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Briefs or Boxers Poem

Briefs or Boxers?Just a bit of fun so you don't all think I'm some deep dark melancholic freak... Oh - your opinions on the dilema would be appreciated :o)...

AndyE4316Jan 2012Feb 2012
niah9
Waking up Poem

Waking upWrote this when I was a university student...

Minzy3020Jan 2012
Alone again Poem

Alone againFirst of in regards to the gun statement Im just joking. What Im trying to say is that Im sick of being alone...

Dazab3700Jan 2012
Bad hair day Poem

Bad hair day..Where's my freaking hair? lol...

cafetwo20105672Jan 2012Jan 2012
cafetwo2010
ok then poetry Poem

ok then poetryi just penned this little ditty in a moment of boredom when i werent feeling too well, i like writing my own verses in gretting cards for family and f...

mickypeeps4438Dec 2011Jan 2012
Redex
cafetwo201053012Jan 2012Jan 2012
cafetwo2010
cafetwo20106769Jan 2012Jan 2012
cafetwo2010
SELF HYPNOTISM Poem

SELF HYPNOTISMself administered pep talk......Impossible?......LOL.....Andrew....xxx...

andrew14972523Aug 2010Jan 2012
Maxeen_1
Social Defect Poem

Social DefectDown the streets of dryden I walk, everywhere I hear the bullshit talk. The people are damned,I think it's the water, and then I wonder "why eve...

Unknown5330Jan 2012
lol Poem

lolroses are red nuts are round skirts are up panties are down skin to skin when its stiff stick it in....

Unknown2410Jan 2012Jan 2012
Fellsman
Prepare yourself for The Lady Killer Poem

Prepare yourself for..'The Lady Killer'Am I completely out of my mind or what? lol....

cafetwo20105344Jan 2012Jan 2012
cafetwo2010
Nothing more than a few words Poem

Nothing more than a few words.....................Just a short and sweet one and just a few words just make sure they are all nice and sweet words when they come out..... nice and sweet......

breathless223321Jan 2012Jan 2012
breathless22
How dead is dead Poem

How dead is dead?The next time someone tells you to 'drop dead', hand them this poem so you can determine how dead they want you.lol. AS a courtesy I've enabled you to...

cafetwo20104824Jan 2012Jan 2012
cafetwo2010
Im your handiman Poem

I'm your handimanOk..I do Home Improvement..lol. Call me.....

cafetwo201068217Jan 2012Jan 2012
cafetwo2010
My lil green Christmas truck Poem

My lil' green Christmas truckOk..So I'm up early this morning..lol...

cafetwo201073010Jan 2012Jan 2012
cafetwo2010
The Nothing Verse Poem

The Nothing VerseA poem from nothing about nothing when nothing comes to write about...

Unknown4627Jan 2012Jan 2012
Unknown
Watta Crazy World Poem

Watta Crazy World!I know you hate the censors lol thats why I made it. LOL ......... Just a poem on a crazy lazy day... lol wanna write something but just cant write...

thesunandthesea8993Dec 2011Jan 2012
mcradloff
Eligible Bachelor Poem

Eligible BachelorJust a quick description of myself...

colinmatts4380Jan 2012
Ghosts Of Resolutions Past Poem

Ghosts Of Resolutions PastHahahahaha.....Happy New Year everyone.....Kindest regards, Andrew xxx...

andrew14951816Dec 2011Jan 2012
andrew149
cafetwo20105656Dec 2011Jan 2012
cafetwo2010
Love Scale Poem

Love ScaleJust having fun with numbers..lol...

cafetwo20101,0397Dec 2011Dec 2011
cafetwo2010
Merry Christmas Poem

Merry ChristmasThis sound I hear upon the roof What could it possibly be Could it be the reindeer hooves Or Santa's gliding sleigh This noise so strange drives...

steve12234192Dec 2011Dec 2011
Maxeen_1
Not Poem

NotNot not not...

Unknown5665Dec 2011Dec 2011
Unknown
want to masticate Poem

want to masticatelol..if you re-read and put this together these are all names of restaurants..lo.. mac donalds.. red robin... marie callenders colonel sanders kfc......

kickit2266114Jul 2011Dec 2011
kickit22
Apricot Wine Poem

Apricot WineThought it time for a Chuckle....

boyshchrm682623Dec 2011Dec 2011
Unknown
For Theres Life In The Old Girl Yet Poem

For There's Life In The Old Girl YetWith a groan and a moan She rose from the lounge And shuffled to the kitchen She wriggled her butt back n forth For to elicit a response She gumm...

steve12234782Dec 2011Dec 2011
steve1223
Too Much Love Poem

Too Much LoveIn the mid of night I do wake To find your arms around me All you want is to make love I don't know if I can stand it Kissing here and kissing the...

steve12235192Oct 2011Dec 2011
steve1223
Old Man Winter Poem

Old Man WinterI don't play well in the cold..lol....

cafetwo201075823Dec 2011Dec 2011
cafetwo2010
Cereal Killer Poem

Cereal KillerJust having some fun with some of my favorite cereals, my favorite cereal is Cookie Crisp, but I couldn't remember the name of the mascot!...

mcradloff6990Dec 2011
KIDS Poem

KIDSL.............1...

Unknown3291Dec 2011Dec 2011
mcradloff
santas bad day Poem

santas bad dayjust another bit of fun, i wrote this down based on a little joke my sister made some time ago, i quite enjoy doing poems when i can think of somethin...

mickypeeps5400Dec 2011Dec 2011
mcradloff
Feel Free To Outrave Me Poem

Feel Free To Outrave MeIf you wish to go for it the words are below...easy to find the meanings. neonate...nene...rambutan...raillery...legalese...dulcify...dryad... t...

steve12234616Dec 2011Dec 2011
steve1223
up rooted Poem

up rootedok well the boy didn't actually pull all the trees out of the ground he is old enough to call a tree removal company and have them pull all the trees...

kickit225534Dec 2011Dec 2011
girlbillie
My Best Friend Poem

My Best FriendRandom thoughts © Copyright, bigcadillac...

Unknown2700Dec 2011Dec 2011
Unknown
Fun To Be Funny Poem

~~ Fun To Be Funny~~Wow this was real writing this real right l.o.l....

breathless224854Dec 2011Dec 2011
breathless22
Since I dont have you Poem

Since I don't have you...Following the unexpected removal of my gallbladder....

funnyguy2224426Dec 2011Dec 2011
Unknown
DOUBLE TAKE Poem

DOUBLE TAKEA lil fun with a re-write......

cafetwo20105929Dec 2011Dec 2011
cafetwo2010
Steven Poem

StevenJust Me...

Unknown4004Dec 2011Dec 2011
Unknown
Lies Poem

Lieswatch out for lies....

Unknown3453Dec 2011Dec 2011
Unknown
In the Cellar Poem

In the CellarTo apply for room ring 666roomforrent...

steve12234626Nov 2011Nov 2011
steve1223
Einstein Poem

EinsteinE=Mc..confusion..lol...

cafetwo201043512Nov 2011Nov 2011
steve1223
Horror Story Poem

Horror StoryStrange cognitions Errie night Bone rattling horror before my sight Sweat like an ocean dripping down my face 'Oh, please deliver me from this...

cafetwo201069219Nov 2011Nov 2011
cafetwo2010

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