changed, rearranged, instead of "I said", its now, "I was like" instead of " I said back" it's "I turned around and sai... | optimisticme | 211 | 0 | Apr 2022 | Apr 2022 | |
After the Partywanted to repost this after i pulled it.... | kickit22 | 722 | 11 | Jun 2011 | Apr 2022 | Mar 2013 Unknown |
But it was fun while it lasted!And tomorrow will be, oh yes, with or without you or me, its strange to see, such continuity, but that is the way, come what may, when playtime ends,... | optimisticme | 225 | 0 | Apr 2022 | Apr 2022 | |
Senryu too!I woke up this morning, I'm glad that I did, but what a suprise!!!!!... | optimisticme | 258 | 4 | Mar 2022 | Mar 2022 | Mar 2022 salamuna |
Nothing?Sometimes, nothing means more!... | optimisticme | 276 | 1 | Mar 2022 | Mar 2022 | Mar 2022 Oceanzest |
When your number is up!I don't want to play this numbers game, life has changed, its not the same, only yesterday I was 2 and 1, where the hell has that gone?, Woke up toda... | optimisticme | 232 | 0 | Mar 2022 | Mar 2022 | |
missed kisssenryu (5-7-5) not half haiku... | socrates44 | 413 | 11 | Feb 2022 | Feb 2022 | Mar 2022 Yankee4you |
irish wordsI've been asked to write about Ireland, well, what can I say?, it's wonderful, filled with beauty and charm, tis true, we've got Guinness and somethin... | optimisticme | 248 | 1 | Feb 2022 | Feb 2022 | Feb 2022 Oceanzest |
WHAT?Did you know that George (in some reality show) lost his watch in the snow?, Did you know that Stan was not really a man?, No? . neither did I,., but... | optimisticme | 265 | 1 | Jan 2022 | Jan 2022 | Jan 2022 southmiami4321 |
NothingI think I should write about NOTHING, cause today, I have NOTHING to say, and NOTHING is more than its parts, it can ease or break many hearts, NOTHIN... | optimisticme | 226 | 0 | Jan 2022 | Jan 2022 | |
A Northumbrian PrayerLight hearted banter.... | Unknown | 940 | 3 | Jan 2016 | Jan 2022 | Aug 2017 Unknown |
All we need is love)))Just wanted to wish Happy 2022 to all our poets! stay safe, healthy, loving and loved ones))... | salamuna | 621 | 20 | Dec 2021 | Dec 2021 | Jan 2022 salamuna |
Treasure Chest.Funny poems are fashionable here at the moment. This one I wrote years ago. Hope it doesn't offend.... | Mizzy4 | 346 | 6 | Oct 2021 | Oct 2021 | Nov 2021 mcradloff |
Earthquakes In AlaskaThe weather is too hot to go outside I've watched so much tv my brain is nearly fried If I could find a cave I would have a cool place to hide I wo... | EyeLook4U | 253 | 4 | Aug 2021 | Aug 2021 | Aug 2021 southmiami4321 |
Ocean’s haiku challenge-2Another try..... | yaspark | 422 | 13 | Jun 2021 | Aug 2021 | Jul 2021 yaspark |
Easy goingIt’s summer out there... | yaspark | 376 | 8 | Jul 2021 | Jul 2021 | Sep 2021 yaspark |
Elmo’s AWOLNATION Sail ParodySometimes when I hear certain songs, jokes pop up in my mind making fun of it. This is the only parody I have copyrighted. I really need to get out... | Unknown | 217 | 0 | Jul 2021 | Jul 2021 | |
Haiku challengeJust trying..... | yaspark | 386 | 13 | Jun 2021 | Jun 2021 | Jun 2021 yaspark |
I’m not a Poet I’m just a nice lad!I’m not a poet I’m just a nice lad Who writes lots of poems when happy or sad Artistic I’m not but I’ll give it a lash My pockets are empty I’m des... | DK1001 | 316 | 5 | Jun 2021 | Jun 2021 | Jun 2021 Abby1963 |
She Gets By with Saying I'm SorryShe gets by with saying I'm sorry While I get stuck with a broken heart Women get away with a lot of things And it happens right from the start... | EyeLook4U | 257 | 1 | May 2021 | May 2021 | May 2021 Oceanzest |
PigeonEveryday I go down and read to the pigeons. We have an agreement. I read to them and I take one home for dinner. Pigeon 1: “look it’s that tuned lo... | DK1001 | 347 | 4 | May 2021 | May 2021 | May 2021 DK1001 |
coining itto a five penny piece I shrunk to the size as life made me hard in the head and eyes so pressed ganged was I on a leathery ship that lived in... | yachtsman_7 | 401 | 10 | Feb 2021 | Feb 2021 | Mar 2021 ReaderOfSouls |
fizzion chipscambridge on a sunny morn a professor deep in thought a quasi quantum quandary his mind now overwrought now the kernel of dilemma the cause of... | yachtsman_7 | 421 | 7 | Feb 2021 | Feb 2021 | Feb 2021 Nuwahri61 |
Little Aprilblues lyrics, calendar love... | Oceanzest | 284 | 1 | Jan 2021 | Jan 2021 | Jan 2021 southmiami4321 |
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