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Damsel In Distress Poem

Damsel In DistressThere's hope ladies, there really are some 'knights' still out there !!...

Unknown3656Oct 2009Oct 2009
Unknown
Gods Wonderful Railway Poem

God's Wonderful RailwayFor those of you who are unfamiliar with the British railway system, every winter, there are numerous delays officially due to "leaves on the line" or...

Juneau6032Oct 2009Oct 2009
trurorob
The Twelve Bottles of Te Bheag Whiskey Poem

The Twelve Bottles of Te Bheag WhiskeySaw this one on the wall of a the hotel at Isleornsay on Skye, many years ago....

Juneau3,1233Oct 2009Oct 2009
Juneau
haiku lol Poem

haiku...lol#2 The grasshopper hops where to is a mystery to little old me....

Unknown3131Oct 2009Oct 2009
Unknown
I Can Sing a Colourblind Rainbow Poem

I Can Sing a (Colourblind) RainbowA fun little satire on the classic 1951 song "I Can Sing A Rainbow" by Arthur Hamilton. I wrote this as I am mildly colourblind and thought this wo...

Unknown3217Sep 2009Oct 2009
Unknown
Rover come Over Humor Poem

"Rover come Over" (Humor)The affection a dog has for it's owner....

Unknown4322Sep 2009Sep 2009
Unknown
Hey Cowboy Hold Your Horse Poem

Hey, Cowboy! Hold Your Horse!I wrote it today, and responce was received shortly after, it made me laugh till tears!...

Unknown3,45614Sep 2009Sep 2009
Unknown
Were you aware of this awareness day Poem

Were you aware of this awareness day?I was in the grocery store and over the loud speaker I was invited to join in the activities of osteoperosis awareness day. Not to make light of osteo...

Unknown4350Sep 2009
The Pollenation of War humorous but read angrily Poem

The Pollenation of War (humorous,but read angrily)I trust you all will find the humor in this on your own and not call me anti-semetic....though, that would be classic!...

Unknown4620Sep 2009
The question I forgot to ask ode to possibility Poem

The question I forgot to ask (ode to possibility)Hmmm about this poem, I just sat down and wrote.I am one who questions everything, who disects everything and only to find that there is so much beaut...

Unknown3783Sep 2009Sep 2009
Unknown
Mushy Guy Fun O Poem

Mushy Guy!!!!! : Fun :OOh, darling, I love you Oh, my Juliet, I love you Oh, Mom, I love you Oh, Dad,I love you Oh, my friends,I love you Oh, sky,I love you Oh, tree,I...

Unknown3722Sep 2009Sep 2009
Unknown
I met you in my dreams part one Poem

I met you in my dreams (part one)Sorry it is so long and in 2 parts.It started as a romantic poem but after 2 lines my wicked sence of humour took over and I could not stop writing.I...

Unknown3951Sep 2009Sep 2009
Unknown
I met you in my dreams part two Poem

I met you in my dreams (part two)As I have said in part one sorry it is so long.Still hope it brings a smile to your face...

Unknown6362Sep 2009Sep 2009
Unknown
Moses Rod Poem

Moses’ Rod!Hi God I am Moses’ Rod He used me to prod Your men into giving you a nod Unfortunately, now I’ve lost my prophet-bod Please send him my greeting...

Unknown3500Sep 2009
Good Girl Poem

Good GirlIt is a little hazy The girl is like an English daisy She is interested in "The Maid Turned Mistress" by Battista Pergolesi...

Unknown3260Sep 2009
Two many mirrors Poem

Two many mirrorsToo many mirrors. Continuing with the fun theme....

boyshchrm64508Sep 2009Sep 2009
boyshchrm6
CDB Poem

~C~D~B~Hmmm. lol :) whats it say? A little funny for the day:)...

Bentlee80613Sep 2009Sep 2009
Bentlee
A Bunch of Bad Gals Wish to Duel Poem

A Bunch of Bad Gals Wish to Duel!I respect everybody and everybody's opinions but some childish manners of especially some gals spoil the joy. I hope you will criticise me when necess...

Unknown3110Sep 2009
My Miss Right Song Poem

My Miss Right SongIn this autumn breeze I’d like to breathe Even when my squeeze Goes on to sneeze In a to-the-bone freeze I’ll never say please “Cheese!” Cos...

Unknown3030Sep 2009
STRETCH Poem

STRETCHAh a little smile for the day cheers all :) Some fun with the honey do list:) lol....

Bentlee6096Sep 2009Sep 2009
Bentlee
Like Poem

LikeJust playing with words ... Like ... when you study a language and every word is so interesting. :-)...

wisemandy5721Jun 2009Sep 2009
Unknown
My friends family and a bike Poem

My friend’s family and a bikemany of the poeple is like my friend... may be you can take it as a joke...

sabeel6335Aug 2009Sep 2009
sabeel
Two Time Looser Poem

Two –Time LooserThis is written about some one that I was once married to lol...

spiritwalker4421Sep 2009Sep 2009
Unknown
Nittee the Gnat Poem

Nittee the GnatHa ha :) a bit a laugh eh :)...

Bentlee75910Aug 2009Aug 2009
Bentlee
Note Of Contempt Poem

Note Of ContemptOnly joking-it's just a bit of fun:-)...

sonofadam4682Jul 2009Aug 2009
sonofadam
Sone XX4 Poem

Sone XX4Inspirated by Shakespeare.......

Unknown2302Jun 2009Aug 2009
Unknown
Dodges Poem

Dodges PoemIt's just random...

Unknown3221Aug 2009Aug 2009
Bentlee
How Mean Was He Poem

How Mean Was He ?He’d peel an orange in his pocket...

Unknown4171Jun 2009Aug 2009
Unknown
Not quite sure Poem

Not quite sureNot quite sure Two beers needed to loosen the tongue Relax a bit to have some fun Rid the inhabitation that holds you back Gain the confidence...

Unknown4443Jul 2009Aug 2009
Unknown
Thomas Hardy And I am A Simple Poet Poem

Thomas Hardy, And I am A Simple PoetThomas Hardy, And I am A Simple Poet I have read Thomas Hardy though only just the once for fear that his style my style it would ensconse. His...

sonofadam4430Jul 2009
Buyer Of Vanity fair Poem

Buyer Of Vanity fairWe sleep in the boughs' of love! But reality so exceptional; Its called life; controller be time. Yet to find a life; we be to do thousands mist...

Unknown3911Jul 2009Jul 2009
Unknown
An Unofficial Guide To Bonny Scotland Poem

An Unofficial Guide To Bonny ScotlandAn Unofficial Guide To Bonny Scotland (section A1-compulsory tolls) When touring Scotland you must visit The Midgie Motel where The Magic Midgie...

sonofadam4400Jul 2009
money Poem

moneyi wrote this poem because a email i got here a doctor she said in her words a shrink why am i wasting my time writi...

Unknown5372Jul 2009Jul 2009
Unknown
The Debt Man Poem

The Debt ManThe Debt Man I found a begging letter lying behind my front door, just because I am a debtor the debt man asked for more. I tell the stupid deb...

sonofadam4200Jul 2009
Theft By Thought Poem

Theft By ThoughtTheft By Thought I daydream, a penny for my thoughts in fact they come in fits and stops! I think, only to see what I can find, though...

sonofadam4421Jun 2009Jun 2009
Unknown
What If Poem

What IfJust had a bored moment an is how the poem came about lolz....

Unknown4390Jun 2009
JohnRyan2004 Poem

JohnRyan2004There was a lad called John Ryan Who tought all the lassies looked fine He charmed them well Then rang on their bell But he got the wrong one this...

Unknown4281Jun 2009Jun 2009
Unknown
Shake My Soul Poem

Shake My SoulMay I just say, this was actually written as a funk song given to a friend who has a band. LOL..hope you all like it.....

Unknown5374Jun 2009Jun 2009
Unknown

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