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Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Last Comment |
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thesunandthesea | 1,145 | 4 | May 2011 | May 2011 thesunandthesea | |
Blithering IdiotThat first mow job each spring it always happens when I just forget about that damn manual choke.... | Yankee4you | 857 | 8 | May 2011 | May 2011 Unknown |
i paid her to please me .. .not a serious one obviously. i was thinking of my coming of age, and obviously my first new car .. in my eyes the most beautiful little FIAT 128 in r... | virgosign | 904 | 7 | Oct 2009 | May 2011 virgosign |
Turtle Soup?Some call it an aphrodisiac. They say it gives a man a strong back. Like a good woman, turtle soup makes no sense; Can something so delicate be s... | Unknown | 450 | 0 | May 2011 | |
to ponderah....it's soon eve to the leaving my entire family is soon to be gone! my wife and son are going here and my daughter is going there I can't cele... | hedistuff | 628 | 6 | May 2011 | May 2011 lifesajoy |
...'Roses are Red, Violets are Blue'...Just a challenge to those afraid of venturing out into something less familiar when tempted to express oneself in poetic form.... | swade777 | 776 | 7 | Aug 2010 | May 2011 thesunandthesea |
Just horribleya it is just so horrible walking in your sleep.... | kickit22 | 433 | 7 | May 2011 | May 2011 cafetwo2010 |
Boredom..The room.. the walls.. T.V.. the rain.. I sit..stare..wait..watch..look..numb..cough..stare..wait.. The window..............the rain.............. | cafetwo2010 | 501 | 9 | May 2011 | May 2011 QuietStormF |
Lost for words!Hope you agree with me!... | byfaith | 705 | 5 | May 2011 | May 2011 byfaith |
Voices (sequel to fright night)this is a true story. scared the heck out of us at first. still makes me scared the first moments of hearing the voices and seeing a light on in the l... | kickit22 | 459 | 7 | May 2011 | May 2011 kickit22 |
fright night.oh you know you hear about the horrors of being married.lol. this poem came from me being married for real that wasn't a good marriage. being si... | kickit22 | 545 | 8 | May 2011 | May 2011 kickit22 |
lifelife is filled with both joys and sorrows...if only one continues for long time then life will be boring...!... | Unknown | 312 | 1 | May 2011 | May 2011 Unknown |
SleepCant wait to have a lady in my life again .........ha ha... | Nuwahri61 | 494 | 1 | May 2011 | May 2011 Unknown |
Zygote cluckshmmm...file under inspiration, nature, or food?... | agoodguy2have | 310 | 5 | Apr 2011 | May 2011 hedistuff |
The Isle of SnugglindonA pure, silly nonsense poem that I wrote just for the fun of it! (I originally posted this at the Starlite Cafe poetry site back in 2010, under the n... | Unknown | 351 | 0 | Apr 2011 | |
BUCKYat least he got the soupl.lol...... | kickit22 | 650 | 10 | Apr 2011 | Apr 2011 kickit22 |
GarfieldJust playing with words..... | Unknown | 886 | 1 | Apr 2011 | Apr 2011 Unknown |
a joke almost turned into a poemnot sure if this works as a poem but love this joke..... | kickit22 | 463 | 5 | Apr 2011 | Apr 2011 kickit22 |
country or citythink i'm little bit of both..lol....not too much country not too much city is there such a thing.... | kickit22 | 480 | 6 | Apr 2011 | Apr 2011 kickit22 |
The Lawyer...Come question me and try to see in whom I've questioned you to be For who but I can see but me In answer of question what might you be But... | cafetwo2010 | 459 | 1 | Apr 2011 | Apr 2011 cafetwo2010 |
A Man from Mars?I'd really love to see one and go for a 'ride'.... | Unknown | 466 | 11 | Mar 2011 | Apr 2011 Ladybee42 |
binary foilsi know you never feel this way but...... | agoodguy2have | 375 | 11 | Apr 2011 | Apr 2011 andrew149 |
Robin Williams/EasterThis is off his stand-up from 2002, his funniest he ever did.... | mcradloff | 1,340 | 0 | Apr 2011 | |
The NameA poetic rendition of Henry Cecil’s story “The Name.” If you take your precious time and read this, you will find it entertaining, at least I hope so.... | marikia | 627 | 5 | Apr 2011 | Apr 2011 gnj4u |
What a To doWhere do you go, what do you do, when there's a hole inside your shoe ..and the rain is just pouring down on you Feet simply wet socks soaki... | Unknown | 403 | 6 | Apr 2011 | Apr 2011 Unknown |
10th Dimension?Poetry in Motion? Soph xx... | sophiasummer | 483 | 6 | Apr 2011 | Apr 2011 boyshchrm6 |
Sorry I have a secret that I haven't told you!LOL I think it's funny but my friends at work told me this is bad dead joke.. Y_Y lol so I just try post it here too... lol just wanna prove that... | thesunandthesea | 1,465 | 23 | Apr 2011 | Apr 2011 Fellsman |
THE THINGS WRONG WITH MY PETLOL....Not me....XXX... | andrew149 | 469 | 15 | Apr 2011 | Apr 2011 SCatlyn |
Lame GameWell..I don't KNOW! called today: Where are you?? Its six o clock who cares I can't decide... I'm not going are you going? Wait, I think I'll... | cafetwo2010 | 1,066 | 5 | Apr 2011 | Apr 2011 cafetwo2010 |
Thank God! (a limerick)^_^ Special Thanks --> MacDuff, I know how to write a limerick poem because of his poem "LimeRick".... And THANK YOU everyone here for being so niceee... | thesunandthesea | 894 | 12 | Jan 2011 | Apr 2011 marikia |
Smoke-signalsGiving up smoking is easy. Done it dozens of times...... | Hekamaat | 1,008 | 11 | Mar 2011 | Mar 2011 marikia |
redex made me do this, and I'm no gentlemansave that cork, I may need it...... | hedistuff | 538 | 5 | Mar 2011 | Mar 2011 Earlgreytea |
David and MonaDavid, A bachelor? Why, when Mona Lisa is not taken? Is he not drawn by her amazing beauty, and the innocence in her eyes? Her closed lips s... | Unknown | 253 | 0 | Mar 2011 | |
My life's a 'Deck of Cards'.I was a good idea at the time but now I'm not so sure.... | Unknown | 661 | 14 | Feb 2011 | Mar 2011 Earlgreytea |
Silly me. (Andrew's 50 word challenge)To nearly lose a love, who else but a 'clown'?... | Unknown | 503 | 3 | Feb 2011 | Mar 2011 Unknown |
Don't Eat The Stew !!It started of as my life story but being old I forgot most of it.... | Unknown | 316 | 5 | Jan 2011 | Mar 2011 Unknown |
Or Would We ?My sister and I, when together are still just as silly as we ever were ! Some of us never out-grow silly, but who wants to anyway ?...We have too much... | aware3 | 603 | 6 | Mar 2011 | Mar 2011 aware3 |
William ShakespeareMy entry into this weekends competition... | Unknown | 608 | 11 | Mar 2011 | Mar 2011 Unknown |
LOVE..A TRAGEDY.(Shakespeare Stylee) lolLOL....thought I would have some fun with this serious genre......Andrew....xxx... | andrew149 | 524 | 14 | Aug 2010 | Mar 2011 Redex |
MEOW! lolIt's a lovely cute cat!! lol Meowww --- you can find it as 'ecard' also, I just created it today! lol ...just in case, you wanna send to someone you l... | thesunandthesea | 1,133 | 22 | Mar 2011 | Mar 2011 thesunandthesea |
Never play poker with tarot cardsMy friends came round the other day I suggested a card game we could play The only deck that we could find Where Tarot cards, we did not mind I go... | Unknown | 778 | 10 | Mar 2011 | Mar 2011 Unknown |
The day I met you (Hummor)A face that only a mother could love Hair that is matted and full of fleas I would have likened your voice to a dove If it didn’t sound like snappi... | Unknown | 437 | 7 | Mar 2011 | Mar 2011 Unknown |
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