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A Bag of MonkeysPlease note: (*) A "monkey" is racetrack/racing slang for $500= so obviously these are not "actual" monkeys - merely metaphorical... | lovecanbereal | 1,211 | 6 | Jan 2016 | Aug 2016 lovecanbereal |
The rain is falling...It is still raining ...my mind is sleepy so a whacky ,tacky poem I present you all...dogmy raining catday ... Smile I know are reading and laughing !... | morgen90210 | 1,559 | 21 | Aug 2012 | Aug 2016 morgen90210 |
ODE TO A WASPWasps bastards with wings... | ManicCC | 907 | 0 | Aug 2016 | |
Unsanitary BlindnessA tank full of water, a bowl filled with pee, I drank from the toilet and now I can't see.... | SchylerSilvey | 628 | 0 | Jul 2016 | |
riddleI am a handle to hold what the mind enfolds soft in a lovers ear or quiet as a mothers tear i can draw you close or make you run in fear I can be... | elo69 | 588 | 1 | Jun 2016 | Jun 2016 mcradloff |
All to myself .I love my bed.... | Topkaz | 452 | 9 | Jun 2016 | Jun 2016 Topkaz |
LOVE ON THE NET?!A tongue-in-cheek novelty ode/song about my experience on dating sites thus far- not to be taken to heart or TOO seriously, though the experience ive... | Ronnie779 | 750 | 2 | Jun 2016 | Jun 2016 godsprincess |
I'm new on this siteOMG! When will all the scammers I get take a day off! Lol.... | cafetwo2010 | 719 | 3 | Jun 2016 | Jun 2016 cafetwo2010 |
Transatlantic Translation FailureNo comment ;)... | ManicCC | 645 | 0 | Jun 2016 | |
Mystic MegJust a little poem about mystic Meg .hahaha .... | Topkaz | 512 | 1 | May 2016 | May 2016 nonsmoker |
As Ancient as MacintoshA bard as Ancient as Macintosh... The night wears a satin black, with countless poker dots diamonds, And in the morning sky, change into a sil... | morgen90210 | 727 | 6 | May 2016 | May 2016 morgen90210 |
Mens insanity surveySit back ladies. Break out the popcorn and soda, (or whatever you've been smoking,) and contemplate this difinitive survey on the insanity of men.... | cafetwo2010 | 795 | 8 | May 2016 | May 2016 marikia |
Of Poetry in the "First Person"."I" hope the "fun police" never confiscate my "poetic license!"... | lovecanbereal | 1,138 | 3 | Apr 2016 | Apr 2016 lovecanbereal |
The Easter BunnyHOPPY EASTER! Hugz, Pink... | pinksdejavu | 707 | 1 | Mar 2016 | Mar 2016 godsprincess |
Abe and the girlsAnother bible classic... | ladygwen123 | 830 | 4 | Mar 2016 | Mar 2016 ladygwen123 |
pink...Just having fun! Take care. Blessings, Pink.... | pinksdejavu | 850 | 4 | Feb 2016 | Feb 2016 galaxyzen |
We are not SPARTANSCan't think of a better title... | morgen90210 | 803 | 2 | Feb 2016 | Feb 2016 morgen90210 |
Do not leave without a commentDo not write a poem, when silent speak in silence. Do not feed the demons, biscuits and watermelons. Do not say to sitting ducks, that they'r... | morgen90210 | 1,486 | 21 | Sep 2015 | Feb 2016 morgen90210 |
My Cat Snores!My cat, Tordi Boo is the first cat I have ever heard snore. You have to hear her to get a good laugh. Days come when I'm doubled in half. Thanks. Have... | pinksdejavu | 879 | 8 | Jan 2016 | Feb 2016 pinksdejavu |
Monsters Under The BedHaving a little fun. Hope you like. Thanks! Hugz, Pink... | pinksdejavu | 755 | 2 | Jan 2016 | Jan 2016 Abby1963 |
Drink it all awayLil song I wrote...... | madtat29 | 1,121 | 5 | Nov 2015 | Jan 2016 madtat29 |
Tamatoesjust for laughs... | louisa14080 | 464 | 1 | Jan 2016 | Jan 2016 Suki1973 |
like & I do not likeI do not like like & I do not lik... | jarred1 | 1,149 | 0 | Jan 2016 | |
Haiku-1summer's day sunny tranquil garden cat's crap on my foot heeeere kitty kitty kitty......... | lostabone | 699 | 0 | Dec 2015 | |
With a little Humor...Her legs are not so ) ( also not so ( ) but so !! Don't leave a comment!... | MotorMouse | 459 | 0 | Dec 2015 | |
Your DogThis expresses my frustration with neighbourhood barkers, as boorish as their owners!(Yours excluded of course!). But this is a lovers tiff and Gus i... | jockboy61 | 661 | 0 | Nov 2015 | |
You do my head inBased on my lovers experience and an age old problem... | jockboy61 | 915 | 0 | Nov 2015 | |
SPORTFrustration at the one eyed nature of Australian sports broadcasters takes Parochialism to dizzying heights! O dear I could have included this! How ca... | jockboy61 | 659 | 0 | Nov 2015 | |
2012.. It's Apocalyptic!!Uh..lol... | cafetwo2010 | 1,238 | 27 | Jan 2012 | Nov 2015 godsprincess |
P.S.PUI was writing her a letter the other day Thinking so hard on what to say Roses are red and violets are blue There's a skunk in the garden, p.s.pu... | EyeLook4U | 881 | 0 | Nov 2015 | |
Crossing Over : One Man's Escape From Amish LifeA parody of a book I started to read called Crossing Over: One Woman's Escape from Amish Life by Ruth Irene Garrett.... | mcradloff | 980 | 0 | Nov 2015 | |
The Princess and the KnaveThis poem was inspired by a song from a very famous artist. See can you guess the song or the artist.... | colinmatts | 696 | 1 | Feb 2010 | Nov 2015 jazzy75 |
Anchored.Good day Mr Drew How do you do? I'm still feeling oddly From thinking of your body Oh me! oh my! Mr Andrew sir What a big anchor You have h... | Unknown | 466 | 1 | Jul 2015 | Oct 2015 Unknown |
Fish gutsDrunken bloody puke up Over the side Someone yells he’s burlin’ up On this bloody boat ride Who organized the pecks paste sangers On this fishing... | Unknown | 736 | 0 | Oct 2015 | |
Tardis (Scene 2)Off again, missed the grab!... | sophiasummer | 796 | 0 | Oct 2015 | |
Tardis (Scene 1)Off again!... | sophiasummer | 803 | 0 | Oct 2015 | |
Zombie LoveShe's ripping my heart out Tearing at my guts Call it zombie love Our clothes are all torn and tattered To bathe or not doesn't seem to matter... | EyeLook4U | 793 | 0 | Sep 2015 | |
ALIVE AT 65I pray that I came through with Socrates suggestion. I am turning 65 on July 11th.... | godsprincess | 1,617 | 31 | Jul 2015 | Sep 2015 cafetwo2010 |
Humor under an apple tree!Humor can be found in even a tragedy, I think?... | ladygwen123 | 929 | 2 | Sep 2015 | Sep 2015 ladygwen123 |
Humor under an apple tree!Humor can be found in even a tragedy, I think?... | ladygwen123 | 697 | 0 | Sep 2015 | |
Fred the PigThere once was a pig named Fred who sadly it has to be said was a tad overweight and couldn't fit through the gate so spent all his days in his be... | Retsina_007 | 719 | 2 | Aug 2015 | Aug 2015 godsprincess |
Nowhererunning in circles going nowhere fast round and round I won't last Spinning my wheels like a clock times my enemy tick, tick tock To m... | joey629 | 375 | 4 | Aug 2015 | Aug 2015 joey629 |
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