Create Poem

Humor Poems (1,886)

Here is a list of Humor Poems. Read poetry, post your own poems or comments. Poems on these pages are copyrighted © by the authors who entered them. Click here to post a poem.

Ready to Mingle! Join Now to browse Singles!

Looks like you are not logged in currently. You are just one step away!

To view more users, please Login or Register

PoemPoetOrder by Most ViewedOrder by Most CommentedCreatedLast Comment
You Have Been Replaced Poem

You Have Been Replaced :(Now I know why my lucky coin is lucky. Have not used a pay phone in years. But....surprise they take a little more than what I remembered :( Thank g...

Happygolucky4u7215Nov 2012Nov 2012
Fellsman
Hospital Poem

Hospitalobservation on last hospital visit and had to wait so long...

tiswas19453451Nov 2012Nov 2012
DagOne
Silly rhyme Poem

Silly rhymeJust a few lines that popped into my head after talking to a friend and trying to describe myself if I was in love....

Unknown2483Nov 2012Nov 2012
orientalkoru
After all were just human Poem

After all we’re just humanYou may have lied You may have hurt You may have done some dirty work You may have shame But who can we blame After all we’re just human You m...

Unknown3562Nov 2012Nov 2012
mcradloff
Jack and Jill Poem

Jack and JillJack and Jill Went Up the Hill, I Don't know what they did, Suddenly Jill ran down shouting, i-pill, i-pill, i-pill......

Nils53862560Nov 2012
Nursery Rhymes For Twisted People Poem

Nursery Rhymes For Twisted PeopleIf you read this you are obviously twisted...

steve12235453Nov 2012Nov 2012
Unknown
a bit stern though moments Poem

a bit stern....though, momentsI most certainly did not write this. Hilda laughed so I might share....

hedistuff6278Nov 2012Nov 2012
orientalkoru
Young Drakonius Poem

Young DrakoniusOh dear, I am so ashamed What would Uncle Drac say Descended from this fine line Such terrible, fearsome vampires Out at night, hunting for food...

steve12234484Nov 2012Nov 2012
steve1223
Big Red Motorbike Poem

Big Red MotorbikeInspired by an Australian bikie chick, and a recent ride (at the time) on a big red motorbike - a honda vfr, hence the aka r_honda_vfr The 'spellin...

umfazi2630Nov 2012
Hotel Astoria Poem

Hotel AstoriaI wrote this just because it came to me .. no particular reason! Poems just arrive in my head - always have done over the last some 50 years. I can g...

umfazi2782Nov 2012Nov 2012
studecar
The Story of the Three Little Moles Poem

The Story of the Three Little MolesInspired by Three Little Bears and Red Riding Hood. Hee Hee !...

Unknown5065Oct 2012Nov 2012
Unknown
Maw Paw episode V Poem

Maw & Paw.........episode VThe adventure continues...

Unknown3672Oct 2012Nov 2012
Unknown
OOH WOMEN Poem

OOH!!! WOMENJust having some fun writing until I get sleepy...

Unknown6215Jun 2012Nov 2012
Unknown
Cheers Prince Harry Poem

Cheers Prince Harrywatched tv last night and some idle thoughts came to my head this am...

Unknown4132Aug 2012Nov 2012
Unknown
i love you Poem

i love youi was just doodling and mixing words and after half hour or so came up with this poem...

funfairontour12562Nov 2012Nov 2012
Fellsman
Ani mules Poem

Ani-mulesI wrote this while caring for two children whom I looked after regularly - they loved it and we spent the afternoon with each of them acting out the a...

umfazi3240Nov 2012
Rhyme Poem

RhymeHow do you make a rhyme, take a word and play with it for a time Place it in your head, like the colours purple or red Purples not blue but a large...

Unknown2573Nov 2012Nov 2012
Ladybee42
Funeral for an Amoeba Poem

Funeral for an AmoebaThe amoeba has a special life because technically it never really dies, it just splits in half, unless of course the pond dries up!...

mcradloff5522Nov 2012Nov 2012
mcradloff
That US Presidential Election Poem

That US Presidential ElectionI thought the Americans would have done things better than in Jamaica....

Unknown4533Nov 2012Nov 2012
Unknown
limerick for a fuddy duddy Poem

limerick for a fuddy duddyI never kissed her...I just heard about her...

hedistuff5914Oct 2012Nov 2012
orientalkoru
There once was a man Poem

There once was a man..............There once was a man………….. There once was a man with ideas. He thought he was cool to his peers. One day to his luck he did meet, A beautifu...

lisaofflorida643995Oct 2012Nov 2012
lisaofflorida64
Limerick Jack Spratt Poem

Limerick Jack SprattJack Spratt was terribly fat His wife was more obese than that, They had a fight Most every night As to who got the food for the cat....

studecar1,1235Oct 2012Oct 2012
Poetnumber1
Unknown3742Oct 2012Oct 2012
Unknown
Ma Pa episode l Poem

Ma & Pa..........episode lAny resemblance to the characters in this story and anyone living or dead is purely coincidental....

Unknown4042Oct 2012Oct 2012
Unknown
Ma Pa episode lll Poem

Ma & Pa........episode lllThe story continues...

Unknown3341Oct 2012Oct 2012
Redex
Ma Pa episode ll Poem

Ma & Pa..........episode llAn imaginative story about some hillfolks...

Unknown3651Oct 2012Oct 2012
Redex
Modern Romance Poem

Modern RomanceWas just sitting there when my mind started wandering down some strange roads ... one must follow where the mind leads...

steve12234962Oct 2012Oct 2012
steve1223
Limerick A Woman From Texas Poem

Limerick A Woman From TexasI know a woman from Texas She already has five eX.s They could not perform What she considered norm She's using a vib for her erectus...

studecar8335Oct 2012Oct 2012
studecar
Frankensteins Diary Poem

Frankenstein's DiaryI always felt sorry for the monster, but I always call him Frankenstein....

mcradloff7737Oct 2012Oct 2012
mcradloff
limerick challenge Poem

limerick challengeDunno, just made it up as it went along. PS, Rinstead is for gumboils. These days I'm less Bon Jovi, more Bongela....

Unknown5789Oct 2012Oct 2012
orientalkoru
There once was Poem

There once was .....There once was a woman from Texas, Who thought that she might in the nexus Meet the love of her life, be his trouble and strife, and all of her...

Unknown4151Oct 2012Oct 2012
studecar
Peg Leg Pete Was A Pirate Poem

Peg Leg Pete Was A Pirate" Laughter is a good medicine " Taken in small doses,it's good for what ails you....

Unknown9219Oct 2012Oct 2012
Unknown
The Night Before Thanksgiving Poem

The Night Before ThanksgivingI was thinking about Thanksgiving Day, and the inspiration came to me to write a poem about a turkey farmer losing his turkeys the day before he was t...

HuggerMan4U4013Oct 2012Oct 2012
HuggerMan4U
This Halloween things is Gonna be Diffrent Poem

This Halloween things is Gonna be Diff'rentGo on! Tell me you never raid Juniors Goodie bag ! Yeah Right !! He sees folks droppin' whole candy bars in there. But come mornin' when you let h...

Unknown2883Oct 2012Oct 2012
Unknown
Limerick Gertrude Poem

Limerick - GertrudeI probably have known her !...

studecar8818Apr 2012Oct 2012
Unknown
Limerick Romeo Poem

Limerick RomeoAn old guy, thinks he's Romeo, He should have given it up long ago, He has a stiff neck And that's what he gets, When he swallowws his Viagra too...

studecar7031Oct 2012Oct 2012
studecar
Limerick Oldtimers Disease Poem

Limerick - Oldtimer's DiseaseThere's a forgetful old broad they call Babe, She can't even remember her age, But she knows she had fun When she was young, And she remembers how...

studecar1,1125Oct 2012Oct 2012
studecar
wrapped in a riddle Poem

wrapped in a riddleboredom...looking for some acrostic input (and I do apologize)...

hedistuff6163Oct 2012Oct 2012
gnj4u
Marty McCloones Binge Poem

Marty McCloones' BingeI'm just in a silly mood !! Hee Hee ! It happens sometimes....

Unknown2221Oct 2012Oct 2012
Unknown
limerick ODETTE Poem

limerick 'ODETTE'There's a lady poet named Odette, Formally, we've never met,but She sends me notes About poems I wrote I appreciate all the comments I get....

studecar1,1914Oct 2012Oct 2012
studecar
Surprise Limerick Poem

Surprise LimerickThere is a guy named Fred, He offered a girl his bed. 'twas quite a surprise When he saw with his eyes, The girl was a man instead....

studecar9916Oct 2012Oct 2012
studecar
smiling at narcolepsy Poem

smiling at narcolepsyit's just me laughing at my own recent insomnia...i'm not a doctor but would imagine narcolepsy and insomnia to be related...haha...

Unknown4481Oct 2012Oct 2012
Ladybee42

Poems entered on these pages are copyrighted by the authors who entered them. They cannot be reproduced without the author's written consent. © Copyright 2001-2024. All rights reserved.

Search Poems

Would YOU like to post a poem in the Poet's Corner?

Have you written poetry that you'd like to share with other members? Posting your poetry shows your skill and creativity and helps members get to know you better. Your poem will appear on the Connecting Singles Poetry page and also in a link on your profile page. Click here to post a poem »

We use cookies to ensure that you have the best experience possible on our website. Read Our Privacy Policy Here