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Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Last Comment |
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You Have Been Replaced :(Now I know why my lucky coin is lucky. Have not used a pay phone in years. But....surprise they take a little more than what I remembered :( Thank g... | Happygolucky4u | 721 | 5 | Nov 2012 | Nov 2012 Fellsman |
Hospitalobservation on last hospital visit and had to wait so long... | tiswas1945 | 345 | 1 | Nov 2012 | Nov 2012 DagOne |
Silly rhymeJust a few lines that popped into my head after talking to a friend and trying to describe myself if I was in love.... | Unknown | 248 | 3 | Nov 2012 | Nov 2012 orientalkoru |
After all we’re just humanYou may have lied You may have hurt You may have done some dirty work You may have shame But who can we blame After all we’re just human You m... | Unknown | 356 | 2 | Nov 2012 | Nov 2012 mcradloff |
Jack and JillJack and Jill Went Up the Hill, I Don't know what they did, Suddenly Jill ran down shouting, i-pill, i-pill, i-pill...... | Nils5386 | 256 | 0 | Nov 2012 | |
Nursery Rhymes For Twisted PeopleIf you read this you are obviously twisted... | steve1223 | 545 | 3 | Nov 2012 | Nov 2012 Unknown |
a bit stern....though, momentsI most certainly did not write this. Hilda laughed so I might share.... | hedistuff | 627 | 8 | Nov 2012 | Nov 2012 orientalkoru |
Young DrakoniusOh dear, I am so ashamed What would Uncle Drac say Descended from this fine line Such terrible, fearsome vampires Out at night, hunting for food... | steve1223 | 448 | 4 | Nov 2012 | Nov 2012 steve1223 |
Big Red MotorbikeInspired by an Australian bikie chick, and a recent ride (at the time) on a big red motorbike - a honda vfr, hence the aka r_honda_vfr The 'spellin... | umfazi | 263 | 0 | Nov 2012 | |
Hotel AstoriaI wrote this just because it came to me .. no particular reason! Poems just arrive in my head - always have done over the last some 50 years. I can g... | umfazi | 278 | 2 | Nov 2012 | Nov 2012 studecar |
The Story of the Three Little MolesInspired by Three Little Bears and Red Riding Hood. Hee Hee !... | Unknown | 506 | 5 | Oct 2012 | Nov 2012 Unknown |
Maw & Paw.........episode VThe adventure continues... | Unknown | 367 | 2 | Oct 2012 | Nov 2012 Unknown |
OOH!!! WOMENJust having some fun writing until I get sleepy... | Unknown | 621 | 5 | Jun 2012 | Nov 2012 Unknown |
Cheers Prince Harrywatched tv last night and some idle thoughts came to my head this am... | Unknown | 413 | 2 | Aug 2012 | Nov 2012 Unknown |
i love youi was just doodling and mixing words and after half hour or so came up with this poem... | funfairontour1 | 256 | 2 | Nov 2012 | Nov 2012 Fellsman |
Ani-mulesI wrote this while caring for two children whom I looked after regularly - they loved it and we spent the afternoon with each of them acting out the a... | umfazi | 324 | 0 | Nov 2012 | |
RhymeHow do you make a rhyme, take a word and play with it for a time Place it in your head, like the colours purple or red Purples not blue but a large... | Unknown | 257 | 3 | Nov 2012 | Nov 2012 Ladybee42 |
Funeral for an AmoebaThe amoeba has a special life because technically it never really dies, it just splits in half, unless of course the pond dries up!... | mcradloff | 552 | 2 | Nov 2012 | Nov 2012 mcradloff |
That US Presidential ElectionI thought the Americans would have done things better than in Jamaica.... | Unknown | 453 | 3 | Nov 2012 | Nov 2012 Unknown |
limerick for a fuddy duddyI never kissed her...I just heard about her... | hedistuff | 591 | 4 | Oct 2012 | Nov 2012 orientalkoru |
There once was a man..............There once was a man………….. There once was a man with ideas. He thought he was cool to his peers. One day to his luck he did meet, A beautifu... | lisaofflorida64 | 399 | 5 | Oct 2012 | Nov 2012 lisaofflorida64 |
Limerick Jack SprattJack Spratt was terribly fat His wife was more obese than that, They had a fight Most every night As to who got the food for the cat.... | studecar | 1,123 | 5 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 Poetnumber1 |
Ma & Pa...........episode lVContinue'n on !... | Unknown | 374 | 2 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 Unknown |
Ma & Pa..........episode lAny resemblance to the characters in this story and anyone living or dead is purely coincidental.... | Unknown | 404 | 2 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 Unknown |
Ma & Pa........episode lllThe story continues... | Unknown | 334 | 1 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 Redex |
Ma & Pa..........episode llAn imaginative story about some hillfolks... | Unknown | 365 | 1 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 Redex |
Modern RomanceWas just sitting there when my mind started wandering down some strange roads ... one must follow where the mind leads... | steve1223 | 496 | 2 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 steve1223 |
Limerick A Woman From TexasI know a woman from Texas She already has five eX.s They could not perform What she considered norm She's using a vib for her erectus... | studecar | 833 | 5 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 studecar |
Frankenstein's DiaryI always felt sorry for the monster, but I always call him Frankenstein.... | mcradloff | 773 | 7 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 mcradloff |
limerick challengeDunno, just made it up as it went along. PS, Rinstead is for gumboils. These days I'm less Bon Jovi, more Bongela.... | Unknown | 578 | 9 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 orientalkoru |
There once was .....There once was a woman from Texas, Who thought that she might in the nexus Meet the love of her life, be his trouble and strife, and all of her... | Unknown | 415 | 1 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 studecar |
Peg Leg Pete Was A Pirate" Laughter is a good medicine " Taken in small doses,it's good for what ails you.... | Unknown | 921 | 9 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 Unknown |
The Night Before ThanksgivingI was thinking about Thanksgiving Day, and the inspiration came to me to write a poem about a turkey farmer losing his turkeys the day before he was t... | HuggerMan4U | 401 | 3 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 HuggerMan4U |
This Halloween things is Gonna be Diff'rentGo on! Tell me you never raid Juniors Goodie bag ! Yeah Right !! He sees folks droppin' whole candy bars in there. But come mornin' when you let h... | Unknown | 288 | 3 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 Unknown |
Limerick - GertrudeI probably have known her !... | studecar | 881 | 8 | Apr 2012 | Oct 2012 Unknown |
Limerick RomeoAn old guy, thinks he's Romeo, He should have given it up long ago, He has a stiff neck And that's what he gets, When he swallowws his Viagra too... | studecar | 703 | 1 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 studecar |
Limerick - Oldtimer's DiseaseThere's a forgetful old broad they call Babe, She can't even remember her age, But she knows she had fun When she was young, And she remembers how... | studecar | 1,112 | 5 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 studecar |
wrapped in a riddleboredom...looking for some acrostic input (and I do apologize)... | hedistuff | 616 | 3 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 gnj4u |
Marty McCloones' BingeI'm just in a silly mood !! Hee Hee ! It happens sometimes.... | Unknown | 222 | 1 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 Unknown |
limerick 'ODETTE'There's a lady poet named Odette, Formally, we've never met,but She sends me notes About poems I wrote I appreciate all the comments I get.... | studecar | 1,191 | 4 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 studecar |
Surprise LimerickThere is a guy named Fred, He offered a girl his bed. 'twas quite a surprise When he saw with his eyes, The girl was a man instead.... | studecar | 991 | 6 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 studecar |
smiling at narcolepsyit's just me laughing at my own recent insomnia...i'm not a doctor but would imagine narcolepsy and insomnia to be related...haha... | Unknown | 448 | 1 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 Ladybee42 |
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