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The blanket Poem

(The blanket)This smooth cold breeze of the window shut it close it. tight and hold it with in the body temp lay on the floor move with comfort in the blanket....

badboybill53573310Aug 2010
Where I live Poem

Where I liveSouthwest Missouri......

Unknown4908Aug 2010Aug 2010
Unknown
Little Pinky Poem

~Little Pinky~The reasoning of the little pinky...:O)...

Unknown4183Aug 2010Aug 2010
swade777
Eat more Salmon Haiku Poem

Eat more Salmon HaikuInspired by Rob's tribute to fish. And reminded of the Pork farmer's motto: "Eat more Pork, the other white meat"....

gardenhackle3934Aug 2010Aug 2010
Ladybee42
THE LIFE OF A BAG Poem

THE LIFE OF A BAGI have the ability to write about any sugject, phrase or thought. Also to write either a poem, short story or song. One day a friend called me and...

Unknown2230Aug 2010
Who Was Fallowing Me Poem

~Who Was Fallowing Me~Heres a fun little mind twister.. had fun writing it. :O)...

Unknown5183Aug 2010Aug 2010
Redex
just fun riddles Poem

just fun riddles...Q. What did the instructor at the school for Kamikaze pilots tell his students?.... ...A. Watch this closely, I'm only going to do it once. ....

hedistuff1,05024Aug 2010Aug 2010
hedistuff
My Ole Car Poem

~My Ole Car~Remember the old car we first drove? this is a dedication to that car....

Unknown6386Aug 2010Aug 2010
Unknown
The Demon in the Kitchen Poem

The Demon in the KitchenAny one for breakfast?...

cambuff3172Aug 2010Aug 2010
cambuff
Unknown4485Aug 2010Aug 2010
Unknown
Haiku Ahhhtchoo Poem

Haiku, Ahhhtchoo!Can I get a gesundheit?...

Unknown6468Aug 2010Aug 2010
agoodguy2have
Haiku Confetti Summer Day Poem

Haiku Confetti Summer DaySwords of wit slicing Haiku confetti summer Settling bits and bytes...

gardenhackle3970Aug 2010
Kings Command Part 2 Poem

Kings Command Part 2The king sent for his physician, A noble doctor indeed, Who read the instructions To the king, who needed Relief from his torture. " Your Royal...

cambuff3371Aug 2010Aug 2010
amahlala
The kings Command Part 1 Poem

The kings Command Part 1In the days of Dragons, demons, orges, And elves, lived a King with a malady, Of sorts. Doctors, mid wives, And chicken soup, Could not eas...

cambuff2800Aug 2010
Optimist Haiku Poem

Optimist HaikuI can be feeling quite positive about things with a glass half empty. :)...

gardenhackle3605Aug 2010Aug 2010
agoodguy2have
Election Day Poem

Election DayTomorrow is election day around here and I'm so tired of the campaign ads I could just scream!...

Unknown3854Aug 2010Aug 2010
Unknown
King of the Cat World Poem

King of the Cat WorldFor my cat, Billy...

Unknown3502Aug 2010Aug 2010
agoodguy2have
a love match Poem

a love matchit's all in the racket and how it swings ;-)...

agoodguy2have5479Jul 2010Aug 2010
optimisticme
Lifes Toys Poem

Life's ToysI think this probably speaks for itself...

Unknown3392Aug 2010Aug 2010
sophiasummer
Huh Poem

Huh?Wanted to try a quick stream-of-conciouness thing......

Unknown4407Jul 2010Aug 2010
Unknown
Warning Poem

Warning!The drug commercials!!!...

Unknown4867Jul 2010Aug 2010
Unknown
Haiku Poem

HaikuIn stone sleeps the cat dreaming of Oriental days and nights of fish...

Unknown3593Jul 2010Aug 2010
agoodguy2have
Still Clueless Poem

Still CluelessTrue story...

Unknown4327Jul 2010Jul 2010
Unknown
ism isms no poetry Poem

ism isms...no poetryI'm a pilot fish that swims with a shark(goodguy) to get parasites(post ideas). 'if you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from m...

hedistuff5975Jul 2010Jul 2010
agoodguy2have
Ten Minutes Poem

Ten MinutesI've got ten minutes to pen a rhyme. What can I do with so little time? Well, maybe jot down random thoughts Do they rhyme? Maybe not. Scratch th...

gardenhackle2975Jul 2010Jul 2010
Ladybee42
I M 4 U R O F L M A O Poem

I M 4 U - R O F L M A OTo all my friends on CSPC......

Unknown4628Jul 2010Jul 2010
jazzy75
Inscrutable Poem

Inscrutable!Little things.......LOL.......Andrew.....xxx...

andrew1494304Jul 2010Jul 2010
jazzy75
The Hair Cut Poem

The Hair Cutjust a silly few lines about today's visit to the hairdressers...

Juneau7619Jul 2010Jul 2010
jazzy75
Phk Off with Flowers The Poetry Corner Remix Poem

Phk Off with Flowers ... The Poetry Corner RemixThis is a poem that I came up with while picking lilacs with my old chap Sam. It really brings out the best of all of us I think and I just hope I get...

Unknown69510Jul 2010Jul 2010
jazzy75
a poem snack Poem

a poem snackjust a few quick words, a few quick lines not to make you salivate, just a small satiate to put in your mind a little idea, a smile not to give mea...

agoodguy2have55416Jul 2010Jul 2010
jazzy75
Weather Report Poem

Weather ReportJust for fun....

Unknown4173Jul 2010Jul 2010
hedistuff
Are We There Yet Poem

Are We There Yet?LOL I was laughing the hole time while I was thinking of what to write. Hope you all find it to be as funny as I did. :D...

Unknown3174Jul 2010Jul 2010
caroljoyce
HIM HER and THEM Poem

HIM, HER and THEMHIM, HER, and THEM; If my grammar school education, or my memory fails me not, These are nouns, People, places, and things. Places are not of...

cambuff4596Jul 2010Jul 2010
Unknown
Lost Poem

LostTwo weeks lost in our new city.......

amahlala5379Jul 2010Jul 2010
Redex
Dont shot me Im just writer Poem

Don't shot me, I'm just writer!If you decide to have a lynching, I'll supply the rope!...

cambuff5078Jul 2010Jul 2010
amahlala
To Beauty Poem

To BeautyI try not to explain things? Im Anti Tate Modern where a piece of ART needs 4 pages of A4 to say what it is? I can though, waffle away, if thats req...

Unknown3560Jul 2010
Girl from Nantucket Poem

Girl from NantucketWhy do Nantucket limericks get such a bad rap?...

gardenhackle3986Jul 2010Jul 2010
gardenhackle
Just a thought Poem

Just a thoughtJust a whimsical thank you for all the positive words!...

cambuff3846Jul 2010Jul 2010
paloma66
Canadian Football league Poem

Canadian Football leagueIt is interesting to watch a game the crowd is excited the players are focused and the halftime show is good wonderful way to spend an evening w...

ironman3840Jul 2010
An Homage Poem

An HomageI tip my hat to it's inventor....

cambuff4716Jul 2010Jul 2010
trurorob
W U I Poem

W. U. I.Inspired by a very dear lady... "i drank a little wine to unwind, and now i'm so unwound i've lost my rhymes..."...

Unknown4619Jul 2010Jul 2010
Unknown
Jerrys Final Thoughts Poem

Jerry"s Final ThoughtsSome time the television can be entertaining I have to wonder if these incidents do happen Someone said the people get paid to be on the show It is...

ironman4502Jul 2010Jul 2010
caroljoyce

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