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Mar 8, 2012 2:00 AM CSTHow to use a useless man ???!!!!
cloud747
cloud747cloud747winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada130 Threads 27 Polls 2,947 Posts

How to use a useless man ???!!!!(Vote Below)

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throw him away.
24
43%
thinkabout alternatives
32
57%
Total Votes
56
CPS stands for creative problem solving. It is university researh subject. apply your creativity to find uses for a useless man. here is an example.grin
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Mar 8, 2012 2:02 AM CST How to use a useless man ???!!!!
cloud747
cloud747cloud747winnipeg, Manitoba Canada130 Threads 27 Polls 2,947 Posts
Embedded image from another site
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Mar 8, 2012 2:30 AM CST How to use a useless man ???!!!!
godfish22
godfish22godfish22Tauranga, Bay of Plenty New Zealand1 Threads 104 Posts
haha! and to think i picked 'throw him away'.
my towel holder broke yesterday, so perhaps a new one, with a matching toilet roll holder would be nice.
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Mar 8, 2012 10:49 AM CST How to use a useless man ???!!!!
Rubicon76
Rubicon76Rubicon76Doha, Qatar308 Posts
Send him to Doha. There are loads of us here.
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Mar 8, 2012 11:21 AM CST How to use a useless man ???!!!!
FreddyFudpucker
FreddyFudpuckerFreddyFudpuckerObamaville, Indiana USA10,179 Posts
Well, a totally useless man could post pro-obama threads for 4 years. I'd say the umbrella cartoon is appropriate. grin
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Mar 8, 2012 12:45 PM CST How to use a useless man ???!!!!
cloud747
cloud747cloud747winnipeg, Manitoba Canada130 Threads 27 Polls 2,947 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 8, 2012 5:35 PM CST How to use a useless man ???!!!!
maryrachelle
maryrachellemaryrachelleBathurst, New Brunswick Canada27 Threads 1,370 Posts
Who gets to define who is useless?
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Mar 8, 2012 5:43 PM CST How to use a useless man ???!!!!
StillOfTheNight
StillOfTheNightStillOfTheNightClarenville Area, Newfoundland Canada11 Threads 2,832 Posts
I'm pretty useless
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Mar 8, 2012 7:10 PM CST How to use a useless man ???!!!!
godfish22
godfish22godfish22Tauranga, Bay of Plenty New Zealand1 Threads 104 Posts
StillOfTheNight: I'm pretty useless


well, which alternative option do you pick then? clothes hanger?
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Mar 10, 2012 4:38 PM CST How to use a useless man ???!!!!
Kiotosu
KiotosuKiotosuSomewhere, Ohio USA2 Threads 40 Posts
This reminds me of a book I had once, 101 Ways to Use a Dead Cat. Same concept. The ultimate useless man would have to be a dead beat dad.

Other options:

-- dead beat dads could provide safety in their child's neighborhood by laying in the road and therefore providing speed bumps to slow down careless drivers

-- dead beat dads could also be a dress up doll for their daughters and at least they could spend quality time together

-- for a son, the dead beat dad could be decorated with glitter and strung up as a pinata on special occasions -- and the rest of the year function as exercise equipment (think punching bag)
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Mar 10, 2012 4:55 PM CST How to use a useless man ???!!!!
trueheart1941
trueheart1941trueheart1941brentwood essex, Essex, England UK27 Threads 8,005 Posts
.....no man/or woman are useless.....it is an insult to either gender.........like it or not.......jmo.scold
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Mar 10, 2012 5:02 PM CST How to use a useless man ???!!!!
freesparrow
freesparrowfreesparrowHarlingen, Texas USA10 Threads 1 Polls 1,162 Posts
trueheart1941: .....no man/or woman are useless.....it is an insult to either gender.........like it or not.......jmo.


I agree completely. I know it is meant as a joke, but ...not nice.
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Mar 10, 2012 5:15 PM CST How to use a useless man ???!!!!
trueheart1941
trueheart1941trueheart1941brentwood essex, Essex, England UK27 Threads 8,005 Posts
freesparrow: I agree completely. I know it is meant as a joke, but ...not nice.
hi....freesparrow. i hate to degrade people......people have feelings......like you and I.......kindness cost nothing...........jmo.
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Mar 10, 2012 5:24 PM CST How to use a useless man ???!!!!
godfish22
godfish22godfish22Tauranga, Bay of Plenty New Zealand1 Threads 104 Posts
you are so right trueheart. i apologise for my shallow comments on this thread. tomorrow i may grow up, sadly today i am still an immature gitsad flower
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Mar 10, 2012 5:37 PM CST How to use a useless man ???!!!!
trueheart1941
trueheart1941trueheart1941brentwood essex, Essex, England UK27 Threads 8,005 Posts
godfish22: you are so right trueheart. i apologise for my shallow comments on this thread. tomorrow i may grow up, sadly today i am still an immature git
hi godfish.....you are not shallow..or a git.....may i say.......like you ....i can laugh at myself......its called humour......my comment was not directed at you......but just in genral......hug hug hug kiss
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Mar 10, 2012 5:41 PM CST How to use a useless man ???!!!!
marss
marssmarssmorriston, Florida USA47 Threads 5 Polls 2,606 Posts
trueheart1941: hi godfish.....you are not shallow..or a git.....may i say.......like you ....i can laugh at myself......its called humour......my comment was not directed at you......but just in genral......
stop already pete you got a brownie point already....
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Mar 10, 2012 5:44 PM CST How to use a useless man ???!!!!
trueheart1941
trueheart1941trueheart1941brentwood essex, Essex, England UK27 Threads 8,005 Posts
marss: stop already pete you got a brownie point already....
hi my friend.....hows the world with you good i hope.....pete.....thumbs up
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Mar 10, 2012 5:55 PM CST How to use a useless man ???!!!!
godfish22
godfish22godfish22Tauranga, Bay of Plenty New Zealand1 Threads 104 Posts
hug hug hug lips
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Mar 10, 2012 8:36 PM CST How to use a useless man ???!!!!
Kiotosu
KiotosuKiotosuSomewhere, Ohio USA2 Threads 40 Posts
trueheart1941: .....no man/or woman are useless.....it is an insult to either gender.........like it or not.......jmo.


I agree that the people are not useless but they indeed do useless things which harm others. I'm not a fan of that.

So I've noticed some bullying going on in open forum, and everyone seems fine with that, but when someone is joking around for real, all of a sudden there is a problem. That's hypocritical.
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Mar 10, 2012 8:38 PM CST How to use a useless man ???!!!!
venusenvy
venusenvyvenusenvyCalgary, Alberta Canada27 Threads 20,003 Posts
hmmm daydream devil
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Mar 10, 2012 8:48 PM CST How to use a useless man ???!!!!
Jeeepers
JeeepersJeeepersCowpet Bay, Saint Thomas Virgin Islands (USA)21 Threads 6,482 Posts
Everyone knows that this is a "just for fun" thread. hug
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Mar 11, 2012 12:51 PM CST How to use a useless man ???!!!!
marss
marssmarssmorriston, Florida USA47 Threads 5 Polls 2,606 Posts
Kiotosu: I agree that the people are not useless but they indeed do useless things which harm others. I'm not a fan of that.

So I've noticed some bullying going on in open forum, and everyone seems fine with that, but when someone is joking around for real, all of a sudden there is a problem. That's hypocritical.
i warned you about me...so get over it...if you want name names go ahead...i told you i was a jerk...at least i did not lie...wave it has to do with your holier than thou attitude...
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Mar 19, 2012 7:43 PM CST How to use a useless man ???!!!!
Kargyle227
Kargyle227Kargyle227Home of the B-2, Missouri USA17 Threads 4 Polls 480 Posts
~ Shark Bait!!! ~
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