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But did we Poem

But did we?I read in the news just the other day, the illumanti are coming, time to get away, a new world order is the ultimate goal, to possess our life, t...

optimisticme5330Sep 2011
Pretty Lady Poem

Pretty LadyI was feeling silly one day and wrote this song, the only rap song I ever wrote. It's a humorous tale of metting someone at Safeway and being invited...

HuggerMan4U4030Sep 2011
A Terror For The Chickens Fox Version Poem

A Terror For The Chickens (Fox Version)Everybody wants to get into the act. Now the fox demanded equal time....

steve12235063Sep 2011Sep 2011
Unknown
Richness of Writting Poem

~~~~Richness of Writting~~~~~I hope you enjoy writting as I sure do and any thought is good as long as you enjoy writting....

breathless222672Sep 2011Sep 2011
breathless22
A Terror For The Chickens Alternate version Poem

A Terror For The Chickens (Alternate version)The cat came and complained. It demanded right of reply...

steve12233321Sep 2011Sep 2011
Unknown
Lucille The tale of the travelling salesman Poem

Lucille (The tale of the travelling salesman)This is a true story as told to me by my cat who heard it from the fox (that's another story in itself) and so on...

steve12234204Aug 2011Sep 2011
Poetnumber1
She is right Poem

She is rightare you following me?...

kickit2259514Aug 2011Sep 2011
Unknown
Enjambment Poem

Enjambment PoemToday I sit at water's edge And try to catch fish for dinner A fish for dinner is a must Because starving I don't fancy The line is taut and p...

steve12237762Aug 2011Sep 2011
Poetnumber1
A Terror For The Chickens Poem

A Terror For The ChickensThe cat really did chase the fox...

steve12234436Sep 2011Sep 2011
steve1223
Raincoat Poem

RaincoatWhy you dirty minded people, I bet you thought something else. A poet has to make a living somehow LOL...

steve12233955Aug 2011Sep 2011
Unknown
Kissing on the Roadway Poem

Kissing on the RoadwayI was almost challenged to write this. Who am I to disappoint a beautiful lady....

steve12234378Aug 2011Sep 2011
Unknown
date with destiny Poem

date with destinycaught a glimpse in the deep bush glowing eyes of red in the distance silence of several days unheard noise coming from the woods not even a leaf...

kickit228209Sep 2011Sep 2011
kickit22
Ill Put A Spell On You Poem

I'll Put A Spell On YouBats wings and lizards tails In this broth I am throwing When I'm through mine you'll be You just wait and see my dear Long line of witches I am f...

steve12233491Sep 2011Sep 2011
Poetnumber1
My Dog Rover Poem

My Dog RoverMy dog Rover speaks to me A vocabulary quite extensive It's true, I tell you without a lie He won't talk to you,I don't know why He's smart and cl...

steve12234424Sep 2011Sep 2011
Poetnumber1
Did I miss something PART 2 Poem

Did I miss something PART 2Steve here ya go.. It was probably better in your mind.. lol I still Have no clue what he meant...

Unknown70413Sep 2011Sep 2011
Unknown
Shall I Compare Thee to a Winters Day Poem

Shall I Compare Thee to a Winter’s Day?My humblest apologies to William Shakespeare who at last report was spinning in his grave...

steve12231,7454Jul 2011Sep 2011
Poetnumber1
Cirque du Poetry Poem

Cirque du PoetryWelcome Ladies and Gentlemen Welcome to the Cirque du Poetry Come inside and you will see The most amazing poetry Here you find the Ballad Poem...

steve12233984Sep 2011Sep 2011
marikia
Monorhyme 2 Poem

Monorhyme 2Just a fun write...

steve12231,0572Sep 2011Sep 2011
Unknown
Did I miss something Poem

Did I miss something???LMAO~~~ just my luck...

Unknown86719Aug 2011Sep 2011
steve1223
The Frog Prince for Happygolucky4u Poem

~The Frog Prince~ for Happygolucky4uI had to dear Happygolucky4u ;-D...

Unknown49215Aug 2011Sep 2011
Unknown
Red Hot Loving by request for Poetnumber1 Poem

Red Hot Loving (by request for Poetnumber1)I saw her first in the pub A creature so devine I knew then straight away Somehow she was going to be mine I waltzed up so suave and cool Said 'g...

steve122346510Aug 2011Aug 2011
Unknown
Death is Coming for You Poem

Death is Coming for YouLet me look who's on my list For me to be collecting Don't know why they scream so much When I come round calling Could it be the clothes I wear...

steve12233591Aug 2011Aug 2011
Unknown
Jingle Bells Osama Smells Poem

Jingle-Bells, Osama SmellsDont remember exactly when i wrote this ;)...

trsalemme8030Aug 2011
Bentlees Block Haiku Poem

Bentlees Block HaikuWords stuck in my mind refusing to be released being obstinate...

Unknown5922Aug 2011Aug 2011
Unknown
I WISH I DIDNT HOWEVER I DO Poem

I WISH I DIDN'T HOWEVER I DObuzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!...

Unknown4082Aug 2011Aug 2011
Redex
Pedal to the Metal Poem

Pedal to the MetalPlease do not try this at home. This was done by a professional poet under strictly controlled circumstances....

steve12233903Aug 2011Aug 2011
Poetnumber1
Jeepers Poem

JeepersPoetry, you're kind to me! You open my eyes and let me see; a vast array of pictures and places, beautiful emotions,and different spaces! Line...

iluvisis14533Jan 2011Aug 2011
marikia
koan zen Poem

koan zenzazen hours over the invisible ocean.....

lorentz4672Aug 2011Aug 2011
lorentz
Cant Sleep Poem

Cant Sleepsleepless nights...

Unknown5334Aug 2011Aug 2011
Poetnumber1
Poets Corner Bash Poem

Poet's Corner BashSorry but there are only so many names I could use, would loved to have used lots more. If by some chance you are offended and don't want your name us...

steve12231,21431Aug 2011Aug 2011
steve1223
Start Right or End Wrong Poem

Start Right or End WrongIt says it all...

Unknown4924Aug 2011Aug 2011
Unknown
WRONG MOVE Poem

WRONG MOVEHave you ever made a wrong move...

Unknown4004Aug 2011Aug 2011
Unknown
a pint of love sir Poem

a pint of love sir ?invitation card......

lorentz3576Aug 2011Aug 2011
lorentz
coldest night Poem

coldest nightlmaoooooooooo... come out come out cafetwo she made you diner....

kickit2274210Aug 2011Aug 2011
jeddah12
Multiple meanings Poem

Multiple meaningsMultiple meanings for Peaches and Cream and otherwise....

boyshchrm680713Jun 2011Aug 2011
boyshchrm6
cafetwo20104939Aug 2011Aug 2011
fjamesj9701
dope dreams Poem

dope dreamsdope dreams of us and we all dream of dope, but who are the dreams and who are the dopes, for dope is the dream and we are the dopes, so dont smoke th...

jimmydean694130Aug 2011
Washing Machine Cat Poem

Washing Machine CatMy daughter rang me this morning all distraught. The cat crawled into the front loader last night and got washed, not discovered till this morning. It...

steve12233782Aug 2011Aug 2011
Unknown
incorrigible Poem

incorrigibleIncorrigible, ‘tis said am I! Perhaps, but I am wondering which adjective definition to apply to determine what is my condition. beyond correct...

gnj4u92313Mar 2011Aug 2011
gnj4u
Ode to Dishpan Hands Poem

Ode to Dishpan HandsWhile doing dishes my beautiful girlfriend made a comment about dishpan hands followed by 'now I'll probably see ode to dishpan hands turn up in one o...

steve12234935Aug 2011Aug 2011
Unknown
The Poets Curse Poem

The Poets CurseDiagnosed by the local Witch Doctor (N'anga)...

steve12233883Aug 2011Aug 2011
Poetnumber1
Poetnumber1 Poem

Poetnumber1A day in the life of Poetnumber1...

steve12235291Aug 2011Aug 2011
SundaySilence

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