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Are you insane? Check yes/ noA lil fun on Monday night? Can't take ourselves to seriously can we?... | cafetwo2010 | 1,034 | 23 | May 2016 | Apr 2017 cafetwo2010 |
AlienA tribute to every sci-fi movie I ever saw. lol... | cafetwo2010 | 1,035 | 6 | Sep 2010 | Apr 2017 godsprincess |
bY My nAMe Of m y P rofIle%..(?) Lol.Scam Master! Lol.... | cafetwo2010 | 681 | 2 | Nov 2016 | Apr 2017 cafetwo2010 |
Broken ManMen and their cars!!, the great compensator, I wrote this about four years ago, it still makes me smile. We used to have a funny night on here, those... | trurorob | 2,159 | 47 | Apr 2014 | Apr 2017 trurorob |
A Fairy TaleI love fairy tales especially with a happy ending.... | Macduff5 | 465 | 5 | Mar 2017 | Mar 2017 southmiami4321 |
Kato Had Some PlaydoughKato had some playdough He made a pink panther And took him to his school All the kids gathered around Made a happy sound They thought pink pan... | EyeLook4U | 385 | 0 | Mar 2017 | |
Tom FiddleboxMy name is Tom Fiddlebox, I have lost my colored socks. I married a fox, But she turned out to be an ox. My name is Tom Fiddlebox, I work on brok... | Tristrial83 | 330 | 0 | Mar 2017 | |
Neighbor NedI have a neighbor I'll just call him neighbor ned When I was seven or eight he hit me over the head It was a short 2by4 but tap tap tap went neighb... | EyeLook4U | 304 | 0 | Mar 2017 | |
Always Like ThatAlways like that That's what they say about him But why do they get so mad Oh were they always like that Just what has he done Has he hurt any... | EyeLook4U | 360 | 0 | Mar 2017 | |
Two StrikesLong ago I sent lara croft a friend request on face book I got turned down Long ago I dedicated a song to her at karaoke It was called ocean front... | EyeLook4U | 372 | 0 | Mar 2017 | |
Ticker Tape ParadeTick me off again And see the flare of my pen Once I could say naught Now I can say and not be caught So it's up to you gang up on the side you... | EyeLook4U | 347 | 0 | Mar 2017 | |
Really Big TroubleSometimes I write good sometimes I write bad No it goes this way Sometimes I write bad sometimes I write awful Sometimes I write crazy sometimes I... | EyeLook4U | 341 | 0 | Mar 2017 | |
Doghouse LetterHe got a doghouse letter From the half that is better Now sparky's on a chain Pretending to be tame What did he do he doesn't have a clue So fo... | EyeLook4U | 390 | 0 | Mar 2017 | Mar 2017 PlainoldJane |
I Don't Like RapPlay games with me and I play them back Sounds like a rap song And I don't like that I don't like rap No I don't like rap Hey I don't like rap... | EyeLook4U | 401 | 2 | Mar 2017 | Mar 2017 EyeLook4U |
Noem Wrote A PoemHis name was noem He wrote a poem His clothes were tattered He had to sewem When he walked down the road People asked where was he goem I'm go... | EyeLook4U | 491 | 0 | Mar 2017 | |
Taste a womanOh, for heavens sake. What's it take to get a date on Saturday night? Somebody needs to get some pizza up in this joint! Lol It's all in good fun.... | cafetwo2010 | 623 | 9 | Oct 2016 | Mar 2017 cafetwo2010 |
PurplePurple is a color Liked by woman and by man It's used to name a rock band I'm a big deep purple fan Some singers sing of purple rain Some movie... | Taz0274 | 392 | 3 | Feb 2017 | Mar 2017 Purpledragon64 |
Maine is good for snow, and dogs.....I wrote this poem being silly, and stewpid.......... | danny19702 | 320 | 0 | Feb 2017 | |
Art of war VICome. listen while i melt your ear. Like sweet honey down your neck. Pooling on clavicle. Dripping down bosom and chest Sultry thick steam. P... | Odysseus_own | 352 | - | Feb 2017 | |
YoutubeThere are a ton of really good videos on youtube. Just about every song ever made can be found there. Some of my favorite comedians like Dave Chapel... | mcradloff | 713 | 6 | May 2013 | Feb 2017 lovecanbereal |
How I came to write poetryLol or what?... | cafetwo2010 | 752 | 24 | Apr 2013 | Feb 2017 lovecanbereal |
The Nothing PoemOk, cut me some slack..I'm off work today..lol.... | cafetwo2010 | 1,042 | 15 | Jan 2012 | Feb 2017 lindsyjones |
Meek millWhy feed her red lobster when you got the dollar menu .... | Hickman28 | 318 | 0 | Feb 2017 | |
CA LuPaWhy is ever girl on this site like fifty or more. Is there any mid age women like twenty or even thirtys on this site let me know if you would like to... | Hickman28 | 337 | 0 | Feb 2017 | |
SweetGirl you so sweet I would maybe like to meet. I hope you like KFC that's the place to be so think about it girl so I can sweep you off your feet.... | Hickman28 | 377 | 0 | Feb 2017 | |
A drunkards poemROs eS aRe rrED AN D veeletts ;¿ R bLoW P e GG y arE purdey.(» ANd Sew R Su e...to for 2 b e Sue U 2 . IS A BJump Into blu... | cafetwo2010 | 747 | 17 | Mar 2014 | Feb 2017 cafetwo2010 |
The only DiamondThe only diamond in the world that no one knew it... | Unknown | 355 | 2 | Jan 2017 | Jan 2017 Unknown |
Welcome 2017!2017. It's all for humour, so dun take it seriously :)... | MarkZ1998 | 316 | 0 | Jan 2017 | |
I Remember The First time It Happened..I thought this was too good not to share.... | Mizzy4 | 725 | 8 | Jan 2014 | Dec 2016 Macduff5 |
"Merry Christmas to all"Happiness overflows on this wonderful day!... | Unknown | 543 | 10 | Dec 2016 | Dec 2016 cafetwo2010 |
Extremelyparticularly fond maternal affection once offered... | Unknown | 275 | 0 | Dec 2016 | |
Press# 1 if you are looking for..There it is ladies! It doesn't get any better than this. We feel blessed to offer you our finest selection of potential male companions. Come to our... | cafetwo2010 | 682 | 2 | Dec 2016 | Dec 2016 cafetwo2010 |
Can you help me? I have Amnesia..Lol. I simply can't remember. Cafe... | cafetwo2010 | 637 | 22 | Dec 2016 | Dec 2016 cafetwo2010 |
My ideal womanOk..So I don't actually wear green socks..There is a point I won't cross.lol... | cafetwo2010 | 1,236 | 12 | Apr 2012 | Dec 2016 cafetwo2010 |
What is a soulmate? Lol.The difinitive guide to soulmates ----------------------------------------------------------- 1. A soulmate is a woman who saw me standing on the s... | cafetwo2010 | 421 | 0 | Nov 2016 | |
GUILTY?!Guilty? Don’t sweat it. Its nothing to loose sleep over. Your not to bad. Their are alot of people in the same boat, irregardless of what you may thin... | marikia | 742 | 4 | Oct 2011 | Nov 2016 greetingmyfriend |
CS women have treated us guys unfairly..Ok guys listen up. It's high time we group Together and make a Battle plan if we are going to survive the Feline tribe.. I've sent scouts into... | cafetwo2010 | 562 | 4 | Nov 2016 | Nov 2016 cafetwo2010 |
The "Cat" in the Hata bit of 60s nostalgia, plucking away at my 12 string this morning... | sophiasummer | 621 | 4 | May 2013 | Nov 2016 AmberGlow |
The Emoticon's Are Coming!I couldn't believe my eyes when I opened my back door! Accross the field they came running Mabey a thousand or more! There was Teddy Bear th... | cafetwo2010 | 668 | 10 | May 2011 | Nov 2016 cafetwo2010 |
HeadlinersTired of the same old boring headlines we read in the newspapers everyday? Well, let not your heart be troubled. Here is a short list of possible h... | cafetwo2010 | 524 | 8 | Oct 2016 | Nov 2016 cafetwo2010 |
A mortician's love poem.. LolIt's obvious that most women in the world will be swooning over this passionate overture of undying love. What can I say? Some guys just got it goi... | cafetwo2010 | 515 | 0 | Nov 2016 | |
DO NOT REPRODUCE WITHOUT AUTHORS PERMISSION!Boo!!!!!!!... | cafetwo2010 | 684 | 9 | Aug 2011 | Nov 2016 godsprincess |
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