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My Mailbox Poem

My MailboxJust some Humor on Tuesday...no tears today!...

ImagineLove4515Jul 2014Jul 2014
cafetwo2010
Knocker Knockers Poem

Knocker KnockersMore of a tongue twister inspired by a forum...

postneoludite5352Jul 2014Jul 2014
Unknown
Castle coffee Poem

Castle coffeeAnybody want a sip of this coffee? Come on now don't be shy. Lol...

cafetwo201096723Jul 2014Jul 2014
cafetwo2010
The wizards potion Poem

The wizards potionStir stir bubble and boil Churn churn in loves sweet toil This maidens lure is one smooth lotion She'll never resist this seductive potion Spri...

cafetwo201052812Jun 2014Jul 2014
cafetwo2010
Private Email Poem

Private EmailI need to "calm down"...lol..the word warrior in me is on a bit of a war path...HELP!...

ImagineLove3933Jul 2014Jul 2014
weemick1960
on the lighter side Poem

on the lighter sideI came upon a tiny troll while dancing in a dream, with her hands filled with crayons she painted each new scene. The sky was pink, the sun quit...

SnowCoveredMuse3632Jul 2014Jul 2014
SnowCoveredMuse
Hi Im New on Here Poem

Hi, I'm New on HereIt's not the "Hi, I'm new here...it's what follows...its disturbing and I had to address it, I feel better now!...

ImagineLove3753Jul 2014Jul 2014
mimzy333
POLITICALLY CORRECT CHRISTMAS Part TWO Poem

POLITICALLY CORRECT CHRISTMAS© Part TWOI enjoyed the fact I could write such a funny poem...

cambridgemiss3311Jul 2014Jul 2014
Girlygirl196349
POLITICALLY CORRECT CHRISTMAS Poem

POLITICALLY CORRECT CHRISTMAS©i wrote it when I was angry when we were supposed to say, Happy Holiday in stead of Merry Christmas....

cambridgemiss3881Jul 2014Jul 2014
Girlygirl196349
POLITICALLY CORRECT CHRISTMAS The end Poem

POLITICALLY CORRECT CHRISTMAS© The endIt has been published and I like to make people laugh. Anyone interested in screenwriting in the Florida Clearwater area?...

cambridgemiss3220Jul 2014
Won A Poetry Contest ELVIS THE PIZZA MAN Poem

Won A Poetry Contest/ ELVIS THE PIZZA MAN©I write poetry when the mood strikes me. I love comedy and this poem has won several awards... I love it myself. Love the meter. i also write books...

cambridgemiss6145Jul 2014Jul 2014
cafetwo2010
What I Dont Know I Knew Poem

What I Don't Know I KnewI was visitng with Aristotle...in my mind...you know his famous quote "The more you know, the more you know you don't know.” And I just wanted to be...

ImagineLove2911Jul 2014Jul 2014
Girlygirl196349
Friends in High Places Poem

Friends in High PlacesI was listening to this song at work and imagining I was the owner of the company. The original song is Garth Brooks: Friends In Low Places....

mcradloff4840Jul 2014
This Is More Fun To Do Than Watching Soccer Poem

This Is More Fun To Do Than Watching SoccerI have watched about 20 seconds of the world soccer so far. All I know is the game is being played in Brazil and the US is out....

mcradloff5418Jul 2014Jul 2014
mcradloff
Help Poem

HelpA place to start...

Unknown3662Jul 2014Jul 2014
Girlygirl196349
The Exam Poem

The ExamNo exam that I ever had to do ... thank goodness...

steve12231,2254Jul 2014Jul 2014
steve1223
A drunkards poem 2 Poem

A drunkards poem #2Once a pun a TIm e.. ¥ 2 +9 ------- = 4 ANy wa y. On ce a pond a t ime a wom@n went to LIVE I n thE woods She ESCAPED from the IRS...

cafetwo201060826Jun 2014Jul 2014
cafetwo2010
Live Laugh DIE DIE Poem

Live,Laugh,DIE!,DIE!Even a poorly scripted movie like" Leprechaun 4 Leprechaun In Space" can brighten up my day, but EvilBong still takes the cake ….Cheers...

fjamesj97011,08722Jun 2014Jun 2014
fjamesj9701
E logical world Poem

E-logical worldWell its flat where I'm standing from my left to right. .....lols...

morgen902105754Jun 2014Jun 2014
morgen90210
a walk in the bush Poem

a walk in the bushAs i walk through the bush with the wind blowing my hair. I looked up an saw birds sailing through the air Then one dove down an i did leap straight i...

Unknown4331Jun 2014Jun 2014
Unknown
World Cup Love Poem

World Cup LoveThose six long weeks every four years can put a test to the best of relationships for those who have no interest in football.. we love to hate and yet...

Stedan3082Jun 2014Jun 2014
morgen90210
FRIEND Poem

FRIENDAN HOUR ON TNE TREADMILL,, :-)...

Girlygirl19634993232May 2014Jun 2014
pinklady1967
Youre so fine Poem

You're so fineBought some new china today! :-)...

Girlygirl19634962115May 2014Jun 2014
pinklady1967
Exequy Shindig Poem

Exequy ShindigThe day which we fear as our last is but the birthday of eternity. ~ Lucius Annaeus Seneca ~ Just a thought…. Cheers...

fjamesj970177618Jun 2014Jun 2014
fjamesj9701
fjamesj97011,50424May 2014Jun 2014
Happygolucky4u
Mistaken Identity Poem

Mistaken IdentityDown around ankles were his trousers as he caressed her he said wowzers finding there no lady it was all so shady as he always seemed to pick pose...

shadow19509363Jun 2014Jun 2014
candykid
Pork and Beans Poem

Pork and BeansOne of those stories where someone who knew someone that knew someone that this happened to...

fjamesj970183717Mar 2013Jun 2014
benidorm
a treasured rose Poem

a treasured rosea special gift from the light within...

darkhorse55551316Mar 2014Jun 2014
123whisper
Laughing Poem

LaughingLife is just one long joke We designed and planned it We laugh in the irony Of the mistakes made Of words left unspoken Words which hurt shoul...

branksome3842May 2014Jun 2014
Joseph1112
crooked man Poem

crooked manI was raised on a farm an use to sing to the cows to make them calm while milking them....

bigdave102882May 2014Jun 2014
morgen90210
Sas tries to Rhyme Poem

Sas tries to RhymeOkay I know it's cheesy, But I tried to at least Rhyme LOL...

SnowCoveredMuse6385May 2014May 2014
Joseph1112
Music Poem

MusicI love music and I love car's but the rhythm's carry me far out past the stars The sounds fill me deeply deep to my core I can listen all day...

liketoworkhard5877Dec 2013May 2014
fjamesj9701
Secret Recipe Coffee Tea or Rhyme Poem

Secret Recipe: Coffee, Tea or Rhyme?glad to find out the flare up re: rhyming, has seem to have settled down...this is just a light hearted take on why and how some of us write......

orientalkoru4765May 2014May 2014
orientalkoru
who me Poem

who me?Just playing and thinking hahaha...

liketoworkhard4870May 2014
Silk Road Adventure Poem

Silk Road AdventureYes this happened to me ! Should I tell?...

jockboy614811May 2014May 2014
mimzy333
The Jessetradamus Prophecies Mr Cafe Challenge Poem

The Jessetradamus Prophecies (Mr Cafe Challenge)Mr Jim I also see in my visions that you will return my over due library books...

fjamesj970184030May 2014May 2014
candykid
Me love you long time Poem

Me love you long timeHelllow: Dude here..? Looking for a female with ruby lips to kiss on my face in the park.. Must go to the park and visit the big yellow duck.. I...

cafetwo20107149Oct 2013May 2014
SCatlyn
Mamas Advice Poem

Mama's AdviceEnjoying my Season 2 DVD of Mama's Family. This episode has Mama helping Aunt Fran with an advice column. The show is one of the funniest I have eve...

mcradloff77014Apr 2014May 2014
mcradloff
The Horse from the Course challenge Poem

The Horse from the Course (challenge)Hmm... use this box to tell about your poem- What it's about - a limerick(I think- it says a limerick can be a nonsense poem of 5 lines) why I wrot...

SCatlyn1,54426Jan 2011May 2014
SCatlyn
Doctor out to lunch Be back at I00 pm Poem

Doctor out to lunch: Be back at I:00 pmThank you for waiting. Please fill out this form and state your illness. 1. Went crazy 2. Men are beasts, and I almost like it. 3. Women a...

cafetwo20105116May 2014May 2014
cafetwo2010
First flush of a different kind Poem

First flush of a different kindJust another nutty moment from me that became more than a sentence :)...just for fun...

Unknown5553May 2014May 2014
beautifulyou
Poems written by WIFE and HUSBAND Poem

Poems written by WIFE and HUSBAND.WIFE: I wrote your name on sand it got washed. I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Att...

real_khan5125Nov 2013May 2014
fjamesj9701

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