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Newest Limerick Poems (108)

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Fun with LumericksJust having fun with Limericks folks new to this....

southmiami43211714Mar 20Mar 30
Happychatty1

A Limerick for a LeprechaunA small figure leapt out with gold. Storms can get bogged down on his foretold Mischief lingers in his mind Hot air blows him up wide Reaching the...

southmiami43212027Mar 7Mar 18
ladyjewel
Worlds Head Honchos Playing Hide n Seek Poem

"World's Head Honchos Playing Hide-n-Seek!"This whimsical poem anthropomorphizes global organizations as players in a game of hide-and-seek, symbolizing the complexities and hidden actions of g...

TravelLover20231900Jun 2023

Cooking DarlA misogynistic joke! Inspired by dahl....

FargoFan2542Jan 2022Jan 2022
FargoFan
VISIONARY Poem

VISIONARYIf she believed she was perfectly free to notice or not whatever she chose why should she care that a meaningful stare was fixed on none other tha...

utterlytruthfull1930Jan 2022
EVERY mIRROR eVER Poem

EVERY mIRROR eVERf*ck you, I hate you...

floatingcastles3615Jun 2021Jun 2021
lovecanbereal
Ten Little Boyfriends Poem

Ten Little BoyfriendsJust a fun poem based on TEN LITTLE INDIANS....

JoyCrest5284Apr 2020May 2020
Candylane
Tale of a woman Poem

Tale of a womanSo let me take the time to tell quite a tale It’s a tale of a girl, a woman, a wonderful female What makes her so awesome, is this what you ask?...

Idsignbldgsdad773321May 2019May 2019
daniela777
Magical Fingers Poem

~ Magical Fingers ~~ It's cuddling time ~ Lol...

Unknown4264Dec 2018Dec 2018
Unknown
The Suitor take two Poem

The Suitor (take two)Did a bit of tinkering!...

MerryOars5264Mar 2018Mar 2018
justjohnny1
The Suitor Poem

The SuitorA little fairy tale :-) It's not a limerick, but I couldn't think which style fitted...pantoum, ghazal...what on earth are those?!...

MerryOars5234Mar 2018Mar 2018
MerryOars
Love Potion Poem

Love-PotionThis is a limerick and I wanted to express how divine relationships are and the love which flows in it.I used potion to capture the flow....

Ann32love4480Oct 2017
Thank You Poem

Thank You :)My little world :)...

Happychatty16639Oct 2017Oct 2017
Happychatty1
SUCCUBUS Poem

SUCCUBUSVia your heart, I tear through your soul. I feed on your pain to thrive in the cold. The heartfelt and loyal, defied by the bold. I am love's leach...

SchylerSilvey8151Nov 2016Nov 2016
cafetwo2010
My true love forever Poem

My true love foreverIts about just always being caring and loving my girl. And I would do anything to make her day brighter. And if she were sick I would do anything to m...

Unknown5780Nov 2016
Unsanitary Blindness Poem

Unsanitary BlindnessA tank full of water, a bowl filled with pee, I drank from the toilet and now I can't see....

SchylerSilvey6290Jul 2016
Fred the Pig Poem

Fred the PigThere once was a pig named Fred who sadly it has to be said was a tad overweight and couldn't fit through the gate so spent all his days in his be...

Retsina_0077192Aug 2015Aug 2015
godsprincess
Summer Poem

SummerJust a thought...

48jojo5776Aug 2015Aug 2015
48jojo
Drifting Away Poem

Drifting Away.......wave after wave seasons change an the winters fade into the summer sky's ,where the seagulls fly an there hunger cry's like dreamers from a different...

honeybear30001,3458Apr 2015Apr 2015
socrates44
Frozen Poem

FrozenToday is one of my beautiful daughters birthday and I wanted to share the Disney "Frozen" birthday I sent to her. I was not able to get the link to c...

ImagineLove92014Dec 2014Dec 2014
beautifulyou
Santa A Limerick Poem

Santa --- A Limericknot seeing much Christmas Spirit yet here On Poetry Soup it abounds. Come on folks let it rip lol...

shadow195091716Dec 2014Dec 2014
shadow1950
Turkey Poem

TurkeyTurkey, Tom Turkey displayed on the table come all and eat me if your able Come and taste my breast of tender white and enjoy my meal with d...

48jojo5262Nov 2014Nov 2014
mcradloff
Dank Pants Poem

Dank PantsA fisherman sat with line all lank perched on crooked stool that soon sank backside now all mud covered his face an embarrassed red off home he we...

shadow19508100Nov 2014
Mine to Keep Poem

Mine to KeepTragedies and disappointments of life...

oressie1238631Oct 2014Oct 2014
Bajanshay
so good Poem

so goodSO IS WANT EVER U THINK IT ?...

Unknown4580Aug 2014
Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity Poem

Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of InsanityI found this going through my old files. Evidently I needed this brevity when I was in the "corporate" world! It was written by Ravi Bhavnani who cert...

ImagineLove56910Jul 2014Aug 2014
postneoludite
Won A Poetry Contest ELVIS THE PIZZA MAN Poem

Won A Poetry Contest/ ELVIS THE PIZZA MAN©I write poetry when the mood strikes me. I love comedy and this poem has won several awards... I love it myself. Love the meter. i also write books...

cambridgemiss6135Jul 2014Jul 2014
cafetwo2010
Mistaken Identity Poem

Mistaken IdentityDown around ankles were his trousers as he caressed her he said wowzers finding there no lady it was all so shady as he always seemed to pick pose...

shadow19509363Jun 2014Jun 2014
candykid
Bill Limerick Poem

Bill-----LimerickThere was a love bird named Bill he liked to sun on the sill himself admiring he was so charming until he had a big spill...

shadow19506564Jan 2014Apr 2014
darkhorse555
SIMPLE SIMON Poem

SIMPLE SIMONtaking liberty on an old rhyme...

studecar9053Oct 2013Oct 2013
rapturecapture
who knows Poem

who knowswho knows...

maginicholi19864141Aug 2013Aug 2013
ChristinDew
LIFE Poem

LIFEITS TIME TO LAUFH AND NOT TO CRY ,ITS TIME TO Live AND NOT TO DIE ITS TIME TO THINK OF THE WORLD WE LIVE IN ,ITS TIME TO START GIVEING ,ITS TIME TO ST...

TERRY4646465302Jun 2013Jun 2013
TERRY464646
The Blacksmith limerick challenge Poem

The Blacksmith (limerick challenge)The blacksmith while he was hammering did hit his thumb, oh boy how it stung dipped it in water got bit by an adder boy, he swore and swore at the...

shadow19507374May 2013May 2013
shadow1950
Whose Party Poem

Whose Party ?political suicide...

studecar8352May 2013May 2013
douggie1955
LIMERICK MEASURED FAILURE Poem

LIMERICK - MEASURED FAILUREThere are those amoung us !...

studecar7991Jan 2013Jan 2013
madtat29
Limerick Jack Spratt Poem

Limerick Jack SprattJack Spratt was terribly fat His wife was more obese than that, They had a fight Most every night As to who got the food for the cat....

studecar1,1235Oct 2012Oct 2012
Poetnumber1
Limerick A Woman From Texas Poem

Limerick A Woman From TexasI know a woman from Texas She already has five eX.s They could not perform What she considered norm She's using a vib for her erectus...

studecar8335Oct 2012Oct 2012
studecar
There once was Poem

There once was .....There once was a woman from Texas, Who thought that she might in the nexus Meet the love of her life, be his trouble and strife, and all of her...

Unknown4141Oct 2012Oct 2012
studecar
limerick challenge Poem

limerick challengeDunno, just made it up as it went along. PS, Rinstead is for gumboils. These days I'm less Bon Jovi, more Bongela....

Unknown5779Oct 2012Oct 2012
orientalkoru
Limerick Romeo Poem

Limerick RomeoAn old guy, thinks he's Romeo, He should have given it up long ago, He has a stiff neck And that's what he gets, When he swallowws his Viagra too...

studecar7031Oct 2012Oct 2012
studecar
Limerick Oldtimers Disease Poem

Limerick - Oldtimer's DiseaseThere's a forgetful old broad they call Babe, She can't even remember her age, But she knows she had fun When she was young, And she remembers how...

studecar1,1125Oct 2012Oct 2012
studecar
limerick ODETTE Poem

limerick 'ODETTE'There's a lady poet named Odette, Formally, we've never met,but She sends me notes About poems I wrote I appreciate all the comments I get....

studecar1,1904Oct 2012Oct 2012
studecar

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