did Jesus Christ turn the water into wine..? ( Archived) (25)

Mar 14, 2015 2:48 PM CSTdid Jesus Christ turn the water into wine..?

did Jesus Christ turn the water into wine..?(Vote Below)

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yep
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nope
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Mar 14, 2015 2:52 PM CST did Jesus Christ turn the water into wine..?
peachmelba
peachmelbapeachmelbawexford, Wexford Ireland72 Threads 9,779 Posts
They say it was wine but I think it was Heineken,


Refreshes and cleanses the soul others just cannot reach,






Mmm I'm thinking nice cold beer now it's in my head,

devil
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Mar 14, 2015 2:54 PM CST did Jesus Christ turn the water into wine..?
peachmelba
peachmelbapeachmelbawexford, Wexford Ireland72 Threads 9,779 Posts
peachmelba: They say it was wine but I think it was Heineken,Refreshes and cleanses the soul others just cannot reach,
Mmm I'm thinking nice cold beer now it's in my head,







They were all alchoholics but it won't tell us that in the bible.


laugh
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Mar 14, 2015 2:55 PM CST did Jesus Christ turn the water into wine..?
peachmelba: They say it was wine but I think it was Heineken,Refreshes and cleanses the soul others just cannot reach,
Mmm I'm thinking nice cold beer now it's in my head,
i heard he cured a cripple man too
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Mar 14, 2015 2:57 PM CST did Jesus Christ turn the water into wine..?
peachmelba
peachmelbapeachmelbawexford, Wexford Ireland72 Threads 9,779 Posts
pedro27: i heard he cured a cripple man too






Yes Jesus gave him some good potcheen and he was cured,
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Mar 14, 2015 3:00 PM CST did Jesus Christ turn the water into wine..?
mollybaby
mollybabymollybabyCork City, Cork Ireland56 Threads 8 Polls 23,608 Posts
pedro27: poll on



A fine Syrah wine


I wouldn't half mind that powermoping


Although, water might become as dear as wine if they have their evil way very mad
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Mar 14, 2015 3:03 PM CST did Jesus Christ turn the water into wine..?
peachmelba: Yes Jesus gave him some good potcheen and he was cured,
why did judus rat on jesus?
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Mar 14, 2015 3:05 PM CST did Jesus Christ turn the water into wine..?
peachmelba
peachmelbapeachmelbawexford, Wexford Ireland72 Threads 9,779 Posts
pedro27: why did judus rat on jesus?





Because Jesus had the last sup ,


And wasn't going to let judas drink his last drop,


Alcoholics are like that ,,
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Mar 14, 2015 3:05 PM CST did Jesus Christ turn the water into wine..?
Tarzansnuts
TarzansnutsTarzansnutsdublin, Dublin Ireland92 Threads 1,020 Posts
was it money Pedro ?
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Mar 14, 2015 3:06 PM CST did Jesus Christ turn the water into wine..?
peachmelba
peachmelbapeachmelbawexford, Wexford Ireland72 Threads 9,779 Posts
pedro27: why did judus rat on jesus?





I'm sorry pedro I make it up as I go along,


innocent
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Mar 14, 2015 3:09 PM CST did Jesus Christ turn the water into wine..?
peachmelba
peachmelbapeachmelbawexford, Wexford Ireland72 Threads 9,779 Posts
peachmelba: I'm sorry pedro I make it up as I go along,






It's just that the bible dosnt tell us what really happend ya have to look for clues,


And poor ol Jesus gave his life stood by his last sup and drank it ,

Loyal to the last ,he wasn't going to let judas get at it,


For gods sake he said to judas I turned the water into wine ,Heineken,

And ya still want more,


doh
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Mar 14, 2015 3:15 PM CST did Jesus Christ turn the water into wine..?
peachmelba
peachmelbapeachmelbawexford, Wexford Ireland72 Threads 9,779 Posts
peachmelba: It's just that the bible dosnt tell us what really happend ya have to look for clues,And poor ol Jesus gave his life stood by his last sup and drank it ,

Loyal to the last ,he wasn't going to let judas get at it,For gods sake he said to judas I turned the water into wine ,Heineken,

And ya still want more,





And now pedro will finish off the story with help from his audience participation .


On pedro s Saturday night live show,


All religions and non alcoholics ,recovering ones welcome,


There will be a glass of wine for everyone in the audience or cold beer if you prefer,

tongue .


Recovering ones you get water,


innocent
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Mar 14, 2015 3:16 PM CST did Jesus Christ turn the water into wine..?
peachmelba: Because Jesus had the last sup ,And wasn't going to let judas drink his last drop,Alcoholics are like that ,,


i heard christ walked on water, true or false?
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Mar 14, 2015 3:21 PM CST did Jesus Christ turn the water into wine..?
mollybaby
mollybabymollybabyCork City, Cork Ireland56 Threads 8 Polls 23,608 Posts
pedro27: i heard christ walked on water, true or false?



Who did you hear it from?
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Mar 14, 2015 3:22 PM CST did Jesus Christ turn the water into wine..?
Phoenix
PhoenixPhoenixBelfast....., Antrim Ireland274 Threads 65 Polls 6,948 Posts
pedro27: did Jesus Christ turn the water into wine..?


Johnny Cash thought so...............


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Mar 14, 2015 3:22 PM CST did Jesus Christ turn the water into wine..?
Tarzansnuts
TarzansnutsTarzansnutsdublin, Dublin Ireland92 Threads 1,020 Posts
pedro27: i heard christ walked on water, true or false?

is the question ..true or false he walked on water , or true or false you heard he walked on water confused cheers
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Mar 14, 2015 3:26 PM CST did Jesus Christ turn the water into wine..?
mollybaby
mollybabymollybabyCork City, Cork Ireland56 Threads 8 Polls 23,608 Posts
Tarzansnuts: is the question ..true or false he walked on water , or true or false you heard he walked on water



That would be an ecumenical matter, Ted
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Mar 14, 2015 3:30 PM CST did Jesus Christ turn the water into wine..?
Phoenix: Johnny Cash thought so...............



nearly pub time4me boss
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Mar 14, 2015 3:31 PM CST did Jesus Christ turn the water into wine..?
Tarzansnuts
TarzansnutsTarzansnutsdublin, Dublin Ireland92 Threads 1,020 Posts
mollybaby: That would be an ecumenical matter, Ted

laugh good one Molly thumbs up
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Mar 14, 2015 3:57 PM CST did Jesus Christ turn the water into wine..?
Phoenix
PhoenixPhoenixBelfast....., Antrim Ireland274 Threads 65 Polls 6,948 Posts
Seeing as this a 'Jesus' thread and I'm in a rockin' mood. Here's Elvis Presley, Carl Perkins, Johnny Cash & Jerry lee Lewis foolin' about on the Dec 4th 1956 having a 'little talk with Jesus'..

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Mar 14, 2015 3:57 PM CST did Jesus Christ turn the water into wine..?
Tarzansnuts: is the question ..true or false he walked on water , or true or false you heard he walked on water
free will whatever you choose!
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Mar 14, 2015 4:11 PM CST did Jesus Christ turn the water into wine..?
Tarzansnuts
TarzansnutsTarzansnutsdublin, Dublin Ireland92 Threads 1,020 Posts
pedro27: free will whatever you choose!

I'll choose both wink
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Mar 14, 2015 5:49 PM CST did Jesus Christ turn the water into wine..?
freeman65
freeman65freeman65Longford, Ireland373 Posts
peachmelba: They say it was wine but I think it was Heineken,Refreshes and cleanses the soul others just cannot reach,
Mmm I'm thinking nice cold beer now it's in my head,




Think that's red bull you've got in mind Peach.
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Mar 14, 2015 5:52 PM CST did Jesus Christ turn the water into wine..?
sirLarryIII
sirLarryIIIsirLarryIIIClump, Kildare Ireland72 Threads 9 Polls 2,016 Posts
pedro27: i heard he cured a cripple man too


So it wasn't loaves and fishs to fed the hungry afterall? It was cured cripple man.nom nomlaugh
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Mar 22, 2015 12:10 PM CST did Jesus Christ turn the water into wine..?
Leoma
LeomaLeomaJohannesburg, Gauteng South Africa1 Threads 177 Posts
Who cares what he turned. Even today people still make wine out of grapes so it's not a miracle to me.
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Mar 22, 2015 7:03 PM CST did Jesus Christ turn the water into wine..?
peachmelba
peachmelbapeachmelbawexford, Wexford Ireland72 Threads 9,779 Posts
Yes he did I was there I served at the table ,I gave them too much to drink its all my fault and judas allergic to the drink and I kept filling his gob. Let with it,



wine blues
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