Limerick is a rhymed humorous, and or nonsense poem of five lines. Here is a list of Newest Limerick Poems written by members. Read poetry, post your own poems or comments. Poems on these pages are copyrighted © by the authors who entered them. Click here to post a poem.
Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Last Comment |
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Fun with LumericksJust having fun with Limericks folks new to this.... | southmiami4321 | 171 | 4 | Mar 20 | Mar 30 Happychatty1 |
A Limerick for a LeprechaunA small figure leapt out with gold. Storms can get bogged down on his foretold Mischief lingers in his mind Hot air blows him up wide Reaching the... | southmiami4321 | 202 | 7 | Mar 7 | Mar 18 ladyjewel |
"World's Head Honchos Playing Hide-n-Seek!"This whimsical poem anthropomorphizes global organizations as players in a game of hide-and-seek, symbolizing the complexities and hidden actions of g... | TravelLover2023 | 190 | 0 | Jun 2023 | |
Cooking DarlA misogynistic joke! Inspired by dahl.... | FargoFan | 254 | 2 | Jan 2022 | Jan 2022 FargoFan |
VISIONARYIf she believed she was perfectly free to notice or not whatever she chose why should she care that a meaningful stare was fixed on none other tha... | utterlytruthfull | 193 | 0 | Jan 2022 | |
EVERY mIRROR eVERf*ck you, I hate you... | floatingcastles | 361 | 5 | Jun 2021 | Jun 2021 lovecanbereal |
Ten Little BoyfriendsJust a fun poem based on TEN LITTLE INDIANS.... | JoyCrest | 528 | 4 | Apr 2020 | May 2020 Candylane |
Tale of a womanSo let me take the time to tell quite a tale It’s a tale of a girl, a woman, a wonderful female What makes her so awesome, is this what you ask?... | Idsignbldgsdad77 | 332 | 1 | May 2019 | May 2019 daniela777 |
~ Magical Fingers ~~ It's cuddling time ~ Lol... | Unknown | 426 | 4 | Dec 2018 | Dec 2018 Unknown |
The Suitor (take two)Did a bit of tinkering!... | MerryOars | 526 | 4 | Mar 2018 | Mar 2018 justjohnny1 |
The SuitorA little fairy tale :-) It's not a limerick, but I couldn't think which style fitted...pantoum, ghazal...what on earth are those?!... | MerryOars | 523 | 4 | Mar 2018 | Mar 2018 MerryOars |
Love-PotionThis is a limerick and I wanted to express how divine relationships are and the love which flows in it.I used potion to capture the flow.... | Ann32love | 448 | 0 | Oct 2017 | |
Thank You :)My little world :)... | Happychatty1 | 663 | 9 | Oct 2017 | Oct 2017 Happychatty1 |
SUCCUBUSVia your heart, I tear through your soul. I feed on your pain to thrive in the cold. The heartfelt and loyal, defied by the bold. I am love's leach... | SchylerSilvey | 815 | 1 | Nov 2016 | Nov 2016 cafetwo2010 |
My true love foreverIts about just always being caring and loving my girl. And I would do anything to make her day brighter. And if she were sick I would do anything to m... | Unknown | 578 | 0 | Nov 2016 | |
Unsanitary BlindnessA tank full of water, a bowl filled with pee, I drank from the toilet and now I can't see.... | SchylerSilvey | 629 | 0 | Jul 2016 | |
Fred the PigThere once was a pig named Fred who sadly it has to be said was a tad overweight and couldn't fit through the gate so spent all his days in his be... | Retsina_007 | 719 | 2 | Aug 2015 | Aug 2015 godsprincess |
SummerJust a thought... | 48jojo | 577 | 6 | Aug 2015 | Aug 2015 48jojo |
Drifting Away.......wave after wave seasons change an the winters fade into the summer sky's ,where the seagulls fly an there hunger cry's like dreamers from a different... | honeybear3000 | 1,345 | 8 | Apr 2015 | Apr 2015 socrates44 |
FrozenToday is one of my beautiful daughters birthday and I wanted to share the Disney "Frozen" birthday I sent to her. I was not able to get the link to c... | ImagineLove | 920 | 14 | Dec 2014 | Dec 2014 beautifulyou |
Santa --- A Limericknot seeing much Christmas Spirit yet here On Poetry Soup it abounds. Come on folks let it rip lol... | shadow1950 | 917 | 16 | Dec 2014 | Dec 2014 shadow1950 |
TurkeyTurkey, Tom Turkey displayed on the table come all and eat me if your able Come and taste my breast of tender white and enjoy my meal with d... | 48jojo | 526 | 2 | Nov 2014 | Nov 2014 mcradloff |
Dank PantsA fisherman sat with line all lank perched on crooked stool that soon sank backside now all mud covered his face an embarrassed red off home he we... | shadow1950 | 810 | 0 | Nov 2014 | |
Mine to KeepTragedies and disappointments of life... | oressie123 | 863 | 1 | Oct 2014 | Oct 2014 Bajanshay |
so goodSO IS WANT EVER U THINK IT ?... | Unknown | 458 | 0 | Aug 2014 | |
Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of InsanityI found this going through my old files. Evidently I needed this brevity when I was in the "corporate" world! It was written by Ravi Bhavnani who cert... | ImagineLove | 569 | 10 | Jul 2014 | Aug 2014 postneoludite |
Won A Poetry Contest/ ELVIS THE PIZZA MAN©I write poetry when the mood strikes me. I love comedy and this poem has won several awards... I love it myself. Love the meter. i also write books... | cambridgemiss | 613 | 5 | Jul 2014 | Jul 2014 cafetwo2010 |
Mistaken IdentityDown around ankles were his trousers as he caressed her he said wowzers finding there no lady it was all so shady as he always seemed to pick pose... | shadow1950 | 936 | 3 | Jun 2014 | Jun 2014 candykid |
Bill-----LimerickThere was a love bird named Bill he liked to sun on the sill himself admiring he was so charming until he had a big spill... | shadow1950 | 656 | 4 | Jan 2014 | Apr 2014 darkhorse555 |
SIMPLE SIMONtaking liberty on an old rhyme... | studecar | 905 | 3 | Oct 2013 | Oct 2013 rapturecapture |
who knowswho knows... | maginicholi1986 | 414 | 1 | Aug 2013 | Aug 2013 ChristinDew |
LIFEITS TIME TO LAUFH AND NOT TO CRY ,ITS TIME TO Live AND NOT TO DIE ITS TIME TO THINK OF THE WORLD WE LIVE IN ,ITS TIME TO START GIVEING ,ITS TIME TO ST... | TERRY464646 | 530 | 2 | Jun 2013 | Jun 2013 TERRY464646 |
The Blacksmith (limerick challenge)The blacksmith while he was hammering did hit his thumb, oh boy how it stung dipped it in water got bit by an adder boy, he swore and swore at the... | shadow1950 | 737 | 4 | May 2013 | May 2013 shadow1950 |
Whose Party ?political suicide... | studecar | 835 | 2 | May 2013 | May 2013 douggie1955 |
LIMERICK - MEASURED FAILUREThere are those amoung us !... | studecar | 799 | 1 | Jan 2013 | Jan 2013 madtat29 |
Limerick Jack SprattJack Spratt was terribly fat His wife was more obese than that, They had a fight Most every night As to who got the food for the cat.... | studecar | 1,123 | 5 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 Poetnumber1 |
Limerick A Woman From TexasI know a woman from Texas She already has five eX.s They could not perform What she considered norm She's using a vib for her erectus... | studecar | 833 | 5 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 studecar |
There once was .....There once was a woman from Texas, Who thought that she might in the nexus Meet the love of her life, be his trouble and strife, and all of her... | Unknown | 414 | 1 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 studecar |
limerick challengeDunno, just made it up as it went along. PS, Rinstead is for gumboils. These days I'm less Bon Jovi, more Bongela.... | Unknown | 577 | 9 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 orientalkoru |
Limerick RomeoAn old guy, thinks he's Romeo, He should have given it up long ago, He has a stiff neck And that's what he gets, When he swallowws his Viagra too... | studecar | 703 | 1 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 studecar |
Limerick - Oldtimer's DiseaseThere's a forgetful old broad they call Babe, She can't even remember her age, But she knows she had fun When she was young, And she remembers how... | studecar | 1,112 | 5 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 studecar |
limerick 'ODETTE'There's a lady poet named Odette, Formally, we've never met,but She sends me notes About poems I wrote I appreciate all the comments I get.... | studecar | 1,190 | 4 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 studecar |
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