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Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Last Comment |
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Briefs or Boxers?Just a bit of fun so you don't all think I'm some deep dark melancholic freak... Oh - your opinions on the dilema would be appreciated :o)... | AndyE | 431 | 6 | Jan 2012 | Feb 2012 niah9 |
Waking upWrote this when I was a university student... | Minzy | 302 | 0 | Jan 2012 | |
Alone againFirst of in regards to the gun statement Im just joking. What Im trying to say is that Im sick of being alone... | Dazab | 370 | 0 | Jan 2012 | |
Bad hair day..Where's my freaking hair? lol... | cafetwo2010 | 567 | 2 | Jan 2012 | Jan 2012 cafetwo2010 |
ok then poetryi just penned this little ditty in a moment of boredom when i werent feeling too well, i like writing my own verses in gretting cards for family and f... | mickypeeps | 443 | 8 | Dec 2011 | Jan 2012 Redex |
The real Profilelol.... | cafetwo2010 | 530 | 12 | Jan 2012 | Jan 2012 cafetwo2010 |
Doped up CluckersPlucked!... | cafetwo2010 | 676 | 9 | Jan 2012 | Jan 2012 cafetwo2010 |
SELF HYPNOTISMself administered pep talk......Impossible?......LOL.....Andrew....xxx... | andrew149 | 725 | 23 | Aug 2010 | Jan 2012 Maxeen_1 |
Social DefectDown the streets of dryden I walk, everywhere I hear the bullshit talk. The people are damned,I think it's the water, and then I wonder "why eve... | Unknown | 533 | 0 | Jan 2012 | |
lolroses are red nuts are round skirts are up panties are down skin to skin when its stiff stick it in.... | Unknown | 241 | 0 | Jan 2012 | Jan 2012 Fellsman |
Prepare yourself for..'The Lady Killer'Am I completely out of my mind or what? lol.... | cafetwo2010 | 534 | 4 | Jan 2012 | Jan 2012 cafetwo2010 |
Nothing more than a few words.....................Just a short and sweet one and just a few words just make sure they are all nice and sweet words when they come out..... nice and sweet...... | breathless22 | 332 | 1 | Jan 2012 | Jan 2012 breathless22 |
How dead is dead?The next time someone tells you to 'drop dead', hand them this poem so you can determine how dead they want you.lol. AS a courtesy I've enabled you to... | cafetwo2010 | 482 | 4 | Jan 2012 | Jan 2012 cafetwo2010 |
I'm your handimanOk..I do Home Improvement..lol. Call me..... | cafetwo2010 | 682 | 17 | Jan 2012 | Jan 2012 cafetwo2010 |
My lil' green Christmas truckOk..So I'm up early this morning..lol... | cafetwo2010 | 730 | 10 | Jan 2012 | Jan 2012 cafetwo2010 |
The Nothing VerseA poem from nothing about nothing when nothing comes to write about... | Unknown | 462 | 7 | Jan 2012 | Jan 2012 Unknown |
Watta Crazy World!I know you hate the censors lol thats why I made it. LOL ......... Just a poem on a crazy lazy day... lol wanna write something but just cant write... | thesunandthesea | 899 | 3 | Dec 2011 | Jan 2012 mcradloff |
Eligible BachelorJust a quick description of myself... | colinmatts | 438 | 0 | Jan 2012 | |
Ghosts Of Resolutions PastHahahahaha.....Happy New Year everyone.....Kindest regards, Andrew xxx... | andrew149 | 518 | 16 | Dec 2011 | Jan 2012 andrew149 |
The long awaited New Years ListFeeling better..... | cafetwo2010 | 565 | 6 | Dec 2011 | Jan 2012 cafetwo2010 |
Love ScaleJust having fun with numbers..lol... | cafetwo2010 | 1,039 | 7 | Dec 2011 | Dec 2011 cafetwo2010 |
Merry ChristmasThis sound I hear upon the roof What could it possibly be Could it be the reindeer hooves Or Santa's gliding sleigh This noise so strange drives... | steve1223 | 419 | 2 | Dec 2011 | Dec 2011 Maxeen_1 |
NotNot not not... | Unknown | 566 | 5 | Dec 2011 | Dec 2011 Unknown |
want to masticatelol..if you re-read and put this together these are all names of restaurants..lo.. mac donalds.. red robin... marie callenders colonel sanders kfc...... | kickit22 | 661 | 14 | Jul 2011 | Dec 2011 kickit22 |
Apricot WineThought it time for a Chuckle.... | boyshchrm6 | 826 | 23 | Dec 2011 | Dec 2011 Unknown |
For There's Life In The Old Girl YetWith a groan and a moan She rose from the lounge And shuffled to the kitchen She wriggled her butt back n forth For to elicit a response She gumm... | steve1223 | 478 | 2 | Dec 2011 | Dec 2011 steve1223 |
Too Much LoveIn the mid of night I do wake To find your arms around me All you want is to make love I don't know if I can stand it Kissing here and kissing the... | steve1223 | 519 | 2 | Oct 2011 | Dec 2011 steve1223 |
Old Man WinterI don't play well in the cold..lol.... | cafetwo2010 | 758 | 23 | Dec 2011 | Dec 2011 cafetwo2010 |
Cereal KillerJust having some fun with some of my favorite cereals, my favorite cereal is Cookie Crisp, but I couldn't remember the name of the mascot!... | mcradloff | 699 | 0 | Dec 2011 | |
KIDSL.............1... | Unknown | 329 | 1 | Dec 2011 | Dec 2011 mcradloff |
santas bad dayjust another bit of fun, i wrote this down based on a little joke my sister made some time ago, i quite enjoy doing poems when i can think of somethin... | mickypeeps | 540 | 0 | Dec 2011 | Dec 2011 mcradloff |
Feel Free To Outrave MeIf you wish to go for it the words are below...easy to find the meanings. neonate...nene...rambutan...raillery...legalese...dulcify...dryad... t... | steve1223 | 461 | 6 | Dec 2011 | Dec 2011 steve1223 |
up rootedok well the boy didn't actually pull all the trees out of the ground he is old enough to call a tree removal company and have them pull all the trees... | kickit22 | 553 | 4 | Dec 2011 | Dec 2011 girlbillie |
My Best FriendRandom thoughts © Copyright, bigcadillac... | Unknown | 270 | 0 | Dec 2011 | Dec 2011 Unknown |
~~ Fun To Be Funny~~Wow this was real writing this real right l.o.l.... | breathless22 | 485 | 4 | Dec 2011 | Dec 2011 breathless22 |
Since I don't have you...Following the unexpected removal of my gallbladder.... | funnyguy222 | 442 | 6 | Dec 2011 | Dec 2011 Unknown |
DOUBLE TAKEA lil fun with a re-write...... | cafetwo2010 | 592 | 9 | Dec 2011 | Dec 2011 cafetwo2010 |
StevenJust Me... | Unknown | 400 | 4 | Dec 2011 | Dec 2011 Unknown |
Lieswatch out for lies.... | Unknown | 345 | 3 | Dec 2011 | Dec 2011 Unknown |
In the CellarTo apply for room ring 666roomforrent... | steve1223 | 462 | 6 | Nov 2011 | Nov 2011 steve1223 |
EinsteinE=Mc..confusion..lol... | cafetwo2010 | 435 | 12 | Nov 2011 | Nov 2011 steve1223 |
Horror StoryStrange cognitions Errie night Bone rattling horror before my sight Sweat like an ocean dripping down my face 'Oh, please deliver me from this... | cafetwo2010 | 692 | 19 | Nov 2011 | Nov 2011 cafetwo2010 |
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