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Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Last Comment |
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But did we?I read in the news just the other day, the illumanti are coming, time to get away, a new world order is the ultimate goal, to possess our life, t... | optimisticme | 533 | 0 | Sep 2011 | |
Pretty LadyI was feeling silly one day and wrote this song, the only rap song I ever wrote. It's a humorous tale of metting someone at Safeway and being invited... | HuggerMan4U | 403 | 0 | Sep 2011 | |
A Terror For The Chickens (Fox Version)Everybody wants to get into the act. Now the fox demanded equal time.... | steve1223 | 506 | 3 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 Unknown |
~~~~Richness of Writting~~~~~I hope you enjoy writting as I sure do and any thought is good as long as you enjoy writting.... | breathless22 | 267 | 2 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 breathless22 |
A Terror For The Chickens (Alternate version)The cat came and complained. It demanded right of reply... | steve1223 | 332 | 1 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 Unknown |
Lucille (The tale of the travelling salesman)This is a true story as told to me by my cat who heard it from the fox (that's another story in itself) and so on... | steve1223 | 420 | 4 | Aug 2011 | Sep 2011 Poetnumber1 |
She is rightare you following me?... | kickit22 | 595 | 14 | Aug 2011 | Sep 2011 Unknown |
Enjambment PoemToday I sit at water's edge And try to catch fish for dinner A fish for dinner is a must Because starving I don't fancy The line is taut and p... | steve1223 | 776 | 2 | Aug 2011 | Sep 2011 Poetnumber1 |
A Terror For The ChickensThe cat really did chase the fox... | steve1223 | 443 | 6 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 steve1223 |
RaincoatWhy you dirty minded people, I bet you thought something else. A poet has to make a living somehow LOL... | steve1223 | 395 | 5 | Aug 2011 | Sep 2011 Unknown |
Kissing on the RoadwayI was almost challenged to write this. Who am I to disappoint a beautiful lady.... | steve1223 | 437 | 8 | Aug 2011 | Sep 2011 Unknown |
date with destinycaught a glimpse in the deep bush glowing eyes of red in the distance silence of several days unheard noise coming from the woods not even a leaf... | kickit22 | 820 | 9 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 kickit22 |
I'll Put A Spell On YouBats wings and lizards tails In this broth I am throwing When I'm through mine you'll be You just wait and see my dear Long line of witches I am f... | steve1223 | 349 | 1 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 Poetnumber1 |
My Dog RoverMy dog Rover speaks to me A vocabulary quite extensive It's true, I tell you without a lie He won't talk to you,I don't know why He's smart and cl... | steve1223 | 442 | 4 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 Poetnumber1 |
Did I miss something PART 2Steve here ya go.. It was probably better in your mind.. lol I still Have no clue what he meant... | Unknown | 704 | 13 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 Unknown |
Shall I Compare Thee to a Winter’s Day?My humblest apologies to William Shakespeare who at last report was spinning in his grave... | steve1223 | 1,745 | 4 | Jul 2011 | Sep 2011 Poetnumber1 |
Cirque du PoetryWelcome Ladies and Gentlemen Welcome to the Cirque du Poetry Come inside and you will see The most amazing poetry Here you find the Ballad Poem... | steve1223 | 398 | 4 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 marikia |
Monorhyme 2Just a fun write... | steve1223 | 1,057 | 2 | Sep 2011 | Sep 2011 Unknown |
Did I miss something???LMAO~~~ just my luck... | Unknown | 867 | 19 | Aug 2011 | Sep 2011 steve1223 |
~The Frog Prince~ for Happygolucky4uI had to dear Happygolucky4u ;-D... | Unknown | 492 | 15 | Aug 2011 | Sep 2011 Unknown |
Red Hot Loving (by request for Poetnumber1)I saw her first in the pub A creature so devine I knew then straight away Somehow she was going to be mine I waltzed up so suave and cool Said 'g... | steve1223 | 465 | 10 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 Unknown |
Death is Coming for YouLet me look who's on my list For me to be collecting Don't know why they scream so much When I come round calling Could it be the clothes I wear... | steve1223 | 359 | 1 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 Unknown |
Jingle-Bells, Osama SmellsDont remember exactly when i wrote this ;)... | trsalemme | 803 | 0 | Aug 2011 | |
Bentlees Block HaikuWords stuck in my mind refusing to be released being obstinate... | Unknown | 592 | 2 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 Unknown |
I WISH I DIDN'T HOWEVER I DObuzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!... | Unknown | 408 | 2 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 Redex |
Pedal to the MetalPlease do not try this at home. This was done by a professional poet under strictly controlled circumstances.... | steve1223 | 390 | 3 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 Poetnumber1 |
JeepersPoetry, you're kind to me! You open my eyes and let me see; a vast array of pictures and places, beautiful emotions,and different spaces! Line... | iluvisis1 | 453 | 3 | Jan 2011 | Aug 2011 marikia |
koan zenzazen hours over the invisible ocean..... | lorentz | 467 | 2 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 lorentz |
Cant Sleepsleepless nights... | Unknown | 533 | 4 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 Poetnumber1 |
Poet's Corner BashSorry but there are only so many names I could use, would loved to have used lots more. If by some chance you are offended and don't want your name us... | steve1223 | 1,214 | 31 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 steve1223 |
Start Right or End WrongIt says it all... | Unknown | 492 | 4 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 Unknown |
WRONG MOVEHave you ever made a wrong move... | Unknown | 400 | 4 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 Unknown |
a pint of love sir ?invitation card...... | lorentz | 357 | 6 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 lorentz |
coldest nightlmaoooooooooo... come out come out cafetwo she made you diner.... | kickit22 | 742 | 10 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 jeddah12 |
Multiple meaningsMultiple meanings for Peaches and Cream and otherwise.... | boyshchrm6 | 807 | 13 | Jun 2011 | Aug 2011 boyshchrm6 |
cafetwo2010 | 493 | 9 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 fjamesj9701 | |
dope dreamsdope dreams of us and we all dream of dope, but who are the dreams and who are the dopes, for dope is the dream and we are the dopes, so dont smoke th... | jimmydean69 | 413 | 0 | Aug 2011 | |
Washing Machine CatMy daughter rang me this morning all distraught. The cat crawled into the front loader last night and got washed, not discovered till this morning. It... | steve1223 | 378 | 2 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 Unknown |
incorrigibleIncorrigible, ‘tis said am I! Perhaps, but I am wondering which adjective definition to apply to determine what is my condition. beyond correct... | gnj4u | 923 | 13 | Mar 2011 | Aug 2011 gnj4u |
Ode to Dishpan HandsWhile doing dishes my beautiful girlfriend made a comment about dishpan hands followed by 'now I'll probably see ode to dishpan hands turn up in one o... | steve1223 | 493 | 5 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 Unknown |
The Poets CurseDiagnosed by the local Witch Doctor (N'anga)... | steve1223 | 388 | 3 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 Poetnumber1 |
Poetnumber1A day in the life of Poetnumber1... | steve1223 | 529 | 1 | Aug 2011 | Aug 2011 SundaySilence |
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