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Is is What Was Was Poem

Is is What Was Was?This poem I read almost every day while enjoying my homeschooling through high school. I kept psychoanalyzing it all, when all I really needed to do w...

soquiliquay3,7152Sep 2010Sep 2010
andrew149
The most desirable woman in the world Poem

The most desirable woman in the world.She is so sexy, she is so hot Moves weird and makes me rag Laughs shamelessly and wild My body pains from my desire. Unpretentious she looks a...

Unknown5643Jun 2010Sep 2010
Unknown
who are they Poem

who are theyA bird in the hand is worth two in a bush that is what they say but what do you do if you have no bush and the bird in your hand flys away with yo...

Unknown3263Sep 2010Sep 2010
Unknown
roadrunner Poem

roadrunnerroadrunner beep beep wiley cunning pesky dog gone it, he strikes again roadrunner...

Unknown5251Sep 2010Sep 2010
SCatlyn
eskimos kiss Poem

eskimos kisswhy do eskimos kiss with the nose dont they know how much they miss what a waste of lips by those ice cold tips dont they know how much kissi...

Unknown2714Sep 2010Sep 2010
Unknown
why dont trees go cold Poem

why dont trees go coldWhy dont trees go cold when they shed their leaves they dont get a chill when the wind blows ill maybe the sneeze sending leaves off the tre...

Unknown2452Sep 2010Sep 2010
Unknown
Check this out Poem

Check this out...Chorus from the John Prine song, "Living in the Future" "We are living in the future I'll tell you how I know I read it in the paper Fifteen yea...

Unknown2503Sep 2010Sep 2010
Unknown
a turkeys lot is not a happy one Poem

a turkeys lot..is not a happy onewell a turkeys lot is not a happy one as thanksgiving and christmas appear all my plans going up in smoke as i will by the end of the year...

Unknown2963Sep 2010Sep 2010
SCatlyn
Vanity Poem

VanityI know that you are pretty I know you know it too But who thinks you the prettier? Is it me or you?...

Unknown3291Sep 2010Sep 2010
Unknown
Dictaphone Poem

Dictaphoneamazing...but true ;-)...

agoodguy2have4006Sep 2010Sep 2010
hedistuff
limerick Poem

limerickThere was a young woman from skye who sang softly as she sauntered by with the wind in her hair and with barely a care and a gleam and smile in he...

Unknown3032Sep 2010Sep 2010
SCatlyn
Cinderella and her friends Poem

Cinderella and her friendsImagination is good Isn't is wonderful when we can be free to think Al of these adventures have served a purpose Blessings and love to all...

ironman6215Sep 2010Sep 2010
Ladybee42
what am i Poem

what am ii am under 12 inches and i do not speak a word but when i act all i say is heard i can be royal i can be poor i can call you or send you away...

Unknown3095Sep 2010Sep 2010
SCatlyn
The Jester Poem

The JesterSome people are so-o-o-o-o funny!...

Unknown4918Sep 2010Sep 2010
Unknown
To Mary Jane A Morning Toast Poem

To Mary Jane, A Morning Toast!From a light, occaisional user......

Unknown4685Sep 2010Sep 2010
Unknown
Undecypherable Poem

Undecypherable?Spaces and punctuation intentionally omitted. Prizes for first correct and most imaginative solutions. :D...

Unknown5947Sep 2010Sep 2010
Unknown
one more shift Poem

one more shiftdone roughly to tune of banana boat song..for fun...

Unknown2380Sep 2010
bouncing ball Poem

bouncing ballbouncing ball keep on bouncing down the path see you go red or blue is your colour as you pass house and tree bouncing high toward the sk...

Unknown2460Sep 2010
animal fun Poem

animal funZebras of the army type covered by numerous stripe and the telephone too extra special mobile trunk call elephant style some never stick their n...

Unknown3532Sep 2010Sep 2010
SCatlyn
Dude Poem

Dudekinda funny i guess but I wanted to try posting something...

Unknown3299Sep 2010Sep 2010
Unknown
A Man behind the Mask Poem

A Man behind the MaskHe is a man in the past Keep something in his heart Keep something in his mind His words reflect his mask Hiding behind his own truth There i...

Davinadia1,67511Sep 2010Sep 2010
Davinadia
The Flintstones Poem

The FlintstonesLife is a cartoon I compare my journey the the people in Bedrock Fred Flintstone and company The trials and tribulations ahead Blessings love to...

ironman9413Sep 2010Sep 2010
QuietStormF
The Dime Store Wok EE Poem

The Dime-Store Wok! EE!If you know "Jabberwocky" you might find this amusing....

gsmonks3712Sep 2010Sep 2010
caroljoyce
I Am The Son Of Fishermen Poem

I Am The Son Of FishermenI wrote this when I was working on fish packers on the Left Coast....

gsmonks3842Sep 2010Sep 2010
gsmonks
andrew14952612Aug 2010Sep 2010
andrew149
Entrapment Poem

EntrapmentIt's that time of the month, When all things in their Natural balance, are disturbed And nothing you can do can Will appease her, if she gets Th...

cambuff5482Sep 2010Sep 2010
agoodguy2have
Cliche Poem

Cliche'A "mini-rant."...

amahlala69915Aug 2010Sep 2010
amahlala
Entrapment Part 2 Poem

Entrapment... Part 2You stand there, staring at Two bottles, same size, same color, Two very similar names; Desert Sand and Fine Desert Sand. She hands them to you,...

cambuff6180Sep 2010
A Womans Domain The Sequel Poem

A Woman's Domain!... The Sequel.You roll over, expecting The woman you love, to Catch your falling arm With her soft, feminine Body; anxious to receive Your late night embra...

cambuff4815Aug 2010Sep 2010
amahlala
A Womans Domain Poem

A Woman's Domain!Every woman that I ever met Has a possession of hers that I refuse to enter; not only For her privacy, but for Fear of the unknown. It is not hu...

cambuff4636Aug 2010Aug 2010
beautifulyou
On The Beach lol Poem

On The Beach (lol)Grockles is what we call tourists here.....lol.....Andrew.....xxx...

andrew14949910Aug 2010Aug 2010
Unknown
Love Bugs Poem

Love BugsThey should of never let them bring that horriable little bug into the US...

Happygolucky4u5311Aug 2010Aug 2010
Unknown
jokes from the past Poem

jokes from the pastI like old jokes If you have any old jokes share them It is interesting Blessings and love always...

ironman5111Aug 2010Aug 2010
Unknown
Boys will be Boys Poem

Boys will be Boyslol.....Old enough to know what six of the best was....xxx...

andrew1495408Aug 2010Aug 2010
andrew149
unlucky Poem

unluckywhen freddie stepped off the pavement he did nt use his loaf avoided the latter in bravado he got flattend by a bakery truck but he still survived...

Unknown2361Aug 2010Aug 2010
SCatlyn
love at a safe distance Poem

love at a safe distanceHe loved her from afar but not romantic he she lived on the mainland he sailed the sea but every wednesday night these lovers were in view she...

Unknown2631Aug 2010Aug 2010
SCatlyn
song chain Poem

song chainit was the day the Righteous Brothers THE LOVIN FEELING LOST the Moody Blues sang it to GO NOW seemed the best Georgie Fame he understood mind YE...

Unknown2411Aug 2010Aug 2010
SCatlyn
Earlgreytea62015Aug 2010Aug 2010
Earlgreytea
Things are as they appear to be Poem

Things are as they appear to be…“Things are not as they appear to be. Nor are they otherwise.” —some Sutra “Quantum mechanics, the latest development in the scientific quest to u...

Earlgreytea4748Aug 2010Aug 2010
Earlgreytea
Slow Torture Poem

Slow TortureSlowly, every so slowly. Moving slightly then stopping. Then again and moans escape. God, it's sooooo long and hard. Yes... Oh yes, it'll make you...

gardenhackle4018Aug 2010Aug 2010
sophiasummer
The Dance Floor Poem

The Dance FloorHit my head up and flip it over is clock works red as your face running dancing is the lazy one. on the floor making it real is just me taking the tim...

badboybill53573390Aug 2010
A Bar Scene Poem

A Bar SceneThere she is, sitting across the bar Glancing me and me at her. She's doing The feminine stuff that makes MEN Become animals! Smiling so innoce...

cambuff59511Aug 2010Aug 2010
cambuff

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