Are you prepared for the zombie invasion? ( Archived) (9)

I woke up this morning to a grey sky with a slight orange tinge, and thick fog. "Great," I thought, "it's Z-Day" When I got into town I was relieved to find out the invasion hadn't come, yet.

So, are you ready? Do you know what to do, where to go, what to avoid, where your local armory is? More importantly, do you have any skills or knowledge helpful to your rag-tag team of survivors? If no to any of those, I hope you like the taste of flesh!

Stay away from Hospitals and Schools Children and the ill cannot defend them selves outbreak at those places is a no brainer. Use your head cut off theirs, and Blades dont need reloading. Also stay away from prisons and jails. Don't catch you self in a bind always observe your surroundings and be alert. Always have 2 exits to safety. Rooftops are good places to hide zombies can't climb walls. Destroy stairs. Move in a group You have to sleep eventually. In most cases Zombies starve in about 2 years so no chance to outlast them. Fire works great make some moltovs. Close Every door behind you and lock it if possible. And throw away your cell phones aint no one answering if you call. Survival is not an instinct we have anymore. We must reacquire our survival skills for only the strong shall make it.

Is this really Gilly????

gilly?

I don't believe in zombies..

I am fully prepared for this eventuality.

I don't believe in Zombies (one of the few things, along with Vampires, that I don't, btw )...however, yes, I'd be fully prepared should there ever be an invasion!

I work in a call center dude...the zombies are already here and assisting you with your computer issues...