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Is is What Was Was?This poem I read almost every day while enjoying my homeschooling through high school. I kept psychoanalyzing it all, when all I really needed to do w... | soquiliquay | 3,715 | 2 | Sep 2010 | Sep 2010 andrew149 |
The most desirable woman in the world.She is so sexy, she is so hot Moves weird and makes me rag Laughs shamelessly and wild My body pains from my desire. Unpretentious she looks a... | Unknown | 564 | 3 | Jun 2010 | Sep 2010 Unknown |
who are theyA bird in the hand is worth two in a bush that is what they say but what do you do if you have no bush and the bird in your hand flys away with yo... | Unknown | 326 | 3 | Sep 2010 | Sep 2010 Unknown |
roadrunnerroadrunner beep beep wiley cunning pesky dog gone it, he strikes again roadrunner... | Unknown | 525 | 1 | Sep 2010 | Sep 2010 SCatlyn |
eskimos kisswhy do eskimos kiss with the nose dont they know how much they miss what a waste of lips by those ice cold tips dont they know how much kissi... | Unknown | 271 | 4 | Sep 2010 | Sep 2010 Unknown |
why dont trees go coldWhy dont trees go cold when they shed their leaves they dont get a chill when the wind blows ill maybe the sneeze sending leaves off the tre... | Unknown | 245 | 2 | Sep 2010 | Sep 2010 Unknown |
Check this out...Chorus from the John Prine song, "Living in the Future" "We are living in the future I'll tell you how I know I read it in the paper Fifteen yea... | Unknown | 250 | 3 | Sep 2010 | Sep 2010 Unknown |
a turkeys lot..is not a happy onewell a turkeys lot is not a happy one as thanksgiving and christmas appear all my plans going up in smoke as i will by the end of the year... | Unknown | 296 | 3 | Sep 2010 | Sep 2010 SCatlyn |
VanityI know that you are pretty I know you know it too But who thinks you the prettier? Is it me or you?... | Unknown | 329 | 1 | Sep 2010 | Sep 2010 Unknown |
Dictaphoneamazing...but true ;-)... | agoodguy2have | 400 | 6 | Sep 2010 | Sep 2010 hedistuff |
limerickThere was a young woman from skye who sang softly as she sauntered by with the wind in her hair and with barely a care and a gleam and smile in he... | Unknown | 303 | 2 | Sep 2010 | Sep 2010 SCatlyn |
Cinderella and her friendsImagination is good Isn't is wonderful when we can be free to think Al of these adventures have served a purpose Blessings and love to all... | ironman | 621 | 5 | Sep 2010 | Sep 2010 Ladybee42 |
what am ii am under 12 inches and i do not speak a word but when i act all i say is heard i can be royal i can be poor i can call you or send you away... | Unknown | 309 | 5 | Sep 2010 | Sep 2010 SCatlyn |
The JesterSome people are so-o-o-o-o funny!... | Unknown | 491 | 8 | Sep 2010 | Sep 2010 Unknown |
To Mary Jane, A Morning Toast!From a light, occaisional user...... | Unknown | 468 | 5 | Sep 2010 | Sep 2010 Unknown |
Undecypherable?Spaces and punctuation intentionally omitted. Prizes for first correct and most imaginative solutions. :D... | Unknown | 594 | 7 | Sep 2010 | Sep 2010 Unknown |
one more shiftdone roughly to tune of banana boat song..for fun... | Unknown | 238 | 0 | Sep 2010 | |
bouncing ballbouncing ball keep on bouncing down the path see you go red or blue is your colour as you pass house and tree bouncing high toward the sk... | Unknown | 246 | 0 | Sep 2010 | |
animal funZebras of the army type covered by numerous stripe and the telephone too extra special mobile trunk call elephant style some never stick their n... | Unknown | 353 | 2 | Sep 2010 | Sep 2010 SCatlyn |
Dudekinda funny i guess but I wanted to try posting something... | Unknown | 329 | 9 | Sep 2010 | Sep 2010 Unknown |
A Man behind the MaskHe is a man in the past Keep something in his heart Keep something in his mind His words reflect his mask Hiding behind his own truth There i... | Davinadia | 1,675 | 11 | Sep 2010 | Sep 2010 Davinadia |
The FlintstonesLife is a cartoon I compare my journey the the people in Bedrock Fred Flintstone and company The trials and tribulations ahead Blessings love to... | ironman | 941 | 3 | Sep 2010 | Sep 2010 QuietStormF |
The Dime-Store Wok! EE!If you know "Jabberwocky" you might find this amusing.... | gsmonks | 371 | 2 | Sep 2010 | Sep 2010 caroljoyce |
I Am The Son Of FishermenI wrote this when I was working on fish packers on the Left Coast.... | gsmonks | 384 | 2 | Sep 2010 | Sep 2010 gsmonks |
A Reason for Leaving? (lol)LOL......XXX... | andrew149 | 526 | 12 | Aug 2010 | Sep 2010 andrew149 |
EntrapmentIt's that time of the month, When all things in their Natural balance, are disturbed And nothing you can do can Will appease her, if she gets Th... | cambuff | 548 | 2 | Sep 2010 | Sep 2010 agoodguy2have |
Cliche'A "mini-rant."... | amahlala | 699 | 15 | Aug 2010 | Sep 2010 amahlala |
Entrapment... Part 2You stand there, staring at Two bottles, same size, same color, Two very similar names; Desert Sand and Fine Desert Sand. She hands them to you,... | cambuff | 618 | 0 | Sep 2010 | |
A Woman's Domain!... The Sequel.You roll over, expecting The woman you love, to Catch your falling arm With her soft, feminine Body; anxious to receive Your late night embra... | cambuff | 481 | 5 | Aug 2010 | Sep 2010 amahlala |
A Woman's Domain!Every woman that I ever met Has a possession of hers that I refuse to enter; not only For her privacy, but for Fear of the unknown. It is not hu... | cambuff | 463 | 6 | Aug 2010 | Aug 2010 beautifulyou |
On The Beach (lol)Grockles is what we call tourists here.....lol.....Andrew.....xxx... | andrew149 | 499 | 10 | Aug 2010 | Aug 2010 Unknown |
Love BugsThey should of never let them bring that horriable little bug into the US... | Happygolucky4u | 531 | 1 | Aug 2010 | Aug 2010 Unknown |
jokes from the pastI like old jokes If you have any old jokes share them It is interesting Blessings and love always... | ironman | 511 | 1 | Aug 2010 | Aug 2010 Unknown |
Boys will be Boyslol.....Old enough to know what six of the best was....xxx... | andrew149 | 540 | 8 | Aug 2010 | Aug 2010 andrew149 |
unluckywhen freddie stepped off the pavement he did nt use his loaf avoided the latter in bravado he got flattend by a bakery truck but he still survived... | Unknown | 236 | 1 | Aug 2010 | Aug 2010 SCatlyn |
love at a safe distanceHe loved her from afar but not romantic he she lived on the mainland he sailed the sea but every wednesday night these lovers were in view she... | Unknown | 263 | 1 | Aug 2010 | Aug 2010 SCatlyn |
song chainit was the day the Righteous Brothers THE LOVIN FEELING LOST the Moody Blues sang it to GO NOW seemed the best Georgie Fame he understood mind YE... | Unknown | 241 | 1 | Aug 2010 | Aug 2010 SCatlyn |
Things are not as they appear to be...Aaaggghhh..., or not?... | Earlgreytea | 620 | 15 | Aug 2010 | Aug 2010 Earlgreytea |
Things are as they appear to be…“Things are not as they appear to be. Nor are they otherwise.” —some Sutra “Quantum mechanics, the latest development in the scientific quest to u... | Earlgreytea | 474 | 8 | Aug 2010 | Aug 2010 Earlgreytea |
Slow TortureSlowly, every so slowly. Moving slightly then stopping. Then again and moans escape. God, it's sooooo long and hard. Yes... Oh yes, it'll make you... | gardenhackle | 401 | 8 | Aug 2010 | Aug 2010 sophiasummer |
The Dance FloorHit my head up and flip it over is clock works red as your face running dancing is the lazy one. on the floor making it real is just me taking the tim... | badboybill5357 | 339 | 0 | Aug 2010 | |
A Bar SceneThere she is, sitting across the bar Glancing me and me at her. She's doing The feminine stuff that makes MEN Become animals! Smiling so innoce... | cambuff | 595 | 11 | Aug 2010 | Aug 2010 cambuff |
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