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Limerick Poems (108)

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Limerick Gertrude Poem

Limerick - GertrudeI probably have known her !...

studecar8818Apr 2012Oct 2012
Unknown
Limerick Romeo Poem

Limerick RomeoAn old guy, thinks he's Romeo, He should have given it up long ago, He has a stiff neck And that's what he gets, When he swallowws his Viagra too...

studecar7031Oct 2012Oct 2012
studecar
Limerick Oldtimers Disease Poem

Limerick - Oldtimer's DiseaseThere's a forgetful old broad they call Babe, She can't even remember her age, But she knows she had fun When she was young, And she remembers how...

studecar1,1125Oct 2012Oct 2012
studecar
limerick ODETTE Poem

limerick 'ODETTE'There's a lady poet named Odette, Formally, we've never met,but She sends me notes About poems I wrote I appreciate all the comments I get....

studecar1,1914Oct 2012Oct 2012
studecar
Surprise Limerick Poem

Surprise LimerickThere is a guy named Fred, He offered a girl his bed. 'twas quite a surprise When he saw with his eyes, The girl was a man instead....

studecar9916Oct 2012Oct 2012
studecar
Limerick Frugal Poem

Limerick FrugalA wise man, maybe he lives in California...

studecar6472Oct 2012Oct 2012
studecar
Do You Really Love Me Poem

Do You Really Love Me?Do You really Love Me when I'm fat and cry, and just eating my last pie? When I go to bed being mad that I also ate my bread? Do You really Love M...

Unknown6753May 2011Oct 2012
Unknown
Glider limerick Poem

Glider limerickOK, pilot humour. Sorryyyy......

kilovolts7282Sep 2012Sep 2012
mcradloff
studecar6034Apr 2012Sep 2012
madtat29
The High King Poem

The High KingShort and bittersweet, and just a tad Irish....

Unknown4838Aug 2012Sep 2012
Yankee4you
Gotcha Limerick Poem

Gotcha LimerickThis is how it can end sometimes for dirty ol' men....

kilovolts5533Aug 2012Sep 2012
kilovolts
Limerick COMEDY de FRANCE Poem

Limerick COMEDY de FRANCEsomeone commented about toilet humor - 'nuf said...

studecar6091May 2012May 2012
lucy1777
Ron Paul Poem

Ron PaulGearing up for the election. The Federal Reserve is set up to make as many nations in debt as possible, and they have been working on the United Stat...

mcradloff79710May 2012May 2012
mcradloff
Limerick Kent a reprint from long ago Poem

Limerick - Kent a reprint from long agothis limerick is as old as the hills,I thought there might be some who have never heard it. I have no idea who wrote it, I did not....

studecar5161Apr 2012May 2012
mcradloff
Limerick atheist Poem

Limerick atheistjust doodling again with words...

studecar1,0554May 2012May 2012
CloudySky
Limerick bachelors maid Poem

Limerick bachelor's maidbrawdy? you bet !...

studecar8537Apr 2012Apr 2012
studecar
Limerick Banty Poem

Limerick BantyHis girlfriend is so small she's called Banty. The blouses she wears are so scanty. I'd venture a guess What he likes best Is under her skirt, the...

studecar5313Apr 2012Apr 2012
lucy1777
Limerick old man two parts Poem

Limerick- old man, two partsage has its drawbacks...

studecar5071Apr 2012Apr 2012
elo69
Limerick fighter Poem

Limerick fighteris that called shadow boxing?...

studecar5722Apr 2012Apr 2012
studecar
Limerick soap Poem

Limerick soapDo you know her?...

studecar1,8983Apr 2012Apr 2012
studecar
limerick is it Poem

limerick is it?This is my try not sure...

adjhe3727Apr 2012Apr 2012
adjhe
LIMERICK sort of Poem

LIMERICK sort-ofstill doodling with words....

studecar5750Apr 2012
A look at life Poem

A look at life..If it was true..where is the God, that leaves us here to suffer, We strive and fail a life so blue, ..is this to make us tougher, 'bad parenting' I...

Tickled2690Apr 2012
an ode to alison Poem

an ode to alisonsorry c bear...

cuddlycolin4570Oct 2011
Just you Poem

Just youWhen there is nothing but the rain beating on my window When I've only got a spot of coffee left When it's damp and cold inside and I lite the...

cafetwo201060816Oct 2011Oct 2011
cafetwo2010
A Man from Mars Poem

A Man from Mars?I'd really love to see one and go for a 'ride'....

Unknown46711Mar 2011Apr 2011
Ladybee42
Thank God a limerick Poem

Thank God! (a limerick)^_^ Special Thanks --> MacDuff, I know how to write a limerick poem because of his poem "LimeRick".... And THANK YOU everyone here for being so niceee...

thesunandthesea89412Jan 2011Apr 2011
marikia
Attempts at limericks Poem

Attempts at limericksA limerick I thought I would write Since St Patricks day is alright It was all going fine Until the fifth line A schizophrenic decided to date...

Unknown2831Mar 2011Mar 2011
schawalski
WHO DARES WIN Poem

WHO DARES WIN?!!!!additional info: When male winner get kiss and picture Why wouldn't we (girls) get something better?!... mm...Let me think...tik tok tik tok.. S...

thesunandthesea95518Jan 2011Feb 2011
thesunandthesea
I need samples a limerick Poem

I need samples! (a limerick)-_-'' Anyone tell me if this is called 'Limerick' ??? ermm... if not, I will write a new one again! LOL >_<//// I think I am having problem writing a...

thesunandthesea78011Jan 2011Feb 2011
thesunandthesea
I want to go out Poem

I want to go out.As Velsi is a Lady, this poem? wouldn't really be appropriate, if you follow but it's written with her in mind....

Unknown4394Feb 2011Feb 2011
boyshchrm6
Bare in Belize Limerick Poem

~Bare in Belize~ LimerickThere was a bald man from Belize his dog had a case of the fleas every itch he would scratch losing hair in each patch now they both save on hair...

Bentlee93114Jan 2011Jan 2011
Bentlee
delete Poem

deletedelete...

Unknown3273Mar 2010Jan 2011
Unknown
Limerick Weekend 2 Poem

Limerick Weekend #2I once had a friend try to borrow My money with tales of sorrrow. And so he did say I need it yesterday! "No Problem! Just ask me tomorrow!"....

gardenhackle72211Jan 2011Jan 2011
SCatlyn
The Man In The Moon Poem

The Man In The Moon.There's a lovely full moon over here in Kerry tonight, I feel moved ?...

Unknown2230Jan 2011
To Beard or not to Beard Poem

To 'Beard' or not to 'Beard' ?It's getting warmer so it may come off, maybe....

Unknown2874Jan 2011Jan 2011
thesunandthesea
Sad Poem

Sad ?In the land of the 'shamrock' and the 'blarney stone, where the cattle graze and sheep do roam, There lives an old man that has made it his home b...

Unknown3858Jan 2011Jan 2011
Unknown
The Maid from Kilkenny Poem

The Maid from KilkennyThere once was a Maid from Kilkenny Out walking one day found a penny This worked in her favour Cos one day it saved her When the toilet door she...

Unknown3383Jan 2011Jan 2011
Ladybee42
limerick 2 Poem

limerick 2There was an young woman from france who wandered about in a trance til one day she fell into a wishing well now they wish for a woman from france...

Unknown46818Sep 2010Jan 2011
Unknown
Grandad ahhhh Poem

Grandad ahhhh.It was simpler to write than the good stuff :-)...

Unknown2853Jan 2011Jan 2011
Ladybee42
Limerick a Palozza Poem

Limerick-a-PalozzaAm lovin' it!...

gnj4u5737Jan 2011Jan 2011
gnj4u
CS Limerick Poem

CS LimerickCan't wait to catch up on reading all of the limerick posts!...

gnj4u59211Jan 2011Jan 2011
gnj4u

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