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A Bag of Monkeys Poem

A Bag of MonkeysPlease note: (*) A "monkey" is racetrack/racing slang for $500= so obviously these are not "actual" monkeys - merely metaphorical...

lovecanbereal1,2116Jan 2016Aug 2016
lovecanbereal
The rain is falling Poem

The rain is falling...It is still raining ...my mind is sleepy so a whacky ,tacky poem I present you all...dogmy raining catday ... Smile I know are reading and laughing !...

morgen902101,55921Aug 2012Aug 2016
morgen90210
ODE TO A WASP Poem

ODE TO A WASPWasps bastards with wings...

ManicCC9070Aug 2016
Unsanitary Blindness Poem

Unsanitary BlindnessA tank full of water, a bowl filled with pee, I drank from the toilet and now I can't see....

SchylerSilvey6280Jul 2016
riddle Poem

riddleI am a handle to hold what the mind enfolds soft in a lovers ear or quiet as a mothers tear i can draw you close or make you run in fear I can be...

elo695881Jun 2016Jun 2016
mcradloff
All to myself Poem

All to myself .I love my bed....

Topkaz4529Jun 2016Jun 2016
Topkaz
LOVE ON THE NET Poem

LOVE ON THE NET?!A tongue-in-cheek novelty ode/song about my experience on dating sites thus far- not to be taken to heart or TOO seriously, though the experience ive...

Ronnie7797502Jun 2016Jun 2016
godsprincess
Im new on this site Poem

I'm new on this siteOMG! When will all the scammers I get take a day off! Lol....

cafetwo20107193Jun 2016Jun 2016
cafetwo2010
ManicCC6450Jun 2016
Mystic Meg Poem

Mystic MegJust a little poem about mystic Meg .hahaha ....

Topkaz5121May 2016May 2016
nonsmoker
As Ancient as Macintosh Poem

As Ancient as MacintoshA bard as Ancient as Macintosh... The night wears a satin black, with countless poker dots diamonds, And in the morning sky, change into a sil...

morgen902107276May 2016May 2016
morgen90210
Mens insanity survey Poem

Mens insanity surveySit back ladies. Break out the popcorn and soda, (or whatever you've been smoking,) and contemplate this difinitive survey on the insanity of men....

cafetwo20107958May 2016May 2016
marikia
Of Poetry in the First Person Poem

Of Poetry in the "First Person"."I" hope the "fun police" never confiscate my "poetic license!"...

lovecanbereal1,1383Apr 2016Apr 2016
lovecanbereal
The Easter Bunny Poem

The Easter BunnyHOPPY EASTER! Hugz, Pink...

pinksdejavu7071Mar 2016Mar 2016
godsprincess
Abe and the girls Poem

Abe and the girlsAnother bible classic...

ladygwen1238304Mar 2016Mar 2016
ladygwen123
pink Poem

pink...Just having fun! Take care. Blessings, Pink....

pinksdejavu8504Feb 2016Feb 2016
galaxyzen
We are not SPARTANS Poem

We are not SPARTANSCan't think of a better title...

morgen902108032Feb 2016Feb 2016
morgen90210
Do not leave without a comment Poem

Do not leave without a commentDo not write a poem, when silent speak in silence. Do not feed the demons, biscuits and watermelons. Do not say to sitting ducks, that they'r...

morgen902101,48621Sep 2015Feb 2016
morgen90210
My Cat Snores Poem

My Cat Snores!My cat, Tordi Boo is the first cat I have ever heard snore. You have to hear her to get a good laugh. Days come when I'm doubled in half. Thanks. Have...

pinksdejavu8798Jan 2016Feb 2016
pinksdejavu
Monsters Under The Bed Poem

Monsters Under The BedHaving a little fun. Hope you like. Thanks! Hugz, Pink...

pinksdejavu7552Jan 2016Jan 2016
Abby1963
Drink it all away Poem

Drink it all awayLil song I wrote......

madtat291,1215Nov 2015Jan 2016
madtat29
Tamatoes Poem

Tamatoesjust for laughs...

louisa140804641Jan 2016Jan 2016
Suki1973
like I do not like Poem

like & I do not likeI do not like like & I do not lik...

jarred11,1490Jan 2016
Haiku 1 Poem

Haiku-1summer's day sunny tranquil garden cat's crap on my foot heeeere kitty kitty kitty.........

lostabone6990Dec 2015
With a little Humor Poem

With a little Humor...Her legs are not so ) ( also not so ( ) but so !! Don't leave a comment!...

MotorMouse4590Dec 2015
Your Dog Poem

Your DogThis expresses my frustration with neighbourhood barkers, as boorish as their owners!(Yours excluded of course!). But this is a lovers tiff and Gus i...

jockboy616610Nov 2015
You do my head in Poem

You do my head inBased on my lovers experience and an age old problem...

jockboy619150Nov 2015
SPORT Poem

SPORTFrustration at the one eyed nature of Australian sports broadcasters takes Parochialism to dizzying heights! O dear I could have included this! How ca...

jockboy616590Nov 2015
cafetwo20101,23827Jan 2012Nov 2015
godsprincess
P S PU Poem

P.S.PUI was writing her a letter the other day Thinking so hard on what to say Roses are red and violets are blue There's a skunk in the garden, p.s.pu...

EyeLook4U8810Nov 2015
Crossing Over One Mans Escape From Amish Life Poem

Crossing Over : One Man's Escape From Amish LifeA parody of a book I started to read called Crossing Over: One Woman's Escape from Amish Life by Ruth Irene Garrett....

mcradloff9800Nov 2015
The Princess and the Knave Poem

The Princess and the KnaveThis poem was inspired by a song from a very famous artist. See can you guess the song or the artist....

colinmatts6961Feb 2010Nov 2015
jazzy75
Anchored Poem

Anchored.Good day Mr Drew How do you do? I'm still feeling oddly From thinking of your body  Oh me! oh my! Mr Andrew sir What a big anchor  You have h...

Unknown4661Jul 2015Oct 2015
Unknown
Fish guts Poem

Fish gutsDrunken bloody puke up Over the side Someone yells he’s burlin’ up On this bloody boat ride Who organized the pecks paste sangers On this fishing...

Unknown7360Oct 2015
Tardis Scene 2 Poem

Tardis (Scene 2)Off again, missed the grab!...

sophiasummer7960Oct 2015
Tardis Scene 1 Poem

Tardis (Scene 1)Off again!...

sophiasummer8030Oct 2015
Zombie Love Poem

Zombie LoveShe's ripping my heart out Tearing at my guts Call it zombie love Our clothes are all torn and tattered To bathe or not doesn't seem to matter...

EyeLook4U7930Sep 2015

ALIVE AT 65I pray that I came through with Socrates suggestion. I am turning 65 on July 11th....

godsprincess1,61731Jul 2015Sep 2015
cafetwo2010
Humor under an apple tree Poem

Humor under an apple tree!Humor can be found in even a tragedy, I think?...

ladygwen1239292Sep 2015Sep 2015
ladygwen123
Humor under an apple tree Poem

Humor under an apple tree!Humor can be found in even a tragedy, I think?...

ladygwen1236970Sep 2015
Fred the Pig Poem

Fred the PigThere once was a pig named Fred who sadly it has to be said was a tad overweight and couldn't fit through the gate so spent all his days in his be...

Retsina_0077192Aug 2015Aug 2015
godsprincess
Nowhere Poem

Nowhererunning in circles going nowhere fast round and round I won't last Spinning my wheels like a clock times my enemy tick, tick tock To m...

joey6293754Aug 2015Aug 2015
joey629

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