This reminds me of a book I had once, 101 Ways to Use a Dead Cat. Same concept. The ultimate useless man would have to be a dead beat dad.
Other options:
-- dead beat dads could provide safety in their child's neighborhood by laying in the road and therefore providing speed bumps to slow down careless drivers
-- dead beat dads could also be a dress up doll for their daughters and at least they could spend quality time together
-- for a son, the dead beat dad could be decorated with glitter and strung up as a pinata on special occasions -- and the rest of the year function as exercise equipment (think punching bag)
trueheart1941brentwood essex, Essex, England UK8,005 posts
godfish22: you are so right trueheart. i apologise for my shallow comments on this thread. tomorrow i may grow up, sadly today i am still an immature git
hi godfish.....you are not shallow..or a git.....may i say.......like you ....i can laugh at myself......its called humour......my comment was not directed at you......but just in genral......
trueheart1941: hi godfish.....you are not shallow..or a git.....may i say.......like you ....i can laugh at myself......its called humour......my comment was not directed at you......but just in genral......
stop already pete you got a brownie point already....
trueheart1941: .....no man/or woman are useless.....it is an insult to either gender.........like it or not.......jmo.
I agree that the people are not useless but they indeed do useless things which harm others. I'm not a fan of that.
So I've noticed some bullying going on in open forum, and everyone seems fine with that, but when someone is joking around for real, all of a sudden there is a problem. That's hypocritical.
Kiotosu: I agree that the people are not useless but they indeed do useless things which harm others. I'm not a fan of that.
So I've noticed some bullying going on in open forum, and everyone seems fine with that, but when someone is joking around for real, all of a sudden there is a problem. That's hypocritical.
i warned you about me...so get over it...if you want name names go ahead...i told you i was a jerk...at least i did not lie... it has to do with your holier than thou attitude...
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