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Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Last Comment |
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Damsel In DistressThere's hope ladies, there really are some 'knights' still out there !!... | Unknown | 365 | 6 | Oct 2009 | Oct 2009 Unknown |
God's Wonderful RailwayFor those of you who are unfamiliar with the British railway system, every winter, there are numerous delays officially due to "leaves on the line" or... | Juneau | 603 | 2 | Oct 2009 | Oct 2009 trurorob |
The Twelve Bottles of Te Bheag WhiskeySaw this one on the wall of a the hotel at Isleornsay on Skye, many years ago.... | Juneau | 3,123 | 3 | Oct 2009 | Oct 2009 Juneau |
haiku...lol#2 The grasshopper hops where to is a mystery to little old me.... | Unknown | 313 | 1 | Oct 2009 | Oct 2009 Unknown |
I Can Sing a (Colourblind) RainbowA fun little satire on the classic 1951 song "I Can Sing A Rainbow" by Arthur Hamilton. I wrote this as I am mildly colourblind and thought this wo... | Unknown | 321 | 7 | Sep 2009 | Oct 2009 Unknown |
"Rover come Over" (Humor)The affection a dog has for it's owner.... | Unknown | 432 | 2 | Sep 2009 | Sep 2009 Unknown |
Hey, Cowboy! Hold Your Horse!I wrote it today, and responce was received shortly after, it made me laugh till tears!... | Unknown | 3,456 | 14 | Sep 2009 | Sep 2009 Unknown |
Were you aware of this awareness day?I was in the grocery store and over the loud speaker I was invited to join in the activities of osteoperosis awareness day. Not to make light of osteo... | Unknown | 435 | 0 | Sep 2009 | |
The Pollenation of War (humorous,but read angrily)I trust you all will find the humor in this on your own and not call me anti-semetic....though, that would be classic!... | Unknown | 462 | 0 | Sep 2009 | |
The question I forgot to ask (ode to possibility)Hmmm about this poem, I just sat down and wrote.I am one who questions everything, who disects everything and only to find that there is so much beaut... | Unknown | 378 | 3 | Sep 2009 | Sep 2009 Unknown |
Mushy Guy!!!!! : Fun :OOh, darling, I love you Oh, my Juliet, I love you Oh, Mom, I love you Oh, Dad,I love you Oh, my friends,I love you Oh, sky,I love you Oh, tree,I... | Unknown | 372 | 2 | Sep 2009 | Sep 2009 Unknown |
I met you in my dreams (part one)Sorry it is so long and in 2 parts.It started as a romantic poem but after 2 lines my wicked sence of humour took over and I could not stop writing.I... | Unknown | 395 | 1 | Sep 2009 | Sep 2009 Unknown |
I met you in my dreams (part two)As I have said in part one sorry it is so long.Still hope it brings a smile to your face... | Unknown | 636 | 2 | Sep 2009 | Sep 2009 Unknown |
Moses’ Rod!Hi God I am Moses’ Rod He used me to prod Your men into giving you a nod Unfortunately, now I’ve lost my prophet-bod Please send him my greeting... | Unknown | 350 | 0 | Sep 2009 | |
Good GirlIt is a little hazy The girl is like an English daisy She is interested in "The Maid Turned Mistress" by Battista Pergolesi... | Unknown | 326 | 0 | Sep 2009 | |
Two many mirrorsToo many mirrors. Continuing with the fun theme.... | boyshchrm6 | 450 | 8 | Sep 2009 | Sep 2009 boyshchrm6 |
~C~D~B~Hmmm. lol :) whats it say? A little funny for the day:)... | Bentlee | 806 | 13 | Sep 2009 | Sep 2009 Bentlee |
A Bunch of Bad Gals Wish to Duel!I respect everybody and everybody's opinions but some childish manners of especially some gals spoil the joy. I hope you will criticise me when necess... | Unknown | 311 | 0 | Sep 2009 | |
My Miss Right SongIn this autumn breeze I’d like to breathe Even when my squeeze Goes on to sneeze In a to-the-bone freeze I’ll never say please “Cheese!” Cos... | Unknown | 303 | 0 | Sep 2009 | |
STRETCHAh a little smile for the day cheers all :) Some fun with the honey do list:) lol.... | Bentlee | 609 | 6 | Sep 2009 | Sep 2009 Bentlee |
LikeJust playing with words ... Like ... when you study a language and every word is so interesting. :-)... | wisemandy | 572 | 1 | Jun 2009 | Sep 2009 Unknown |
My friend’s family and a bikemany of the poeple is like my friend... may be you can take it as a joke... | sabeel | 633 | 5 | Aug 2009 | Sep 2009 sabeel |
Two –Time LooserThis is written about some one that I was once married to lol... | spiritwalker | 442 | 1 | Sep 2009 | Sep 2009 Unknown |
Nittee the GnatHa ha :) a bit a laugh eh :)... | Bentlee | 759 | 10 | Aug 2009 | Aug 2009 Bentlee |
Note Of ContemptOnly joking-it's just a bit of fun:-)... | sonofadam | 468 | 2 | Jul 2009 | Aug 2009 sonofadam |
Sone XX4Inspirated by Shakespeare....... | Unknown | 230 | 2 | Jun 2009 | Aug 2009 Unknown |
Dodges PoemIt's just random... | Unknown | 322 | 1 | Aug 2009 | Aug 2009 Bentlee |
How Mean Was He ?He’d peel an orange in his pocket... | Unknown | 417 | 1 | Jun 2009 | Aug 2009 Unknown |
Not quite sureNot quite sure Two beers needed to loosen the tongue Relax a bit to have some fun Rid the inhabitation that holds you back Gain the confidence... | Unknown | 444 | 3 | Jul 2009 | Aug 2009 Unknown |
Thomas Hardy, And I am A Simple PoetThomas Hardy, And I am A Simple Poet I have read Thomas Hardy though only just the once for fear that his style my style it would ensconse. His... | sonofadam | 443 | 0 | Jul 2009 | |
Buyer Of Vanity fairWe sleep in the boughs' of love! But reality so exceptional; Its called life; controller be time. Yet to find a life; we be to do thousands mist... | Unknown | 391 | 1 | Jul 2009 | Jul 2009 Unknown |
An Unofficial Guide To Bonny ScotlandAn Unofficial Guide To Bonny Scotland (section A1-compulsory tolls) When touring Scotland you must visit The Midgie Motel where The Magic Midgie... | sonofadam | 440 | 0 | Jul 2009 | |
moneyi wrote this poem because a email i got here a doctor she said in her words a shrink why am i wasting my time writi... | Unknown | 537 | 2 | Jul 2009 | Jul 2009 Unknown |
The Debt ManThe Debt Man I found a begging letter lying behind my front door, just because I am a debtor the debt man asked for more. I tell the stupid deb... | sonofadam | 420 | 0 | Jul 2009 | |
Theft By ThoughtTheft By Thought I daydream, a penny for my thoughts in fact they come in fits and stops! I think, only to see what I can find, though... | sonofadam | 442 | 1 | Jun 2009 | Jun 2009 Unknown |
What IfJust had a bored moment an is how the poem came about lolz.... | Unknown | 439 | 0 | Jun 2009 | |
JohnRyan2004There was a lad called John Ryan Who tought all the lassies looked fine He charmed them well Then rang on their bell But he got the wrong one this... | Unknown | 428 | 1 | Jun 2009 | Jun 2009 Unknown |
Shake My SoulMay I just say, this was actually written as a funk song given to a friend who has a band. LOL..hope you all like it..... | Unknown | 537 | 4 | Jun 2009 | Jun 2009 Unknown |
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