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Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Last Comment |
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If I Could BeA bit of silliness... | steve1223 | 401 | 0 | Aug 2013 | |
Gunfight in the SunI thought maybe,with all the broken hearts on this Forum,a little levity might be in order. After all it is said " Laughter is a good medicine ! "... | Unknown | 321 | 4 | Oct 2012 | Aug 2013 GUZMAN1 |
Do the chicken dance. . . EpisodeIIAt that moment the Quasar officer passed by, He made a U-turn and stop at The Dark man, What's in cosmic blazes going on here Son? The Dark man smi... | morgen90210 | 447 | 4 | Aug 2013 | Aug 2013 morgen90210 |
Do the Bogeyman. . . . .(Episode I, Mark trilogy)The Orion has arrived! On board the Flagship, RearAdmiral Mickael, Eternal Dark Man on the bridge, And his Ladyship PrincessLadyJewel, His bodygu... | morgen90210 | 526 | 7 | Aug 2013 | Aug 2013 morgen90210 |
Listen SonI tell you son this tale I tell Is true as true can be Time was when dogs ruled And man was his pet He would take his man for walk And take him... | steve1223 | 406 | 2 | Aug 2013 | Aug 2013 shadow1950 |
Star Universejust having fun in free verse... | morgen90210 | 585 | 11 | Aug 2013 | Aug 2013 morgen90210 |
Good Morning DarlingGood morning darling, how are you? What have you done to yourself For some reason you look especially ravishing That dainty drooling mouth And the... | steve1223 | 487 | 0 | Aug 2013 | |
30 Seconds To Door Close.Eyes connect... | 2725dl | 740 | 7 | Jun 2013 | Aug 2013 Unknown |
Egypt 1951This is tongue in cheek write, when I was 19, I was sent to defend my countries interests in the Egyptian desert sands, far removed from England's gre... | reguiny2006 | 468 | 6 | Aug 2013 | Aug 2013 reguiny2006 |
The DanceJust a little fun... | CloudySky | 570 | 4 | Aug 2013 | Aug 2013 studecar |
My Sweet LoverMy sweet, sweet lover, how the stench of death clings to you. I dare not squeeze too hard lest a part of you falls off. Though the world may not lik... | steve1223 | 769 | 2 | Aug 2013 | Aug 2013 darkhorse555 |
LGI knew they had a life of their own... | steve1223 | 440 | 0 | Aug 2013 | Aug 2013 madtat29 |
RorschachThey seem to think by looking at inkblots they can tell what is 'wrong' with a person... | steve1223 | 360 | 0 | Aug 2013 | |
The Tale of IsobellaWritten for a contest ... A Twist With a Twist... | steve1223 | 302 | 1 | Jul 2013 | Jul 2013 morgen90210 |
I Must Have YouPrice: $9.7 million This fifteen foot Bugatti Royale is one of only six that were built. Its huge 12.7-litre engine was originally meant for use in... | steve1223 | 410 | 3 | Jul 2013 | Jul 2013 ladyjewel |
The Day After YesterdayThere was a time when I was blind So I couldn’t hear them coming I tried to run for warning to give But I forgot my legs were missing I rode a g... | steve1223 | 447 | 2 | Jul 2013 | Jul 2013 shadow1950 |
She Leaves.Waiting on the platform as the train vibrates by.... | 2725dl | 519 | 1 | Jul 2013 | Jul 2013 ladyjewel |
chocoholic ........SG's challengeroast almond chocolate is pretty damn fine but then again the ferrero range is simply divine belgian chockies bring me smile so does cadbury'... | Nuwahri61 | 545 | 3 | Jul 2013 | Jul 2013 soulgoddess |
Eulogy For HDA bit of humour... | steve1223 | 435 | 3 | Jul 2013 | Jul 2013 shadow1950 |
Death In My RoomThere stood death in my room I must admit looking rather angry Tapping his feet to an unheard beat As I kept working on the PC He kept mumbling... | steve1223 | 380 | 0 | Jul 2013 | Jul 2013 mr1983 |
Gone Fishing Part 2Part 2, since it was too big to post all at once.... | DividedHeart | 216 | 2 | Jul 2013 | Jul 2013 morgen90210 |
Gone Fishing Part 1I wrote this to remind myself that sometimes a little patience is required before you find what you are looking for. :)... | DividedHeart | 227 | 2 | Jul 2013 | Jul 2013 morgen90210 |
Fill...Think about it, this can reflect many situations....... | 2725dl | 612 | 6 | Mar 2013 | Jul 2013 orientalkoru |
funny :)She stood there by the ocean, The breeze gently lifted her hair. Of that seagull just above her, She was totally unaware. Seemingly floating in... | Unknown | 195 | 2 | Jul 2013 | Jul 2013 Unknown |
The Not So Perfect WomanHere is a nonsense poem I have written, I hope you like this. Written: 6th July 2013... | john17021984 | 402 | 1 | Jul 2013 | Jul 2013 john17021984 |
the worst of timesUmmmmm Yeaaaaaa That was not a SHE OMG!!!... | kickit22 | 871 | 8 | Jul 2013 | Jul 2013 Poetnumber1 |
the best of timesHad an itch, She voulunteered Oh that feels GOOD... | kickit22 | 776 | 6 | Jul 2013 | Jul 2013 morgen90210 |
I could tellThis is actually the kind of crazy talk I've heard people say back in the 60's and early seventies. Lol.... | cafetwo2010 | 723 | 14 | Jul 2013 | Jul 2013 morgen90210 |
Welcome to HeckJust playing with the idea of where we go when we pass on. I am going to heaven so I won't have to worry about a crappy place like heck.... | mcradloff | 517 | 6 | Jun 2013 | Jun 2013 mcradloff |
A Dublin Bus Station.Waiting in the bus station. A multitude of nations not seeing each other!.......... | 2725dl | 577 | 3 | Jun 2013 | Jun 2013 nonsmoker |
How to win a man!From the library of Congress.. 'The Book of Dudes.' The difinitive guide. $29.99... | cafetwo2010 | 814 | 12 | Mar 2012 | Jun 2013 ladyjewel |
Bill's Challenge to meI wonder what you other poets can do with them lol ps there is a time limit of 30 minutes to write something with them... | shadow1950 | 433 | 3 | Mar 2013 | Jun 2013 shadow1950 |
Luas Platform.Waiting at the bus stop.... | 2725dl | 659 | 4 | Jun 2013 | Jun 2013 2725dl |
I caught. . .this is dedicated to Pink aka dejavu4u hope to give you the biggest gift that is to make you laugh... | morgen90210 | 465 | 5 | Jun 2013 | Jun 2013 morgen90210 |
Catch me if you can!Poof ! You gotta move faster than that darlin..' Follow your heart... HEART . . . . . . . HEART . . . . . . . HEART . .... | cafetwo2010 | 831 | 16 | Jan 2012 | Jun 2013 Unknown |
He Asked, She Asked.Just waiting.... | 2725dl | 591 | 4 | Jun 2013 | Jun 2013 2725dl |
Next Stop.Travelling on the (Luas). Our electric trams.... | 2725dl | 577 | 0 | Jun 2013 | |
No Smoking.Waiting in the bus station.... | 2725dl | 538 | 0 | Jun 2013 | |
Hide and seekYou've been hiding for to long now I've been counting lets play hide and seek! Ready or not here I come for you Don't make a sound or your thro... | Unknown | 342 | 3 | Jun 2013 | Jun 2013 ladyjewel |
If Violets were RedI've always pondered the great mysteries - one of which is: "if violets were red, and roses blue"... | GMS75 | 548 | 2 | Jun 2013 | Jun 2013 GMS75 |
North DakotaNorth Dakota holds the distiction of last place for tourism. I went there once just to say I did when I went up to Winnepeg, Canada. Remember the su... | mcradloff | 701 | 7 | May 2013 | Jun 2013 mcradloff |
clinically dysfunctionalIs what the doctor described, as me. I went for a 2nd opinion, to challenge His hypocrisy. How dare he say im dysfunctional, He knows nothing abo... | cherryreggae | 976 | 20 | May 2013 | May 2013 cherryreggae |
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