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simple Poem

simplepoems in silence sparse as winter branches leaving a few disheveled words without a script...

elo695242Nov 2017Nov 2017
lindsyjones
O Gee I guess Poem

O Gee, I guess...A friend from southern rock band asked me to write a quirky song that they could use as an icebreaker. Now they want more. LOL...

AnoniAmos4310Nov 2017Nov 2017
AnoniAmos
A Funny Story in Song Poem

A Funny Story in Song...Song/Artist in case you don’t know or forgot… The Night Chicago Died/Paper Lace; Photograph/Def Leppard; Sister Christian/Night Ranger; Centerfold/J....

AnoniAmos5330Nov 2017
NO MORE FREEBIRD Listen to Freebird as you sing along Poem

NO MORE FREEBIRD (Listen to Freebird as you sing along)There was a discussion on a band page about how entertainers are tired of being asked to sing Freebird while they are setting up. So I wrote... "Freeb...

AnoniAmos3650Nov 2017
The Gobbledoth Poem

The GobbledothThe Murray River is a large river in Australia....the town Murray Bridge is locally known as The Bridge.......

steve12231,0264Jun 2011Nov 2017
steve1223
MIRROR MIRROR ON THE WALL Poem

MIRROR MIRROR ON THE WALLShucks I turned the light back on!...

Buffybear4922Oct 2017Oct 2017
Redex
Scare the Ghost Poem

Scare the GhostWhen sticks brush against your window pane And moon peaks through mist and rain When shadows glide accross the walls And clinking chains dra...

cafetwo20106105Apr 2011Oct 2017
godsprincess
WHAT IS IN A NAME Poem

WHAT IS IN A NAMEJust some fun name places in Australia...

steve12236857Sep 2017Oct 2017
steve1223
Hurry Up Poem

Hurry UpNothing at all... :))))...

Yankee4you6873Jun 2012Oct 2017
Happychatty1
Hard times Poem

Hard timesLUV YA.....

cafetwo20101,12323Jul 2012Oct 2017
SCatlyn
Please nice lady Poem

Please nice ladyI could not help myself. After receiving about the tenth email today I had to let my humour run loose. One was from a woman from 'England' claiming to...

steve12237057Oct 2012Oct 2017
SCatlyn
Letter to Happygolucky4u Poem

Letter to Happygolucky4uI'm sorry Happygolucky4u that this ended up here but I passed it on to you as quickly as possible....

steve12236412Aug 2011Oct 2017
SCatlyn
My quantum lover Poem

My quantum loverIt's the weekend! Let's get some poetry up in the house..lol....

cafetwo20108947Sep 2012Oct 2017
lindsyjones
Mailmans Raingear Poem

Mailman's RaingearA soft gentle rain fell so had to keep my rain gear on. It looks so damn funny; the silly riding cape, the Harley biker chain, those little rubbe...

Yankee4you1,1031Apr 2011Sep 2017
Happychatty1
Women the handbag theory Poem

Women (the handbag theory)* Just a bit of satire on superficiality...

lovecanbereal65913Sep 2017Sep 2017
lovecanbereal
incorrigible Poem

incorrigibleI am no one I know you like me you aren't that good you know I'm a punk and you like when I don't give a f*ck about you and all your romance is...

eeejay4670Sep 2017
A Northumbrian Prayer Poem

A Northumbrian PrayerLight hearted banter....

Unknown9393Jan 2016Aug 2017
Unknown
cafetwo201070111Sep 2011Aug 2017
godsprincess
Gold Digger Poem

Gold Digger!uh..I'm gonna go with gold digger? lol...

cafetwo20106306Jun 2011Aug 2017
godsprincess
Crazy Joe Poem

Crazy JoeFor Granddad...

K_Ann_706038Aug 2017Aug 2017
K_Ann_70
Jeeves Poem

JeevesJeeves of course was the butler....

Macduff55034Aug 2017Aug 2017
K_Ann_70
That Kind of Day Poem

That Kind of DayBecause every now and again, it's like that....

K_Ann_705112Aug 2017Aug 2017
K_Ann_70
Pretty Happy Poem

Pretty HappyI'm bored....

K_Ann_705372Aug 2017Aug 2017
K_Ann_70
IRREPARABLE Poem

IRREPARABLESome things can't be repaired! It came to mind....... I detest politics! tweaked 11/30/17...

lookn2share5141Jul 2017Jul 2017
lookn2share
Vote me this September Poem

Vote me this SeptemberElection time here....

Oceanzest4936Jul 2017Jul 2017
K_Ann_70
Rodney Dangerfield quotes Poem

Rodney Dangerfield quotesyes its freezing here, some classics from Rodney Dangerfield to cheer us up....

Oceanzest6670Jul 2017Jul 2017
godsprincess
Words Arent Enough Poem

Words Aren't EnoughThe old saying action speaks louder than words. Oh yeah!...

DaytonaDude56813Feb 2014Jun 2017
sophiasummer
Lovley Lights Poem

Lovley LightsAnts are so cool....

sophiasummer4952Jun 2017Jun 2017
Oceanzest
Macri gato Poem

Macri gatoPresident Macri is a cat...

Unknown2630May 2017
a minute as a cricket Poem

a minute as a cricketLol why not eh. Cheers all....

Bentlee7872Jul 2009May 2017
Unknown
Dear Deer Poem

Dear DeerI spend 10 years writing this poem...

Paxtecum3801Apr 2017Apr 2017
nonsmoker
THAT BOOK YOU STOLE Poem

THAT BOOK YOU STOLEFound in 1924 Algebras text book. Author unknown....

rusticbink7952Apr 2015Apr 2017
rusticbink
Unknown3672Apr 2017Apr 2017
Unknown
Are you insane Check yes no Poem

Are you insane? Check yes/ noA lil fun on Monday night? Can't take ourselves to seriously can we?...

cafetwo20101,03523May 2016Apr 2017
cafetwo2010
Alien Poem

AlienA tribute to every sci-fi movie I ever saw. lol...

cafetwo20101,0366Sep 2010Apr 2017
godsprincess
cafetwo20106842Nov 2016Apr 2017
cafetwo2010
Broken Man Poem

Broken ManMen and their cars!!, the great compensator, I wrote this about four years ago, it still makes me smile. We used to have a funny night on here, those...

trurorob2,16547Apr 2014Apr 2017
trurorob
A Fairy Tale Poem

A Fairy TaleI love fairy tales especially with a happy ending....

Macduff54715Mar 2017Mar 2017
southmiami4321
Kato Had Some Playdough Poem

Kato Had Some PlaydoughKato had some playdough He made a pink panther And took him to his school All the kids gathered around Made a happy sound They thought pink pan...

EyeLook4U3860Mar 2017
Tom Fiddlebox Poem

Tom FiddleboxMy name is Tom Fiddlebox, I have lost my colored socks. I married a fox, But she turned out to be an ox. My name is Tom Fiddlebox, I work on brok...

Tristrial833320Mar 2017
Neighbor Ned Poem

Neighbor NedI have a neighbor I'll just call him neighbor ned When I was seven or eight he hit me over the head It was a short 2by4 but tap tap tap went neighb...

EyeLook4U3080Mar 2017
Always Like That Poem

Always Like ThatAlways like that That's what they say about him But why do they get so mad Oh were they always like that Just what has he done Has he hurt any...

EyeLook4U3620Mar 2017

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