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Time to sleep Poem

Time to sleepSitting here looking at my glasses, I've noticed they make my eyes blurry, the more I use them the less I can see, I wonder, how can this be? Is it my...

optimisticme2201Jan 2022Jan 2022
southmiami4321
Nothing Poem

NothingI think I should write about NOTHING, cause today, I have NOTHING to say, and NOTHING is more than its parts, it can ease or break many hearts, NOTHIN...

optimisticme2260Jan 2022
Contains Quinine Poem

Contains QuinineTonic water and Cuba...

Oceanzest3164Jan 2022Jan 2022
Oceanzest
The viral blues Poem

The viral bluesHappy New 2022 to us!...

yaspark42511Jan 2022Jan 2022
yaspark
WORDPLAY Poem

WORDPLAYIf from sleep I awaken I'm alive If I never wake up again I'm dead - which however I cannot experience I think this is unfair and to off...

utterlytruthfull2041Jan 2022Jan 2022
southmiami4321
All we need is love Poem

All we need is love)))Just wanted to wish Happy 2022 to all our poets! stay safe, healthy, loving and loved ones))...

salamuna62120Dec 2021Jan 2022
salamuna
THE SECOND THOUGHT Poem

THE SECOND THOUGHTWhat is more boring than dying? It’s a terrible waste of time: lying there twiddling my eyebrows or dreaming up words that might rhyme. Why don’...

utterlytruthfull2001Jan 2022Jan 2022
southmiami4321
Our World Poem

Our WorldLets start a whole new world, just you and me, we will banish bankers, politicans, big business,leave everyone equal, how would THAT be?, are they a...

optimisticme1900Jan 2022
THE PERSIAN PETARD Poem

THE PERSIAN PETARDIn a Tehran hotel I asked for a room “a small one if possible please” A young man with keys escorted me up a couple of flights selected a door and...

utterlytruthfull2641Jan 2022Jan 2022
Oceanzest
13 26 Poem

13/26Competition, who can write the longest sequence of rhyme using only one entry per time per letter in the alphabet. e.g. collide and cried is not allow...

Oceanzest2140Jan 2022
Wondering Poem

WonderingIm kinda of angry at life, its promise was more than it could be,,,I loved you more than I could see,,, wow,, aint that cool,, love poetry,,written li...

optimisticme2330Dec 2021
THEY DONT UNDERSTAND Poem

THEY DON'T UNDERSTANDJust a silly little poem about us girls and our eye makeup...

godsprincess1,73123Jan 2016Dec 2021
Mizzy4
I saw the light Poem

I saw the lightIt is what it is,,, if you know...

optimisticme2230Dec 2021
Xmas card from a broad Poem

Xmas card from a broadtoying with "a letter from abroad.."...

Oceanzest2954Dec 2021Dec 2021
morgen90210
Dear Santa Poem

Dear SantaI could go all day on this list of wishes from Santa, I wonder if he ever gets these, or it's just another cell phone or video game....

mcradloff3732Dec 2021Dec 2021
EXRED3
Two thirty Poem

Two-thirtymusing on the day. What's your favourite time?...

Oceanzest2814Nov 2021Nov 2021
southmiami4321
Oceanzest2793Nov 2021Nov 2021
Oceanzest
Wonder Poem

WonderNothing...

optimisticme3031Nov 2021Nov 2021
Abby1963
Pepperoni logic Poem

Pepperoni logicPlaying with Steely Dan's Pretzel Logic, a classic.....

Oceanzest3184Nov 2021Nov 2021
mcradloff
Pay your way Poem

Pay your wayits life as we know it jim....

optimisticme3322Nov 2021Nov 2021
southmiami4321
Treasure Chest Poem

Treasure Chest.Funny poems are fashionable here at the moment. This one I wrote years ago. Hope it doesn't offend....

Mizzy43466Oct 2021Nov 2021
mcradloff
A Little Sailboat Poem

A Little SailboatI don't know how it comes to me but surprisingly it's there Words I see words I write and words I've got to share I'll never be on a yacht just a li...

EyeLook4U2520Oct 2021
Two gun Suzie Poem

Two gun SuzieBig trouble in little city...

Oceanzest4375Oct 2021Oct 2021
Mizzy4
Moth joke Poem

Moth jokeI do like a good Norm Macdonald joke, sad his recent passing, joke goes something like this.....

Oceanzest3775Oct 2021Oct 2021
Mizzy4
FargoFan3012Oct 2021Oct 2021
FargoFan
SILLY Poem

SILLYOK,,,IM GONNA WRITE A POEM THAT DOES NOT RHYME,, I THINK ITS ABOUT TIME, OOPS , DID I MAKE A MISTAKE,,,NOT SOMETHING I USUALLY MAKE,,SEEMS I CANT WR...

optimisticme2871Oct 2021Oct 2021
Oceanzest
Two laughs English style Poem

Two laughs English styleoh-ah arf arf...

Oceanzest3031Oct 2021Oct 2021
Mizzy4
Ode to a meat pie Poem

Ode to a meat pieStudying meat pies, now in America apparently you can get only pot pies, not recommended though I see, but in NY, Michigan, Louisiana and wait for it...

Oceanzest5246Oct 2021Oct 2021
salamuna
Poem for the cat Poem

Poem for the catPoetry for cats...

Oceanzest3507Sep 2021Sep 2021
niah9
Easy going Poem

Easy goingIt’s summer out there...

yaspark3768Jul 2021Sep 2021
yaspark

A rattling doorJust a little humour and a lot of sugar!...

FargoFan2762Sep 2021Sep 2021
EXRED3
Grandma Poem

GrandmaCountry times...

Oceanzest3373Aug 2021Sep 2021
mcradloff
Um Poem

UmThis Poem came to me when i was sitting here, at my computer, and becoming really, quite angry, i mean really REALLY ANGRY! For no reason at all. I...

M_U_D2650Sep 2021
Poems from the south Poem

Poems from the southsome random thoughts from the bottom of my red wine glass...

Oceanzest2823Sep 2021Sep 2021
southmiami4321
Two St Bernards in a bar Poem

Two St Bernards in a barTwo St Bernards in a bar...

Oceanzest3659Jul 2021Sep 2021
morgen90210
Adolfs shirts Poem

Adolf's shirtsAdolf's shirts...

Oceanzest3223Aug 2021Sep 2021
Oceanzest

Walking to the shops tonightLife, 'unmasked', as it happens......

FargoFan2930Aug 2021

On the brinkJust a random piece of doggerel....

FargoFan2571Aug 2021Aug 2021
mcradloff
Earthquakes In Alaska Poem

Earthquakes In AlaskaThe weather is too hot to go outside I've watched so much tv my brain is nearly fried If I could find a cave I would have a cool place to hide I wo...

EyeLook4U2534Aug 2021Aug 2021
southmiami4321
FOOD HAIKU POEMS Poem

FOOD HAIKU POEMSJust thinking of food for fun....

JoyCrest301-Aug 2021
Sing along Poem

Sing alongla la la la la...

Oceanzest5603Aug 2021Aug 2021
Letstalkitover
bark Poem

barknog was my wifes pet he died one week after her and he did just this. he loved to bark at the postie and delivery guys. miss the little shit....

john_keats20212415Jul 2021Jul 2021
salamuna

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