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Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Last Comment |
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(The blanket)This smooth cold breeze of the window shut it close it. tight and hold it with in the body temp lay on the floor move with comfort in the blanket.... | badboybill5357 | 331 | 0 | Aug 2010 | |
Where I liveSouthwest Missouri...... | Unknown | 490 | 8 | Aug 2010 | Aug 2010 Unknown |
~Little Pinky~The reasoning of the little pinky...:O)... | Unknown | 418 | 3 | Aug 2010 | Aug 2010 swade777 |
Eat more Salmon HaikuInspired by Rob's tribute to fish. And reminded of the Pork farmer's motto: "Eat more Pork, the other white meat".... | gardenhackle | 393 | 4 | Aug 2010 | Aug 2010 Ladybee42 |
THE LIFE OF A BAGI have the ability to write about any sugject, phrase or thought. Also to write either a poem, short story or song. One day a friend called me and... | Unknown | 223 | 0 | Aug 2010 | |
~Who Was Fallowing Me~Heres a fun little mind twister.. had fun writing it. :O)... | Unknown | 518 | 3 | Aug 2010 | Aug 2010 Redex |
just fun riddles...Q. What did the instructor at the school for Kamikaze pilots tell his students?.... ...A. Watch this closely, I'm only going to do it once. .... | hedistuff | 1,050 | 24 | Aug 2010 | Aug 2010 hedistuff |
~My Ole Car~Remember the old car we first drove? this is a dedication to that car.... | Unknown | 638 | 6 | Aug 2010 | Aug 2010 Unknown |
The Demon in the KitchenAny one for breakfast?... | cambuff | 317 | 2 | Aug 2010 | Aug 2010 cambuff |
My "New" CarYay!... | Unknown | 448 | 5 | Aug 2010 | Aug 2010 Unknown |
Haiku, Ahhhtchoo!Can I get a gesundheit?... | Unknown | 646 | 8 | Aug 2010 | Aug 2010 agoodguy2have |
Haiku Confetti Summer DaySwords of wit slicing Haiku confetti summer Settling bits and bytes... | gardenhackle | 397 | 0 | Aug 2010 | |
Kings Command Part 2The king sent for his physician, A noble doctor indeed, Who read the instructions To the king, who needed Relief from his torture. " Your Royal... | cambuff | 337 | 1 | Aug 2010 | Aug 2010 amahlala |
The kings Command Part 1In the days of Dragons, demons, orges, And elves, lived a King with a malady, Of sorts. Doctors, mid wives, And chicken soup, Could not eas... | cambuff | 280 | 0 | Aug 2010 | |
Optimist HaikuI can be feeling quite positive about things with a glass half empty. :)... | gardenhackle | 360 | 5 | Aug 2010 | Aug 2010 agoodguy2have |
Election DayTomorrow is election day around here and I'm so tired of the campaign ads I could just scream!... | Unknown | 385 | 4 | Aug 2010 | Aug 2010 Unknown |
King of the Cat WorldFor my cat, Billy... | Unknown | 350 | 2 | Aug 2010 | Aug 2010 agoodguy2have |
a love matchit's all in the racket and how it swings ;-)... | agoodguy2have | 547 | 9 | Jul 2010 | Aug 2010 optimisticme |
Life's ToysI think this probably speaks for itself... | Unknown | 339 | 2 | Aug 2010 | Aug 2010 sophiasummer |
Huh?Wanted to try a quick stream-of-conciouness thing...... | Unknown | 440 | 7 | Jul 2010 | Aug 2010 Unknown |
Warning!The drug commercials!!!... | Unknown | 486 | 7 | Jul 2010 | Aug 2010 Unknown |
HaikuIn stone sleeps the cat dreaming of Oriental days and nights of fish... | Unknown | 359 | 3 | Jul 2010 | Aug 2010 agoodguy2have |
Still CluelessTrue story... | Unknown | 432 | 7 | Jul 2010 | Jul 2010 Unknown |
ism isms...no poetryI'm a pilot fish that swims with a shark(goodguy) to get parasites(post ideas). 'if you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from m... | hedistuff | 597 | 5 | Jul 2010 | Jul 2010 agoodguy2have |
Ten MinutesI've got ten minutes to pen a rhyme. What can I do with so little time? Well, maybe jot down random thoughts Do they rhyme? Maybe not. Scratch th... | gardenhackle | 297 | 5 | Jul 2010 | Jul 2010 Ladybee42 |
I M 4 U - R O F L M A OTo all my friends on CSPC...... | Unknown | 462 | 8 | Jul 2010 | Jul 2010 jazzy75 |
Inscrutable!Little things.......LOL.......Andrew.....xxx... | andrew149 | 430 | 4 | Jul 2010 | Jul 2010 jazzy75 |
The Hair Cutjust a silly few lines about today's visit to the hairdressers... | Juneau | 761 | 9 | Jul 2010 | Jul 2010 jazzy75 |
Phk Off with Flowers ... The Poetry Corner RemixThis is a poem that I came up with while picking lilacs with my old chap Sam. It really brings out the best of all of us I think and I just hope I get... | Unknown | 695 | 10 | Jul 2010 | Jul 2010 jazzy75 |
a poem snackjust a few quick words, a few quick lines not to make you salivate, just a small satiate to put in your mind a little idea, a smile not to give mea... | agoodguy2have | 554 | 16 | Jul 2010 | Jul 2010 jazzy75 |
Weather ReportJust for fun.... | Unknown | 417 | 3 | Jul 2010 | Jul 2010 hedistuff |
Are We There Yet?LOL I was laughing the hole time while I was thinking of what to write. Hope you all find it to be as funny as I did. :D... | Unknown | 317 | 4 | Jul 2010 | Jul 2010 caroljoyce |
HIM, HER and THEMHIM, HER, and THEM; If my grammar school education, or my memory fails me not, These are nouns, People, places, and things. Places are not of... | cambuff | 459 | 6 | Jul 2010 | Jul 2010 Unknown |
LostTwo weeks lost in our new city....... | amahlala | 537 | 9 | Jul 2010 | Jul 2010 Redex |
Don't shot me, I'm just writer!If you decide to have a lynching, I'll supply the rope!... | cambuff | 507 | 8 | Jul 2010 | Jul 2010 amahlala |
To BeautyI try not to explain things? Im Anti Tate Modern where a piece of ART needs 4 pages of A4 to say what it is? I can though, waffle away, if thats req... | Unknown | 356 | 0 | Jul 2010 | |
Girl from NantucketWhy do Nantucket limericks get such a bad rap?... | gardenhackle | 398 | 6 | Jul 2010 | Jul 2010 gardenhackle |
Just a thoughtJust a whimsical thank you for all the positive words!... | cambuff | 384 | 6 | Jul 2010 | Jul 2010 paloma66 |
Canadian Football leagueIt is interesting to watch a game the crowd is excited the players are focused and the halftime show is good wonderful way to spend an evening w... | ironman | 384 | 0 | Jul 2010 | |
An HomageI tip my hat to it's inventor.... | cambuff | 471 | 6 | Jul 2010 | Jul 2010 trurorob |
W. U. I.Inspired by a very dear lady... "i drank a little wine to unwind, and now i'm so unwound i've lost my rhymes..."... | Unknown | 461 | 9 | Jul 2010 | Jul 2010 Unknown |
Jerry"s Final ThoughtsSome time the television can be entertaining I have to wonder if these incidents do happen Someone said the people get paid to be on the show It is... | ironman | 450 | 2 | Jul 2010 | Jul 2010 caroljoyce |
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