Limerick is a rhymed humorous, and or nonsense poem of five lines. Here is a list of Limerick Poems written by members. Read poetry, post your own poems or comments. Poems on these pages are copyrighted © by the authors who entered them. Click here to post a poem.
Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Last Comment |
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Limerick - GertrudeI probably have known her !... | studecar | 881 | 8 | Apr 2012 | Oct 2012 Unknown |
Limerick RomeoAn old guy, thinks he's Romeo, He should have given it up long ago, He has a stiff neck And that's what he gets, When he swallowws his Viagra too... | studecar | 703 | 1 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 studecar |
Limerick - Oldtimer's DiseaseThere's a forgetful old broad they call Babe, She can't even remember her age, But she knows she had fun When she was young, And she remembers how... | studecar | 1,112 | 5 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 studecar |
limerick 'ODETTE'There's a lady poet named Odette, Formally, we've never met,but She sends me notes About poems I wrote I appreciate all the comments I get.... | studecar | 1,191 | 4 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 studecar |
Surprise LimerickThere is a guy named Fred, He offered a girl his bed. 'twas quite a surprise When he saw with his eyes, The girl was a man instead.... | studecar | 991 | 6 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 studecar |
Limerick FrugalA wise man, maybe he lives in California... | studecar | 647 | 2 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 studecar |
Do You Really Love Me?Do You really Love Me when I'm fat and cry, and just eating my last pie? When I go to bed being mad that I also ate my bread? Do You really Love M... | Unknown | 675 | 3 | May 2011 | Oct 2012 Unknown |
Glider limerickOK, pilot humour. Sorryyyy...... | kilovolts | 728 | 2 | Sep 2012 | Sep 2012 mcradloff |
Limerick (you see it coming)Secret Serviceit's in the news !... | studecar | 603 | 4 | Apr 2012 | Sep 2012 madtat29 |
The High KingShort and bittersweet, and just a tad Irish.... | Unknown | 483 | 8 | Aug 2012 | Sep 2012 Yankee4you |
Gotcha LimerickThis is how it can end sometimes for dirty ol' men.... | kilovolts | 553 | 3 | Aug 2012 | Sep 2012 kilovolts |
Limerick COMEDY de FRANCEsomeone commented about toilet humor - 'nuf said... | studecar | 609 | 1 | May 2012 | May 2012 lucy1777 |
Ron PaulGearing up for the election. The Federal Reserve is set up to make as many nations in debt as possible, and they have been working on the United Stat... | mcradloff | 797 | 10 | May 2012 | May 2012 mcradloff |
Limerick - Kent a reprint from long agothis limerick is as old as the hills,I thought there might be some who have never heard it. I have no idea who wrote it, I did not.... | studecar | 516 | 1 | Apr 2012 | May 2012 mcradloff |
Limerick atheistjust doodling again with words... | studecar | 1,055 | 4 | May 2012 | May 2012 CloudySky |
Limerick bachelor's maidbrawdy? you bet !... | studecar | 853 | 7 | Apr 2012 | Apr 2012 studecar |
Limerick BantyHis girlfriend is so small she's called Banty. The blouses she wears are so scanty. I'd venture a guess What he likes best Is under her skirt, the... | studecar | 531 | 3 | Apr 2012 | Apr 2012 lucy1777 |
Limerick- old man, two partsage has its drawbacks... | studecar | 507 | 1 | Apr 2012 | Apr 2012 elo69 |
Limerick fighteris that called shadow boxing?... | studecar | 572 | 2 | Apr 2012 | Apr 2012 studecar |
Limerick soapDo you know her?... | studecar | 1,898 | 3 | Apr 2012 | Apr 2012 studecar |
limerick is it?This is my try not sure... | adjhe | 372 | 7 | Apr 2012 | Apr 2012 adjhe |
LIMERICK sort-ofstill doodling with words.... | studecar | 575 | 0 | Apr 2012 | |
A look at life..If it was true..where is the God, that leaves us here to suffer, We strive and fail a life so blue, ..is this to make us tougher, 'bad parenting' I... | Tickled | 269 | 0 | Apr 2012 | |
an ode to alisonsorry c bear... | cuddlycolin | 457 | 0 | Oct 2011 | |
Just youWhen there is nothing but the rain beating on my window When I've only got a spot of coffee left When it's damp and cold inside and I lite the... | cafetwo2010 | 608 | 16 | Oct 2011 | Oct 2011 cafetwo2010 |
A Man from Mars?I'd really love to see one and go for a 'ride'.... | Unknown | 467 | 11 | Mar 2011 | Apr 2011 Ladybee42 |
Thank God! (a limerick)^_^ Special Thanks --> MacDuff, I know how to write a limerick poem because of his poem "LimeRick".... And THANK YOU everyone here for being so niceee... | thesunandthesea | 894 | 12 | Jan 2011 | Apr 2011 marikia |
Attempts at limericksA limerick I thought I would write Since St Patricks day is alright It was all going fine Until the fifth line A schizophrenic decided to date... | Unknown | 283 | 1 | Mar 2011 | Mar 2011 schawalski |
WHO DARES WIN?!!!!additional info: When male winner get kiss and picture Why wouldn't we (girls) get something better?!... mm...Let me think...tik tok tik tok.. S... | thesunandthesea | 955 | 18 | Jan 2011 | Feb 2011 thesunandthesea |
I need samples! (a limerick)-_-'' Anyone tell me if this is called 'Limerick' ??? ermm... if not, I will write a new one again! LOL >_<//// I think I am having problem writing a... | thesunandthesea | 780 | 11 | Jan 2011 | Feb 2011 thesunandthesea |
I want to go out.As Velsi is a Lady, this poem? wouldn't really be appropriate, if you follow but it's written with her in mind.... | Unknown | 439 | 4 | Feb 2011 | Feb 2011 boyshchrm6 |
~Bare in Belize~ LimerickThere was a bald man from Belize his dog had a case of the fleas every itch he would scratch losing hair in each patch now they both save on hair... | Bentlee | 931 | 14 | Jan 2011 | Jan 2011 Bentlee |
deletedelete... | Unknown | 327 | 3 | Mar 2010 | Jan 2011 Unknown |
Limerick Weekend #2I once had a friend try to borrow My money with tales of sorrrow. And so he did say I need it yesterday! "No Problem! Just ask me tomorrow!".... | gardenhackle | 722 | 11 | Jan 2011 | Jan 2011 SCatlyn |
The Man In The Moon.There's a lovely full moon over here in Kerry tonight, I feel moved ?... | Unknown | 223 | 0 | Jan 2011 | |
To 'Beard' or not to 'Beard' ?It's getting warmer so it may come off, maybe.... | Unknown | 287 | 4 | Jan 2011 | Jan 2011 thesunandthesea |
Sad ?In the land of the 'shamrock' and the 'blarney stone, where the cattle graze and sheep do roam, There lives an old man that has made it his home b... | Unknown | 385 | 8 | Jan 2011 | Jan 2011 Unknown |
The Maid from KilkennyThere once was a Maid from Kilkenny Out walking one day found a penny This worked in her favour Cos one day it saved her When the toilet door she... | Unknown | 338 | 3 | Jan 2011 | Jan 2011 Ladybee42 |
limerick 2There was an young woman from france who wandered about in a trance til one day she fell into a wishing well now they wish for a woman from france... | Unknown | 468 | 18 | Sep 2010 | Jan 2011 Unknown |
Grandad ahhhh.It was simpler to write than the good stuff :-)... | Unknown | 285 | 3 | Jan 2011 | Jan 2011 Ladybee42 |
Limerick-a-PalozzaAm lovin' it!... | gnj4u | 573 | 7 | Jan 2011 | Jan 2011 gnj4u |
CS LimerickCan't wait to catch up on reading all of the limerick posts!... | gnj4u | 592 | 11 | Jan 2011 | Jan 2011 gnj4u |
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