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Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Last Comment |
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Time to sleepSitting here looking at my glasses, I've noticed they make my eyes blurry, the more I use them the less I can see, I wonder, how can this be? Is it my... | optimisticme | 220 | 1 | Jan 2022 | Jan 2022 southmiami4321 |
NothingI think I should write about NOTHING, cause today, I have NOTHING to say, and NOTHING is more than its parts, it can ease or break many hearts, NOTHIN... | optimisticme | 226 | 0 | Jan 2022 | |
Contains QuinineTonic water and Cuba... | Oceanzest | 316 | 4 | Jan 2022 | Jan 2022 Oceanzest |
The viral bluesHappy New 2022 to us!... | yaspark | 425 | 11 | Jan 2022 | Jan 2022 yaspark |
WORDPLAYIf from sleep I awaken I'm alive If I never wake up again I'm dead - which however I cannot experience I think this is unfair and to off... | utterlytruthfull | 204 | 1 | Jan 2022 | Jan 2022 southmiami4321 |
All we need is love)))Just wanted to wish Happy 2022 to all our poets! stay safe, healthy, loving and loved ones))... | salamuna | 621 | 20 | Dec 2021 | Jan 2022 salamuna |
THE SECOND THOUGHTWhat is more boring than dying? It’s a terrible waste of time: lying there twiddling my eyebrows or dreaming up words that might rhyme. Why don’... | utterlytruthfull | 200 | 1 | Jan 2022 | Jan 2022 southmiami4321 |
Our WorldLets start a whole new world, just you and me, we will banish bankers, politicans, big business,leave everyone equal, how would THAT be?, are they a... | optimisticme | 190 | 0 | Jan 2022 | |
THE PERSIAN PETARDIn a Tehran hotel I asked for a room “a small one if possible please” A young man with keys escorted me up a couple of flights selected a door and... | utterlytruthfull | 264 | 1 | Jan 2022 | Jan 2022 Oceanzest |
13/26Competition, who can write the longest sequence of rhyme using only one entry per time per letter in the alphabet. e.g. collide and cried is not allow... | Oceanzest | 214 | 0 | Jan 2022 | |
WonderingIm kinda of angry at life, its promise was more than it could be,,,I loved you more than I could see,,, wow,, aint that cool,, love poetry,,written li... | optimisticme | 233 | 0 | Dec 2021 | |
THEY DON'T UNDERSTANDJust a silly little poem about us girls and our eye makeup... | godsprincess | 1,731 | 23 | Jan 2016 | Dec 2021 Mizzy4 |
I saw the lightIt is what it is,,, if you know... | optimisticme | 223 | 0 | Dec 2021 | |
Xmas card from a broadtoying with "a letter from abroad.."... | Oceanzest | 295 | 4 | Dec 2021 | Dec 2021 morgen90210 |
Dear SantaI could go all day on this list of wishes from Santa, I wonder if he ever gets these, or it's just another cell phone or video game.... | mcradloff | 373 | 2 | Dec 2021 | Dec 2021 EXRED3 |
Two-thirtymusing on the day. What's your favourite time?... | Oceanzest | 281 | 4 | Nov 2021 | Nov 2021 southmiami4321 |
Xi Jinping and the RejuvenatorsClub Chinese... | Oceanzest | 279 | 3 | Nov 2021 | Nov 2021 Oceanzest |
WonderNothing... | optimisticme | 303 | 1 | Nov 2021 | Nov 2021 Abby1963 |
Pepperoni logicPlaying with Steely Dan's Pretzel Logic, a classic..... | Oceanzest | 318 | 4 | Nov 2021 | Nov 2021 mcradloff |
Pay your wayits life as we know it jim.... | optimisticme | 332 | 2 | Nov 2021 | Nov 2021 southmiami4321 |
Treasure Chest.Funny poems are fashionable here at the moment. This one I wrote years ago. Hope it doesn't offend.... | Mizzy4 | 346 | 6 | Oct 2021 | Nov 2021 mcradloff |
A Little SailboatI don't know how it comes to me but surprisingly it's there Words I see words I write and words I've got to share I'll never be on a yacht just a li... | EyeLook4U | 252 | 0 | Oct 2021 | |
Two gun SuzieBig trouble in little city... | Oceanzest | 437 | 5 | Oct 2021 | Oct 2021 Mizzy4 |
Moth jokeI do like a good Norm Macdonald joke, sad his recent passing, joke goes something like this..... | Oceanzest | 377 | 5 | Oct 2021 | Oct 2021 Mizzy4 |
Another morningToday!... | FargoFan | 301 | 2 | Oct 2021 | Oct 2021 FargoFan |
SILLYOK,,,IM GONNA WRITE A POEM THAT DOES NOT RHYME,, I THINK ITS ABOUT TIME, OOPS , DID I MAKE A MISTAKE,,,NOT SOMETHING I USUALLY MAKE,,SEEMS I CANT WR... | optimisticme | 287 | 1 | Oct 2021 | Oct 2021 Oceanzest |
Two laughs English styleoh-ah arf arf... | Oceanzest | 303 | 1 | Oct 2021 | Oct 2021 Mizzy4 |
Ode to a meat pieStudying meat pies, now in America apparently you can get only pot pies, not recommended though I see, but in NY, Michigan, Louisiana and wait for it... | Oceanzest | 524 | 6 | Oct 2021 | Oct 2021 salamuna |
Poem for the catPoetry for cats... | Oceanzest | 350 | 7 | Sep 2021 | Sep 2021 niah9 |
Easy goingIt’s summer out there... | yaspark | 376 | 8 | Jul 2021 | Sep 2021 yaspark |
A rattling doorJust a little humour and a lot of sugar!... | FargoFan | 276 | 2 | Sep 2021 | Sep 2021 EXRED3 |
GrandmaCountry times... | Oceanzest | 337 | 3 | Aug 2021 | Sep 2021 mcradloff |
UmThis Poem came to me when i was sitting here, at my computer, and becoming really, quite angry, i mean really REALLY ANGRY! For no reason at all. I... | M_U_D | 265 | 0 | Sep 2021 | |
Poems from the southsome random thoughts from the bottom of my red wine glass... | Oceanzest | 282 | 3 | Sep 2021 | Sep 2021 southmiami4321 |
Two St Bernards in a barTwo St Bernards in a bar... | Oceanzest | 365 | 9 | Jul 2021 | Sep 2021 morgen90210 |
Adolf's shirtsAdolf's shirts... | Oceanzest | 322 | 3 | Aug 2021 | Sep 2021 Oceanzest |
Walking to the shops tonightLife, 'unmasked', as it happens...... | FargoFan | 293 | 0 | Aug 2021 | |
On the brinkJust a random piece of doggerel.... | FargoFan | 257 | 1 | Aug 2021 | Aug 2021 mcradloff |
Earthquakes In AlaskaThe weather is too hot to go outside I've watched so much tv my brain is nearly fried If I could find a cave I would have a cool place to hide I wo... | EyeLook4U | 253 | 4 | Aug 2021 | Aug 2021 southmiami4321 |
FOOD HAIKU POEMSJust thinking of food for fun.... | JoyCrest | 301 | - | Aug 2021 | |
Sing alongla la la la la... | Oceanzest | 560 | 3 | Aug 2021 | Aug 2021 Letstalkitover |
barknog was my wifes pet he died one week after her and he did just this. he loved to bark at the postie and delivery guys. miss the little shit.... | john_keats2021 | 241 | 5 | Jul 2021 | Jul 2021 salamuna |
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