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Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Last Comment |
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A Little Pumpkin (Haiku)Not much!!... | Yankee4you | 803 | 9 | Oct 2013 | Nov 2013 trurorob |
You can't play in my yard I don't love you anymoreOh! The ways of woman ... I have been used as a Boy Toy and then thrown away! Boo Hoo!... | Unknown | 497 | 2 | Nov 2013 | Nov 2013 Unknown |
Invisiblethose folks with no pics who is forever promising one and those who put a pic but you get nothing else and you wonder if they are even human....... | Unknown | 432 | 11 | Nov 2013 | Nov 2013 Unknown |
Tavern TalePoppy - Dad Mommy - Mom Ringmails - Royal Guards... | morgen90210 | 661 | 8 | Nov 2013 | Nov 2013 morgen90210 |
Horror NightIt’s time to write about horror nights Of things that terrify your soul Sweat pouring down your face To survive the night is your goal Up the st... | steve1223 | 344 | 2 | Nov 2013 | Nov 2013 Redex |
a day in the life of 'married man'Well, today was little different than any day spent with my crazy family (wife). As I had a Drs. visit in Clarksburg today, Hilda and son Jimmy accomp... | hedistuff | 706 | 3 | Nov 2013 | Nov 2013 Earlgreytea |
TALES FROM THE OTHER SIDE....(LOL)LOL......second of these....the first being Elroy.....Andrew...xxx... | andrew149 | 862 | 23 | Feb 2011 | Nov 2013 Ravensgold |
like hallmark i thinkhallmark cards with a twist ..haha lol....... | honeybear3000 | 448 | 0 | Oct 2013 | |
Prison BreakThey locked her up, it’s not fair No Christmas nookie getting They put her in jail so tight Out here I’m feeling lonely A plan I need to get her... | steve1223 | 498 | 4 | Oct 2013 | Oct 2013 Poetnumber1 |
Personal LifeAs I looking around, I say to myself whatever happen to my personal life and then I say the last time I checked it was on the internet.....Oh Well.. L... | Unknown | 229 | 1 | Oct 2013 | Oct 2013 fjamesj9701 |
Off My ChairI need a drink I need a scotch If you go get it I'll let you watch As I fall off my chair and get back on The lights go dim Goodnight I'm go... | Unknown | 526 | 2 | Jun 2009 | Oct 2013 Unknown |
Innocent loveWhen you are with a lady try to understand if she is interested to the poetry...before she goes away... | Jokerman73 | 401 | 4 | Oct 2013 | Oct 2013 Unknown |
P.S. your monsterdid this some time back brought it forward again... | morgen90210 | 395 | 2 | Oct 2013 | Oct 2013 morgen90210 |
Shadow ShadowI Can Hear Her Move. In The Pitch Black Of The Night. She Hungers For A Moon. Care She Does Less For Light. My Heart She Will Have For Din... | nixxo | 319 | 0 | Oct 2013 | |
Wanna Hear My Story ?This Poem Is Just My Imagination... | Safiazar | 266 | 1 | Oct 2013 | Oct 2013 morgen90210 |
SIMPLE SIMONtaking liberty on an old rhyme... | studecar | 905 | 3 | Oct 2013 | Oct 2013 rapturecapture |
Freestyle rhymeNo idea... | MaxxHeart25 | 344 | 0 | Oct 2013 | |
Ode to the outhouse poet..just a bit of dark humor my poet friends...lol... | Spartacus2012 | 3,955 | 12 | Oct 2013 | Oct 2013 Spartacus2012 |
Mormon Lake MudStarts out so slippery, Like walking on ice. Then it rains again, Here once or twice. When it gets ankle deep, Seems pretty rough. Sticking to b... | wranglersam | 306 | 1 | Oct 2013 | Oct 2013 Redex |
After all we’re just humanLife... | Unknown | 539 | 6 | Oct 2013 | Oct 2013 mcradloff |
It’s Ok to SayLife... | Unknown | 254 | 0 | Oct 2013 | |
The three things to take (challenge)I got no clue what the challenge is really about to be honest, but I figured it was about an island and what to take, and sorry if it was a closed thi... | Unknown | 481 | 11 | Sep 2013 | Sep 2013 Unknown |
the things i would take challengeOnto my island in the sun Three thing I will take Take my saw and make me tables and chairs I will sit and ponder As the world goes bye Wi... | wayne34 | 476 | 9 | Sep 2013 | Sep 2013 Redex |
Mary’s LambPeople think that I’m so nice With my lamb as white as snow And everywhere that I do venture I make sure the lamb has to go A big chain around i... | steve1223 | 408 | 1 | Sep 2013 | Sep 2013 ladyjewel |
"Anomaly"Paralyzed in this silence. I’m bewildered by your science. Where do I fit in this chaos theory? I’m trapped in a matrix that is Illusionary. Who b... | IvoryPetals | 392 | 2 | Sep 2013 | Sep 2013 IvoryPetals |
the toad gets venganceOn her broom stick the green witch did fly Up and down dale Spying the land for Entrail s to find To use in a potion That will make her lo... | wayne34 | 372 | 1 | Sep 2013 | Sep 2013 darkhorse555 |
Better OffTrying my pen out on some little narrative poetry about two country farmers discussing their pets.... | Yankee4you | 663 | 4 | Sep 2013 | Sep 2013 darkhorse555 |
RIPBeneath this ground I’m laid to rest You took it all I gave my best If you think My life was a farce Then you can sweetly Kiss my hairy arse... | steve1223 | 400 | 0 | Sep 2013 | |
Earthsea SoupHocus Pocus and a handful of locusts, Alakazam over sausages and baked ham, This is the motherland of Peter Pan. Open sesame with a squeeze of le... | morgen90210 | 510 | 6 | Sep 2013 | Sep 2013 morgen90210 |
Careful what you wish for!I hope that they have a return policy... (this is an add on to 'Billy the Finn', an earlier entry)... | hedistuff | 822 | 1 | Sep 2013 | Sep 2013 morgen90210 |
HelpTruth... | stevendish67 | 272 | 1 | Sep 2013 | Sep 2013 morgen90210 |
This Is The PitsHow do I hide what I have done On the floor she’s laying dead Not that I regret killing her Losing my freedom is what I dread Can’t say that it... | steve1223 | 460 | 5 | Sep 2013 | Sep 2013 steve1223 |
THE BRIDE OF FRANKINSTEINI've so missed you all. Thank you for all your prayers and good thoughts, and comments. Love you. Peace be with you always. Sending you wishes for man... | Dejavu4u | 632 | 9 | Sep 2013 | Sep 2013 Dejavu4u |
Slightly CloudySlightly cloudy with a chance of rain Dismal skies colored in gray Gently pierced by flaming swords of a hidden sun Where inspiration has gathered... | fjamesj9701 | 959 | 16 | Sep 2013 | Sep 2013 fjamesj9701 |
Rhubarb runsI wrote this poem when i was 13 yrs old. i am now 60yrs old and this is the first time it has ever been written down. i have kept this poem inside my... | ppviking1 | 216 | 0 | Sep 2013 | |
The Last ThingLike fingernails scratching across the blackboard, that is how your voice sounds to me. You have the face of an angel and soft billowy breasts, narrow... | steve1223 | 353 | 1 | Sep 2013 | Sep 2013 madtat29 |
"Candy Crush"Mind boggling this invention. How has it captured my attention? Strangely I invest my time. Challenging my mind. New level, new venue for conquest... | IvoryPetals | 389 | 1 | Sep 2013 | Sep 2013 morgen90210 |
Big mouthMe and my big mouth! Now I bite the dust, Caught with my pants down, Now I've said too much.... | morgen90210 | 509 | 2 | Sep 2013 | Sep 2013 morgen90210 |
In The JungleLet's celebrate unbirthdays... | steve1223 | 474 | 2 | Aug 2013 | Sep 2013 fjamesj9701 |
MathematicsI find it such a worry To have to work with numbers Some they say you have to add I suppose that’s not to bad But then what happens to the ones... | steve1223 | 473 | 2 | Aug 2013 | Sep 2013 fjamesj9701 |
EpitaphBeneath this stone I reside Lived a long life, then I died Left behind a nagging wife Caused me nothing but strife R.I.P. Robin Graves htt... | steve1223 | 348 | 2 | Aug 2013 | Aug 2013 darkhorse555 |
VerbosityA bard I've always wished to be for words they always cherish me and bring to all a great delight when read with relish and foresight or glanced o... | iluvisis1 | 539 | 3 | Aug 2013 | Aug 2013 Macduff5 |
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