This valentines Day I have several plans. I'm going to be working on my robotic clone of Alan Rickman while I'm still young enough to enjoy it. Does anybody have any of his DNA, such as a snip of his hair or anything? I would prefer making a hot flesh cyborg to a plain metal bot. Secondly, I am going to make two of my New Years resolutions come true. One was to try spray cheese and the other was to gain weight. They go hand in hand. I wonder how spray cheese tastes on chocolate. Third, mapping out my business plan to start a Soylent Green factory. We recycle everything else. Why not people? It's environmental, and the land we save from becoming cemetery lots can be used to grow the soy. Last of all, I will be sifting through CS looking for the likes of Dylan Moran, Hugh Laurie and Craig Ferguson. Non-smoking. Must like cats, incense, hippie music and me. Must be polyamorous willing to share me with my Alan Bot.
Witchaywoman: This valentines Day I have several plans. I'm going to be working on my robotic clone of Alan Rickman while I'm still young enough to enjoy it. Does anybody have any of his DNA, such as a snip of his hair or anything? I would prefer making a hot flesh cyborg to a plain metal bot. Secondly, I am going to make two of my New Years resolutions come true. One was to try spray cheese and the other was to gain weight. They go hand in hand. I wonder how spray cheese tastes on chocolate. Third, mapping out my business plan to start a Soylent Green factory. We recycle everything else. Why not people? It's environmental, and the land we save from becoming cemetery lots can be used to grow the soy. Last of all, I will be sifting through CS looking for the likes of Dylan Moran, Hugh Laurie and Craig Ferguson. Non-smoking. Must like cats, incense, hippie music and me. Must be polyamorous willing to share me with my Alan Bot.
Sounds like you're going to have fun..; that's great.
Witchaywoman: This valentines Day I have several plans. I'm going to be working on my robotic clone of Alan Rickman while I'm still young enough to enjoy it. Does anybody have any of his DNA, such as a snip of his hair or anything? I would prefer making a hot flesh cyborg to a plain metal bot. Secondly, I am going to make two of my New Years resolutions come true. One was to try spray cheese and the other was to gain weight. They go hand in hand. I wonder how spray cheese tastes on chocolate. Third, mapping out my business plan to start a Soylent Green factory. We recycle everything else. Why not people? It's environmental, and the land we save from becoming cemetery lots can be used to grow the soy. Last of all, I will be sifting through CS looking for the likes of Dylan Moran, Hugh Laurie and Craig Ferguson. Non-smoking. Must like cats, incense, hippie music and me. Must be polyamorous willing to share me with my Alan Bot.
I made my Alan Bot. Now all I need is a Plutonium rod to power him. The poo flinging from the bell tower failed to make the news...again. And the villaga council keeps rejecting my plan to turn the local crematorium into a Soylent Green factory. Oh well. There's always next year. Mwuh hahahahaha!
Hi Mars! Your new Halloween name is Spiders From Mars. Hehe. My company has just started a new line of soylent green bars in a valentines theme. They have a thick gooey crust on the outside and sweet red jelly on the inside. What's the secret ingredient? I can't tell you, but it tastes like strawberries, raspberries, or loganberries.
I mean, look, people are always like, "Waaaaah! Soylent green is people! Waaaaah!" But, how do you know there are no people in twinkies? How do you ever really know that there are no people in your granola bars and your snack crackers? They probably have been for years. Sneaky corporations! Wink. So, act now and jump on the Spylent Green bandwagon today!
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Secondly, I am going to make two of my New Years resolutions come true. One was to try spray cheese and the other was to gain weight. They go hand in hand. I wonder how spray cheese tastes on chocolate.
Third, mapping out my business plan to start a Soylent Green factory. We recycle everything else. Why not people? It's environmental, and the land we save from becoming cemetery lots can be used to grow the soy.
Last of all, I will be sifting through CS looking for the likes of Dylan Moran, Hugh Laurie and Craig Ferguson. Non-smoking. Must like cats, incense, hippie music and me. Must be polyamorous willing to share me with my Alan Bot.