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Yankee4you8039Oct 2013Nov 2013
trurorob
You cant play in my yard I dont love you anymore Poem

You can't play in my yard I don't love you anymoreOh! The ways of woman ... I have been used as a Boy Toy and then thrown away! Boo Hoo!...

Unknown4972Nov 2013Nov 2013
Unknown
Invisible Poem

Invisiblethose folks with no pics who is forever promising one and those who put a pic but you get nothing else and you wonder if they are even human.......

Unknown43211Nov 2013Nov 2013
Unknown
Tavern Tale Poem

Tavern TalePoppy - Dad Mommy - Mom Ringmails - Royal Guards...

morgen902106618Nov 2013Nov 2013
morgen90210
Horror Night Poem

Horror NightIt’s time to write about horror nights Of things that terrify your soul Sweat pouring down your face To survive the night is your goal Up the st...

steve12233442Nov 2013Nov 2013
Redex
a day in the life of married man Poem

a day in the life of 'married man'Well, today was little different than any day spent with my crazy family (wife). As I had a Drs. visit in Clarksburg today, Hilda and son Jimmy accomp...

hedistuff7063Nov 2013Nov 2013
Earlgreytea
TALES FROM THE OTHER SIDE LOL Poem

TALES FROM THE OTHER SIDE....(LOL)LOL......second of these....the first being Elroy.....Andrew...xxx...

andrew14986223Feb 2011Nov 2013
Ravensgold
like hallmark i think Poem

like hallmark i thinkhallmark cards with a twist ..haha lol.......

honeybear30004480Oct 2013
Prison Break Poem

Prison BreakThey locked her up, it’s not fair No Christmas nookie getting They put her in jail so tight Out here I’m feeling lonely A plan I need to get her...

steve12234984Oct 2013Oct 2013
Poetnumber1
Personal Life Poem

Personal LifeAs I looking around, I say to myself whatever happen to my personal life and then I say the last time I checked it was on the internet.....Oh Well.. L...

Unknown2291Oct 2013Oct 2013
fjamesj9701
Off My Chair Poem

Off My ChairI need a drink I need a scotch If you go get it I'll let you watch As I fall off my chair and get back on The lights go dim Goodnight I'm go...

Unknown5262Jun 2009Oct 2013
Unknown
Innocent love Poem

Innocent loveWhen you are with a lady try to understand if she is interested to the poetry...before she goes away...

Jokerman734014Oct 2013Oct 2013
Unknown
P S your monster Poem

P.S. your monsterdid this some time back brought it forward again...

morgen902103952Oct 2013Oct 2013
morgen90210
Shadow Shadow Poem

Shadow ShadowI Can Hear Her Move. In The Pitch Black Of The Night. She Hungers For A Moon. Care She Does Less For Light. My Heart She Will Have For Din...

nixxo3190Oct 2013
Wanna Hear My Story Poem

Wanna Hear My Story ?This Poem Is Just My Imagination...

Safiazar2661Oct 2013Oct 2013
morgen90210
SIMPLE SIMON Poem

SIMPLE SIMONtaking liberty on an old rhyme...

studecar9053Oct 2013Oct 2013
rapturecapture
Freestyle rhyme Poem

Freestyle rhymeNo idea...

MaxxHeart253440Oct 2013
Ode to the outhouse poet Poem

Ode to the outhouse poet..just a bit of dark humor my poet friends...lol...

Spartacus20123,95512Oct 2013Oct 2013
Spartacus2012
Mormon Lake Mud Poem

Mormon Lake MudStarts out so slippery, Like walking on ice. Then it rains again, Here once or twice. When it gets ankle deep, Seems pretty rough. Sticking to b...

wranglersam3061Oct 2013Oct 2013
Redex
Unknown5396Oct 2013Oct 2013
mcradloff
Unknown2540Oct 2013
The three things to take challenge Poem

The three things to take (challenge)I got no clue what the challenge is really about to be honest, but I figured it was about an island and what to take, and sorry if it was a closed thi...

Unknown48111Sep 2013Sep 2013
Unknown
the things i would take challenge Poem

the things i would take challengeOnto my island in the sun Three thing I will take Take my saw and make me tables and chairs I will sit and ponder As the world goes bye Wi...

wayne344769Sep 2013Sep 2013
Redex
Marys Lamb Poem

Mary’s LambPeople think that I’m so nice With my lamb as white as snow And everywhere that I do venture I make sure the lamb has to go A big chain around i...

steve12234081Sep 2013Sep 2013
ladyjewel
Anomaly Poem

"Anomaly"Paralyzed in this silence. I’m bewildered by your science. Where do I fit in this chaos theory? I’m trapped in a matrix that is Illusionary. Who b...

IvoryPetals3922Sep 2013Sep 2013
IvoryPetals
the toad gets vengance Poem

the toad gets venganceOn her broom stick the green witch did fly Up and down dale Spying the land for Entrail s to find To use in a potion That will make her lo...

wayne343721Sep 2013Sep 2013
darkhorse555
Better Off Poem

Better OffTrying my pen out on some little narrative poetry about two country farmers discussing their pets....

Yankee4you6634Sep 2013Sep 2013
darkhorse555
RIP Poem

RIPBeneath this ground I’m laid to rest You took it all I gave my best If you think My life was a farce Then you can sweetly Kiss my hairy arse...

steve12234000Sep 2013
Earthsea Soup Poem

Earthsea SoupHocus Pocus and a handful of locusts, Alakazam over sausages and baked ham, This is the motherland of Peter Pan. Open sesame with a squeeze of le...

morgen902105106Sep 2013Sep 2013
morgen90210
Careful what you wish for Poem

Careful what you wish for!I hope that they have a return policy... (this is an add on to 'Billy the Finn', an earlier entry)...

hedistuff8221Sep 2013Sep 2013
morgen90210
Help Poem

HelpTruth...

stevendish672721Sep 2013Sep 2013
morgen90210
This Is The Pits Poem

This Is The PitsHow do I hide what I have done On the floor she’s laying dead Not that I regret killing her Losing my freedom is what I dread Can’t say that it...

steve12234605Sep 2013Sep 2013
steve1223
THE BRIDE OF FRANKINSTEIN Poem

THE BRIDE OF FRANKINSTEINI've so missed you all. Thank you for all your prayers and good thoughts, and comments. Love you. Peace be with you always. Sending you wishes for man...

Dejavu4u6329Sep 2013Sep 2013
Dejavu4u
Slightly Cloudy Poem

Slightly CloudySlightly cloudy with a chance of rain Dismal skies colored in gray Gently pierced by flaming swords of a hidden sun Where inspiration has gathered...

fjamesj970195916Sep 2013Sep 2013
fjamesj9701
Rhubarb runs Poem

Rhubarb runsI wrote this poem when i was 13 yrs old. i am now 60yrs old and this is the first time it has ever been written down. i have kept this poem inside my...

ppviking12160Sep 2013
The Last Thing Poem

The Last ThingLike fingernails scratching across the blackboard, that is how your voice sounds to me. You have the face of an angel and soft billowy breasts, narrow...

steve12233531Sep 2013Sep 2013
madtat29
Candy Crush Poem

"Candy Crush"Mind boggling this invention. How has it captured my attention? Strangely I invest my time. Challenging my mind. New level, new venue for conquest...

IvoryPetals3891Sep 2013Sep 2013
morgen90210
Big mouth Poem

Big mouthMe and my big mouth! Now I bite the dust, Caught with my pants down, Now I've said too much....

morgen902105092Sep 2013Sep 2013
morgen90210
In The Jungle Poem

In The JungleLet's celebrate unbirthdays...

steve12234742Aug 2013Sep 2013
fjamesj9701
Mathematics Poem

MathematicsI find it such a worry To have to work with numbers Some they say you have to add I suppose that’s not to bad But then what happens to the ones...

steve12234732Aug 2013Sep 2013
fjamesj9701
Epitaph Poem

EpitaphBeneath this stone I reside Lived a long life, then I died Left behind a nagging wife Caused me nothing but strife R.I.P. Robin Graves htt...

steve12233482Aug 2013Aug 2013
darkhorse555
Verbosity Poem

VerbosityA bard I've always wished to be for words they always cherish me and bring to all a great delight when read with relish and foresight or glanced o...

iluvisis15393Aug 2013Aug 2013
Macduff5

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