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Limerick Poems (122)

Limerick is a rhymed humorous, and or nonsense poem of five lines. Here is a list of Limerick Poems written by members. Read poetry, post your own poems or comments. Poems on these pages are copyrighted © by the authors who entered them. Click here to post a poem.

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Leaving The Merry Go Round Poem

Leaving The Merry-Go-RoundThis just came to mind as I woke up this morning, contemplating life in general. I don´t know much about poetry, but it came out more or less as a li...

AI_198423411Mar 15May 29
AI_1984
Ten Little Boyfriends Poem

Ten Little BoyfriendsJust a fun poem based on TEN LITTLE INDIANS....

JoyCrest2094Apr 26May 19
Candylane
Tale of a woman Poem

Tale of a womanSo let me take the time to tell quite a tale It’s a tale of a girl, a woman, a wonderful female What makes her so awesome, is this what you ask?...

Idsignbldgsdad771341May 2019May 2019
daniela777
Ecky Thump And Micky Dripping Poem

Ecky Thump And Micky DrippingA little witty ditty !...

Happychatty137410Nov 2018Dec 2018
Happychatty1
Magical Fingers Poem

~ Magical Fingers ~~ It's cuddling time ~ Lol...

JimEee1954Dec 2018Dec 2018
JimEee
The Suitor Poem

The SuitorA little fairy tale :-) It's not a limerick, but I couldn't think which style fitted...pantoum, ghazal...what on earth are those?!...

MerryOars3344Mar 2018Mar 2018
MerryOars
The Suitor take two Poem

The Suitor (take two)Did a bit of tinkering!...

MerryOars3175Mar 2018Mar 2018
justjohnny1
Love Potion Poem

Love-PotionThis is a limerick and I wanted to express how divine relationships are and the love which flows in it.I used potion to capture the flow....

Ann32love2210Oct 2017
Thank You Poem

Thank You :)My little world :)...

Happychatty14409Oct 2017Oct 2017
Happychatty1
SUCCUBUS Poem

SUCCUBUSVia your heart, I tear through your soul. I feed on your pain to thrive in the cold. The heartfelt and loyal, defied by the bold. I am love's leach...

SchylerSilvey4961Nov 2016Nov 2016
cafetwo2010
My true love forever Poem

My true love foreverIts about just always being caring and loving my girl. And I would do anything to make her day brighter. And if she were sick I would do anything to m...

Unknown3950Nov 2016
Unsanitary Blindness Poem

Unsanitary BlindnessA tank full of water, a bowl filled with pee, I drank from the toilet and now I can't see....

SchylerSilvey4400Jul 2016
Fred the Pig Poem

Fred the PigThere once was a pig named Fred who sadly it has to be said was a tad overweight and couldn't fit through the gate so spent all his days in his be...

Retsina_0074852Aug 2015Aug 2015
godsprincess
Summer Poem

SummerJust a thought...

48jojo3776Aug 2015Aug 2015
48jojo
Drifting Away Poem

Drifting Away.......wave after wave seasons change an the winters fade into the summer sky's ,where the seagulls fly an there hunger cry's like dreamers from a different...

honeybear30001,0268Apr 2015Apr 2015
socrates44
Frozen Poem

FrozenToday is one of my beautiful daughters birthday and I wanted to share the Disney "Frozen" birthday I sent to her. I was not able to get the link to c...

ImagineLove65314Dec 2014Dec 2014
beautifulyou
Santa A Limerick Poem

Santa --- A Limericknot seeing much Christmas Spirit yet here On Poetry Soup it abounds. Come on folks let it rip lol...

shadow195071816Dec 2014Dec 2014
shadow1950
Turkey Poem

TurkeyTurkey, Tom Turkey displayed on the table come all and eat me if your able Come and taste my breast of tender white and enjoy my meal with d...

48jojo3692Nov 2014Nov 2014
mcradloff
Dank Pants Poem

Dank PantsA fisherman sat with line all lank perched on crooked stool that soon sank backside now all mud covered his face an embarrassed red off home he we...

shadow19506460Nov 2014
The Blondes Timeless Clue limerick Poem

The Blonde's 'Timeless' Clue (limerick)"...yesterday at 2!"(a.m.that is) Thinking how it's said the "official" time change occurs at 2 a.m., and jokes about getting up at 2 a.m. just to ch...

SCatlyn1,05224Mar 2011Oct 2014
SCatlyn
Mine to Keep Poem

Mine to KeepTragedies and disappointments of life...

oressie1235991Oct 2014Oct 2014
Bajanshay
so good Poem

so goodSO IS WANT EVER U THINK IT ?...

lostluv20002920Aug 2014
Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity Poem

Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of InsanityI found this going through my old files. Evidently I needed this brevity when I was in the "corporate" world! It was written by Ravi Bhavnani who cert...

ImagineLove39511Jul 2014Aug 2014
postneoludite
Won A Poetry Contest ELVIS THE PIZZA MAN Poem

Won A Poetry Contest/ ELVIS THE PIZZA MAN©I write poetry when the mood strikes me. I love comedy and this poem has won several awards... I love it myself. Love the meter. i also write books...

cambridgemiss4056Jul 2014Jul 2014
cafetwo2010
Mistaken Identity Poem

Mistaken IdentityDown around ankles were his trousers as he caressed her he said wowzers finding there no lady it was all so shady as he always seemed to pick pose...

shadow19507603Jun 2014Jun 2014
candykid
The Horse from the Course challenge Poem

The Horse from the Course (challenge)Hmm... use this box to tell about your poem- What it's about - a limerick(I think- it says a limerick can be a nonsense poem of 5 lines) why I wrot...

SCatlyn1,34729Jan 2011May 2014
SCatlyn
Bill Limerick Poem

Bill-----LimerickThere was a love bird named Bill he liked to sun on the sill himself admiring he was so charming until he had a big spill...

shadow19504785Jan 2014Apr 2014
darkhorse555
Very silly poem number 1 Poem

Very silly poem, number 1There once was a girl from Glamorgan Who went on a site to find more men, But when she got there They had nasal hair, So now she's a lesbi...

jac37953811May 2010Jan 2014
studecar
SIMPLE SIMON Poem

SIMPLE SIMONtaking liberty on an old rhyme...

studecar6523Oct 2013Oct 2013
rapturecapture
who knows Poem

who knowswho knows...

maginicholi19862371Aug 2013Aug 2013
ChristinDew
LIFE Poem

LIFEITS TIME TO LAUFH AND NOT TO CRY ,ITS TIME TO Live AND NOT TO DIE ITS TIME TO THINK OF THE WORLD WE LIVE IN ,ITS TIME TO START GIVEING ,ITS TIME TO ST...

TERRY4646463522Jun 2013Jun 2013
TERRY464646
The Blacksmith limerick challenge Poem

The Blacksmith (limerick challenge)The blacksmith while he was hammering did hit his thumb, oh boy how it stung dipped it in water got bit by an adder boy, he swore and swore at the...

shadow19504784May 2013May 2013
shadow1950
Whose Party Poem

Whose Party ?political suicide...

studecar6193May 2013May 2013
douggie1955
SNAILS PACE LIMERICK Poem

SNAIL'S PACE LIMERICKA woman talked extremely slow, Her conversation had no flow, When ask if she'd had sex Just as you would expect She had before she muttered, "NO"....

studecar6713Mar 2013Mar 2013
studecar
Broken Poem

BrokenThis is a grief poem I wrote upon losing my only daughter and oldest son my grief journey was a long and lonely road without comfort or solice...

Unknown2761Feb 2013Feb 2013
Hottblooded
LIMERICK MEASURED FAILURE Poem

LIMERICK - MEASURED FAILUREThere are those amoung us !...

studecar5521Jan 2013Jan 2013
madtat29
Limerick Jack Spratt Poem

Limerick Jack SprattJack Spratt was terribly fat His wife was more obese than that, They had a fight Most every night As to who got the food for the cat....

studecar7786Oct 2012Oct 2012
Poetnumber1
jazz er size a limerick challenge Poem

jazz er size (a limerick challenge)Poets….a limerick challenge! All those in favor…write one about yourself!! Keep it humorous…..bawdy….or even subtle!! Try it…they are fun....

jazzy758227Oct 2012Oct 2012
adjhe
Limerick Jazzys Challenge True Story Poem

Limerick.....Jazzy's Challenge ( True Story )My Paternal Great Grandad came from the Isle to Canada, The original family name was Thorstein,but was changed a few hundred years ago to Costain.I s...

Unknown48110Oct 2012Oct 2012
Unknown
Limerick Womens Pleasure Poem

Limerick Women's Pleasuremaybe explaining...

studecar6672Oct 2012Oct 2012
studecar
Limerick A Woman From Texas Poem

Limerick A Woman From TexasI know a woman from Texas She already has five eX.s They could not perform What she considered norm She's using a vib for her erectus...

studecar6518Oct 2012Oct 2012
studecar
limerick challenge Poem

limerick challengeDunno, just made it up as it went along. PS, Rinstead is for gumboils. These days I'm less Bon Jovi, more Bongela....

offthemedsnowma3989Oct 2012Oct 2012
orientalkoru

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