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Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Last Comment |
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Limerick soapDo you know her?... | studecar | 1,896 | 3 | Apr 2012 | Apr 2012 studecar |
The Horse from the Course (challenge)Hmm... use this box to tell about your poem- What it's about - a limerick(I think- it says a limerick can be a nonsense poem of 5 lines) why I wrot... | SCatlyn | 1,545 | 26 | Jan 2011 | May 2014 SCatlyn |
missed poetshere we can find best poems. but some poets stoped writing why they stoped?... | sabeel | 1,537 | 25 | Jul 2009 | Dec 2009 sabeel |
Drifting Away.......wave after wave seasons change an the winters fade into the summer sky's ,where the seagulls fly an there hunger cry's like dreamers from a different... | honeybear3000 | 1,348 | 8 | Apr 2015 | Apr 2015 socrates44 |
The Blonde's 'Timeless' Clue (limerick)"...yesterday at 2!"(a.m.that is) Thinking how it's said the "official" time change occurs at 2 a.m., and jokes about getting up at 2 a.m. just to ch... | SCatlyn | 1,306 | 20 | Mar 2011 | Oct 2014 SCatlyn |
limerick 'ODETTE'There's a lady poet named Odette, Formally, we've never met,but She sends me notes About poems I wrote I appreciate all the comments I get.... | studecar | 1,191 | 4 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 studecar |
Limerick Jack SprattJack Spratt was terribly fat His wife was more obese than that, They had a fight Most every night As to who got the food for the cat.... | studecar | 1,123 | 5 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 Poetnumber1 |
Limerick - Oldtimer's DiseaseThere's a forgetful old broad they call Babe, She can't even remember her age, But she knows she had fun When she was young, And she remembers how... | studecar | 1,112 | 5 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 studecar |
Limerick atheistjust doodling again with words... | studecar | 1,055 | 4 | May 2012 | May 2012 CloudySky |
Surprise LimerickThere is a guy named Fred, He offered a girl his bed. 'twas quite a surprise When he saw with his eyes, The girl was a man instead.... | studecar | 991 | 6 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 studecar |
WHO DARES WIN?!!!!additional info: When male winner get kiss and picture Why wouldn't we (girls) get something better?!... mm...Let me think...tik tok tik tok.. S... | thesunandthesea | 955 | 18 | Jan 2011 | Feb 2011 thesunandthesea |
Mistaken IdentityDown around ankles were his trousers as he caressed her he said wowzers finding there no lady it was all so shady as he always seemed to pick pose... | shadow1950 | 936 | 3 | Jun 2014 | Jun 2014 candykid |
~Bare in Belize~ LimerickThere was a bald man from Belize his dog had a case of the fleas every itch he would scratch losing hair in each patch now they both save on hair... | Bentlee | 931 | 14 | Jan 2011 | Jan 2011 Bentlee |
FrozenToday is one of my beautiful daughters birthday and I wanted to share the Disney "Frozen" birthday I sent to her. I was not able to get the link to c... | ImagineLove | 922 | 14 | Dec 2014 | Dec 2014 beautifulyou |
Santa --- A Limericknot seeing much Christmas Spirit yet here On Poetry Soup it abounds. Come on folks let it rip lol... | shadow1950 | 918 | 16 | Dec 2014 | Dec 2014 shadow1950 |
SIMPLE SIMONtaking liberty on an old rhyme... | studecar | 905 | 3 | Oct 2013 | Oct 2013 rapturecapture |
Thank God! (a limerick)^_^ Special Thanks --> MacDuff, I know how to write a limerick poem because of his poem "LimeRick".... And THANK YOU everyone here for being so niceee... | thesunandthesea | 894 | 12 | Jan 2011 | Apr 2011 marikia |
Limerick - GertrudeI probably have known her !... | studecar | 881 | 8 | Apr 2012 | Oct 2012 Unknown |
Mine to KeepTragedies and disappointments of life... | oressie123 | 863 | 1 | Oct 2014 | Oct 2014 Bajanshay |
Limerick bachelor's maidbrawdy? you bet !... | studecar | 853 | 7 | Apr 2012 | Apr 2012 studecar |
Whose Party ?political suicide... | studecar | 835 | 2 | May 2013 | May 2013 douggie1955 |
Limerick A Woman From TexasI know a woman from Texas She already has five eX.s They could not perform What she considered norm She's using a vib for her erectus... | studecar | 833 | 5 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 studecar |
SUCCUBUSVia your heart, I tear through your soul. I feed on your pain to thrive in the cold. The heartfelt and loyal, defied by the bold. I am love's leach... | SchylerSilvey | 817 | 1 | Nov 2016 | Nov 2016 cafetwo2010 |
Dank PantsA fisherman sat with line all lank perched on crooked stool that soon sank backside now all mud covered his face an embarrassed red off home he we... | shadow1950 | 810 | 0 | Nov 2014 | |
LIMERICK - MEASURED FAILUREThere are those amoung us !... | studecar | 799 | 1 | Jan 2013 | Jan 2013 madtat29 |
Let's fix things!"KLATSCH" - A casual gathering for the purpose of refreshments and conversation. I Just learned this term today and thought to incorporate it into a w... | swade777 | 795 | 1 | Jan 2011 | Jan 2011 andrew149 |
Ron PaulGearing up for the election. The Federal Reserve is set up to make as many nations in debt as possible, and they have been working on the United Stat... | mcradloff | 794 | 10 | May 2012 | May 2012 mcradloff |
I need samples! (a limerick)-_-'' Anyone tell me if this is called 'Limerick' ??? ermm... if not, I will write a new one again! LOL >_<//// I think I am having problem writing a... | thesunandthesea | 780 | 11 | Jan 2011 | Feb 2011 thesunandthesea |
The Blacksmith (limerick challenge)The blacksmith while he was hammering did hit his thumb, oh boy how it stung dipped it in water got bit by an adder boy, he swore and swore at the... | shadow1950 | 739 | 4 | May 2013 | May 2013 shadow1950 |
Glider limerickOK, pilot humour. Sorryyyy...... | kilovolts | 728 | 2 | Sep 2012 | Sep 2012 mcradloff |
Limerick Weekend #2I once had a friend try to borrow My money with tales of sorrrow. And so he did say I need it yesterday! "No Problem! Just ask me tomorrow!".... | gardenhackle | 722 | 11 | Jan 2011 | Jan 2011 SCatlyn |
Fred the PigThere once was a pig named Fred who sadly it has to be said was a tad overweight and couldn't fit through the gate so spent all his days in his be... | Retsina_007 | 719 | 2 | Aug 2015 | Aug 2015 godsprincess |
Very silly poem, number 1There once was a girl from Glamorgan Who went on a site to find more men, But when she got there They had nasal hair, So now she's a lesbi... | jac379 | 716 | 6 | May 2010 | Jan 2014 studecar |
Limerick RomeoAn old guy, thinks he's Romeo, He should have given it up long ago, He has a stiff neck And that's what he gets, When he swallowws his Viagra too... | studecar | 703 | 1 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 studecar |
Do You Really Love Me?Do You really Love Me when I'm fat and cry, and just eating my last pie? When I go to bed being mad that I also ate my bread? Do You really Love M... | Unknown | 675 | 3 | May 2011 | Oct 2012 Unknown |
Thank You :)My little world :)... | Happychatty1 | 663 | 9 | Oct 2017 | Oct 2017 Happychatty1 |
Bill-----LimerickThere was a love bird named Bill he liked to sun on the sill himself admiring he was so charming until he had a big spill... | shadow1950 | 657 | 4 | Jan 2014 | Apr 2014 darkhorse555 |
Limerick Weekend #1True story!... | gardenhackle | 657 | 13 | Jan 2011 | Jan 2011 ReaderOfSouls |
Limerick FrugalA wise man, maybe he lives in California... | studecar | 647 | 2 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 studecar |
CS LimerickThere once was a site made for dating where many found opinions debating in the forums they fought in the pictures they sought the one for whom th... | sisu8 | 643 | 5 | Jun 2009 | Oct 2009 jazzy75 |
very silly poem, number 2Inspired by somebody who blocked me just because I made a teeny weeny little hairy chest joke. He thought I was a bloke...... | jac379 | 632 | 7 | May 2010 | May 2010 optimisticme |
Hope (for All)Written for a friend originally.... | iluvisis1 | 630 | 8 | Nov 2010 | Nov 2010 Unknown |
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