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thesunandthesea1,1454May 2011May 2011
thesunandthesea
Blithering Idiot Poem

Blithering IdiotThat first mow job each spring it always happens when I just forget about that damn manual choke....

Yankee4you8578May 2011May 2011
Unknown

i paid her to please me .. .not a serious one obviously. i was thinking of my coming of age, and obviously my first new car .. in my eyes the most beautiful little FIAT 128 in r...

virgosign9047Oct 2009May 2011
virgosign
Turtle Soup Poem

Turtle Soup?Some call it an aphrodisiac. They say it gives a man a strong back. Like a good woman, turtle soup makes no sense; Can something so delicate be s...

Unknown4500May 2011
to ponder Poem

to ponderah....it's soon eve to the leaving my entire family is soon to be gone! my wife and son are going here and my daughter is going there I can't cele...

hedistuff6286May 2011May 2011
lifesajoy
Roses are Red Violets are Blue Poem

...'Roses are Red, Violets are Blue'...Just a challenge to those afraid of venturing out into something less familiar when tempted to express oneself in poetic form....

swade7777767Aug 2010May 2011
thesunandthesea
Just horrible Poem

Just horribleya it is just so horrible walking in your sleep....

kickit224337May 2011May 2011
cafetwo2010
Boredom Poem

Boredom..The room.. the walls.. T.V.. the rain.. I sit..stare..wait..watch..look..numb..cough..stare..wait.. The window..............the rain..............

cafetwo20105019May 2011May 2011
QuietStormF
Lost for words Poem

Lost for words!Hope you agree with me!...

byfaith7055May 2011May 2011
byfaith
Voices sequel to fright night Poem

Voices (sequel to fright night)this is a true story. scared the heck out of us at first. still makes me scared the first moments of hearing the voices and seeing a light on in the l...

kickit224597May 2011May 2011
kickit22
fright night Poem

fright night.oh you know you hear about the horrors of being married.lol. this poem came from me being married for real that wasn't a good marriage. being si...

kickit225458May 2011May 2011
kickit22
life Poem

lifelife is filled with both joys and sorrows...if only one continues for long time then life will be boring...!...

Unknown3121May 2011May 2011
Unknown
Sleep Poem

SleepCant wait to have a lady in my life again .........ha ha...

Nuwahri614941May 2011May 2011
Unknown
Zygote clucks Poem

Zygote cluckshmmm...file under inspiration, nature, or food?...

agoodguy2have3105Apr 2011May 2011
hedistuff
The Isle of Snugglindon Poem

The Isle of SnugglindonA pure, silly nonsense poem that I wrote just for the fun of it! (I originally posted this at the Starlite Cafe poetry site back in 2010, under the n...

Unknown3510Apr 2011
BUCKY Poem

BUCKYat least he got the soupl.lol......

kickit2265010Apr 2011Apr 2011
kickit22
Garfield Poem

GarfieldJust playing with words.....

Unknown8861Apr 2011Apr 2011
Unknown
a joke almost turned into a poem

a joke almost turned into a poemnot sure if this works as a poem but love this joke.....

kickit224635Apr 2011Apr 2011
kickit22
country or city Poem

country or citythink i'm little bit of both..lol....not too much country not too much city is there such a thing....

kickit224806Apr 2011Apr 2011
kickit22
The Lawyer Poem

The Lawyer...Come question me and try to see in whom I've questioned you to be For who but I can see but me In answer of question what might you be But...

cafetwo20104591Apr 2011Apr 2011
cafetwo2010
A Man from Mars Poem

A Man from Mars?I'd really love to see one and go for a 'ride'....

Unknown46611Mar 2011Apr 2011
Ladybee42
binary foils Poem

binary foilsi know you never feel this way but......

agoodguy2have37511Apr 2011Apr 2011
andrew149
Robin Williams Easter Poem

Robin Williams/EasterThis is off his stand-up from 2002, his funniest he ever did....

mcradloff1,3400Apr 2011
The Name Poem

The NameA poetic rendition of Henry Cecil’s story “The Name.” If you take your precious time and read this, you will find it entertaining, at least I hope so....

marikia6275Apr 2011Apr 2011
gnj4u
What a To do Poem

What a To doWhere do you go, what do you do, when there's a hole inside your shoe ..and the rain is just pouring down on you Feet simply wet socks soaki...

Unknown4036Apr 2011Apr 2011
Unknown
10th Dimension Poem

10th Dimension?Poetry in Motion? Soph xx...

sophiasummer4836Apr 2011Apr 2011
boyshchrm6
Sorry I have a secret that I havent told you Poem

Sorry I have a secret that I haven't told you!LOL I think it's funny but my friends at work told me this is bad dead joke.. Y_Y lol so I just try post it here too... lol just wanna prove that...

thesunandthesea1,46523Apr 2011Apr 2011
Fellsman
THE THINGS WRONG WITH MY PET Poem

THE THINGS WRONG WITH MY PETLOL....Not me....XXX...

andrew14946915Apr 2011Apr 2011
SCatlyn
Lame Game Poem

Lame GameWell..I don't KNOW! called today: Where are you?? Its six o clock who cares I can't decide... I'm not going are you going? Wait, I think I'll...

cafetwo20101,0665Apr 2011Apr 2011
cafetwo2010
Thank God a limerick Poem

Thank God! (a limerick)^_^ Special Thanks --> MacDuff, I know how to write a limerick poem because of his poem "LimeRick".... And THANK YOU everyone here for being so niceee...

thesunandthesea89412Jan 2011Apr 2011
marikia
Smoke signals Poem

Smoke-signalsGiving up smoking is easy. Done it dozens of times......

Hekamaat1,00811Mar 2011Mar 2011
marikia
redex made me do this and Im no gentleman Poem

redex made me do this, and I'm no gentlemansave that cork, I may need it......

hedistuff5385Mar 2011Mar 2011
Earlgreytea
David and Mona Poem

David and MonaDavid, A bachelor? Why, when Mona Lisa is not taken? Is he not drawn by her amazing beauty, and the innocence in her eyes? Her closed lips s...

Unknown2530Mar 2011
My lifes a Deck of Cards Poem

My life's a 'Deck of Cards'.I was a good idea at the time but now I'm not so sure....

Unknown66114Feb 2011Mar 2011
Earlgreytea
Silly me Andrews 50 word challenge Poem

Silly me. (Andrew's 50 word challenge)To nearly lose a love, who else but a 'clown'?...

Unknown5033Feb 2011Mar 2011
Unknown
Dont Eat The Stew Poem

Don't Eat The Stew !!It started of as my life story but being old I forgot most of it....

Unknown3165Jan 2011Mar 2011
Unknown
Or Would We Poem

Or Would We ?My sister and I, when together are still just as silly as we ever were ! Some of us never out-grow silly, but who wants to anyway ?...We have too much...

aware36036Mar 2011Mar 2011
aware3
William Shakespeare Poem

William ShakespeareMy entry into this weekends competition...

Unknown60811Mar 2011Mar 2011
Unknown
LOVE A TRAGEDY Shakespeare Stylee lol Poem

LOVE..A TRAGEDY.(Shakespeare Stylee) lolLOL....thought I would have some fun with this serious genre......Andrew....xxx...

andrew14952414Aug 2010Mar 2011
Redex
MEOW lol Poem

MEOW! lolIt's a lovely cute cat!! lol Meowww --- you can find it as 'ecard' also, I just created it today! lol ...just in case, you wanna send to someone you l...

thesunandthesea1,13322Mar 2011Mar 2011
thesunandthesea
Never play poker with tarot cards Poem

Never play poker with tarot cardsMy friends came round the other day I suggested a card game we could play The only deck that we could find Where Tarot cards, we did not mind I go...

Unknown77810Mar 2011Mar 2011
Unknown
The day I met you Hummor Poem

The day I met you (Hummor)A face that only a mother could love Hair that is matted and full of fleas I would have likened your voice to a dove If it didn’t sound like snappi...

Unknown4377Mar 2011Mar 2011
Unknown

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