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If I Could Be Poem

If I Could BeA bit of silliness...

steve12234010Aug 2013
Gunfight in the Sun Poem

Gunfight in the SunI thought maybe,with all the broken hearts on this Forum,a little levity might be in order. After all it is said " Laughter is a good medicine ! "...

Unknown3214Oct 2012Aug 2013
GUZMAN1
Do the chicken dance EpisodeII Poem

Do the chicken dance. . . EpisodeIIAt that moment the Quasar officer passed by, He made a U-turn and stop at The Dark man, What's in cosmic blazes going on here Son? The Dark man smi...

morgen902104474Aug 2013Aug 2013
morgen90210
Do the Bogeyman Episode I Mark trilogy Poem

Do the Bogeyman. . . . .(Episode I, Mark trilogy)The Orion has arrived! On board the Flagship, RearAdmiral Mickael, Eternal Dark Man on the bridge, And his Ladyship PrincessLadyJewel, His bodygu...

morgen902105267Aug 2013Aug 2013
morgen90210
Listen Son Poem

Listen SonI tell you son this tale I tell Is true as true can be Time was when dogs ruled And man was his pet He would take his man for walk And take him...

steve12234062Aug 2013Aug 2013
shadow1950
Star Universe Poem

Star Universejust having fun in free verse...

morgen9021058511Aug 2013Aug 2013
morgen90210
Good Morning Darling Poem

Good Morning DarlingGood morning darling, how are you? What have you done to yourself For some reason you look especially ravishing That dainty drooling mouth And the...

steve12234870Aug 2013
2725dl7407Jun 2013Aug 2013
Unknown
Egypt 1951 Poem

Egypt 1951This is tongue in cheek write, when I was 19, I was sent to defend my countries interests in the Egyptian desert sands, far removed from England's gre...

reguiny20064686Aug 2013Aug 2013
reguiny2006
The Dance Poem

The DanceJust a little fun...

CloudySky5704Aug 2013Aug 2013
studecar
My Sweet Lover Poem

My Sweet LoverMy sweet, sweet lover, how the stench of death clings to you. I dare not squeeze too hard lest a part of you falls off. Though the world may not lik...

steve12237692Aug 2013Aug 2013
darkhorse555
LG Poem

LGI knew they had a life of their own...

steve12234400Aug 2013Aug 2013
madtat29
Rorschach Poem

RorschachThey seem to think by looking at inkblots they can tell what is 'wrong' with a person...

steve12233600Aug 2013
The Tale of Isobella Poem

The Tale of IsobellaWritten for a contest ... A Twist With a Twist...

steve12233021Jul 2013Jul 2013
morgen90210
I Must Have You Poem

I Must Have YouPrice: $9.7 million This fifteen foot Bugatti Royale is one of only six that were built. Its huge 12.7-litre engine was originally meant for use in...

steve12234103Jul 2013Jul 2013
ladyjewel
The Day After Yesterday Poem

The Day After YesterdayThere was a time when I was blind So I couldn’t hear them coming I tried to run for warning to give But I forgot my legs were missing I rode a g...

steve12234472Jul 2013Jul 2013
shadow1950
She Leaves Poem

She Leaves.Waiting on the platform as the train vibrates by....

2725dl5191Jul 2013Jul 2013
ladyjewel
chocoholic SGs challenge Poem

chocoholic ........SG's challengeroast almond chocolate is pretty damn fine but then again the ferrero range is simply divine belgian chockies bring me smile so does cadbury'...

Nuwahri615453Jul 2013Jul 2013
soulgoddess
Eulogy For HD Poem

Eulogy For HDA bit of humour...

steve12234353Jul 2013Jul 2013
shadow1950
Death In My Room Poem

Death In My RoomThere stood death in my room I must admit looking rather angry Tapping his feet to an unheard beat As I kept working on the PC He kept mumbling...

steve12233800Jul 2013Jul 2013
mr1983
Gone Fishing Part 2 Poem

Gone Fishing Part 2Part 2, since it was too big to post all at once....

DividedHeart2162Jul 2013Jul 2013
morgen90210
Gone Fishing Part 1 Poem

Gone Fishing Part 1I wrote this to remind myself that sometimes a little patience is required before you find what you are looking for. :)...

DividedHeart2272Jul 2013Jul 2013
morgen90210
Fill Poem

Fill...Think about it, this can reflect many situations.......

2725dl6126Mar 2013Jul 2013
orientalkoru
funny Poem

funny :)She stood there by the ocean, The breeze gently lifted her hair. Of that seagull just above her, She was totally unaware. Seemingly floating in...

Unknown1952Jul 2013Jul 2013
Unknown
The Not So Perfect Woman Poem

The Not So Perfect WomanHere is a nonsense poem I have written, I hope you like this. Written: 6th July 2013...

john170219844021Jul 2013Jul 2013
john17021984
the worst of times Poem

the worst of timesUmmmmm Yeaaaaaa That was not a SHE OMG!!!...

kickit228718Jul 2013Jul 2013
Poetnumber1
the best of times Poem

the best of timesHad an itch, She voulunteered Oh that feels GOOD...

kickit227766Jul 2013Jul 2013
morgen90210
I could tell Poem

I could tellThis is actually the kind of crazy talk I've heard people say back in the 60's and early seventies. Lol....

cafetwo201072314Jul 2013Jul 2013
morgen90210
Welcome to Heck Poem

Welcome to HeckJust playing with the idea of where we go when we pass on. I am going to heaven so I won't have to worry about a crappy place like heck....

mcradloff5176Jun 2013Jun 2013
mcradloff
A Dublin Bus Station Poem

A Dublin Bus Station.Waiting in the bus station. A multitude of nations not seeing each other!..........

2725dl5773Jun 2013Jun 2013
nonsmoker
How to win a man Poem

How to win a man!From the library of Congress.. 'The Book of Dudes.' The difinitive guide. $29.99...

cafetwo201081412Mar 2012Jun 2013
ladyjewel
Bills Challenge to me Poem

Bill's Challenge to meI wonder what you other poets can do with them lol ps there is a time limit of 30 minutes to write something with them...

shadow19504333Mar 2013Jun 2013
shadow1950
Luas Platform Poem

Luas Platform.Waiting at the bus stop....

2725dl6594Jun 2013Jun 2013
2725dl
I caught Poem

I caught. . .this is dedicated to Pink aka dejavu4u hope to give you the biggest gift that is to make you laugh...

morgen902104655Jun 2013Jun 2013
morgen90210
Catch me if you can Poem

Catch me if you can!Poof ! You gotta move faster than that darlin..' Follow your heart... HEART . . . . . . . HEART . . . . . . . HEART . ....

cafetwo201083116Jan 2012Jun 2013
Unknown
He Asked She Asked Poem

He Asked, She Asked.Just waiting....

2725dl5914Jun 2013Jun 2013
2725dl
Next Stop Poem

Next Stop.Travelling on the (Luas). Our electric trams....

2725dl5770Jun 2013
No Smoking Poem

No Smoking.Waiting in the bus station....

2725dl5380Jun 2013
Hide and seek Poem

Hide and seekYou've been hiding for to long now  I've been counting lets play hide and seek!  Ready or not here I come for you Don't make a sound  or your thro...

Unknown3423Jun 2013Jun 2013
ladyjewel
If Violets were Red Poem

If Violets were RedI've always pondered the great mysteries - one of which is: "if violets were red, and roses blue"...

GMS755482Jun 2013Jun 2013
GMS75
North Dakota Poem

North DakotaNorth Dakota holds the distiction of last place for tourism. I went there once just to say I did when I went up to Winnepeg, Canada. Remember the su...

mcradloff7017May 2013Jun 2013
mcradloff
clinically dysfunctional Poem

clinically dysfunctionalIs what the doctor described, as me. I went for a 2nd opinion, to challenge His hypocrisy. How dare he say im dysfunctional, He knows nothing abo...

cherryreggae97620May 2013May 2013
cherryreggae

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