truheart1941: was kissing this girl......when someone walked up behind me....and kicked me ,in the nuts......my eyes dilated......and lost the urge......
BerrySmoothieMy Retreat, Auckland New Zealand4,733 posts
Hopeless romantic I am....
...but seems to be a dying art.
Why bother with the wining, dining and flowers when the girl down the road has her door and legs already open?
To me, the art of seduction starts with the "getting to know one another"....the first touch of hands, the first date, the first anticipated kiss....told ya...hopeless....
smalldutchgirl: Sorry I am a bit slow. I have killed so many of those, but not for tiredness or headaches, just coz I felt I could be doing something more enjoyable like read a book or watch corrie catch ups, some people are just not very entertaining
Why bother with the wining, dining and flowers when the girl down the road has her door and legs already open?
To me, the art of seduction starts with the "getting to know one another"....the first touch of hands, the first date, the first anticipated kiss....told ya...hopeless....
Whoa, whoa, whoa!!!! rewind!!! what number does this girl down the road live at?
Why bother with the wining, dining and flowers when the girl down the road has her door and legs already open?
To me, the art of seduction starts with the "getting to know one another"....the first touch of hands, the first date, the first anticipated kiss....told ya...hopeless....
Very well said! Why buy the cow, when you can get the milk for free!
BerrySmoothieMy Retreat, Auckland New Zealand4,733 posts
BerrySmoothie: Hopeless romantic I am....
...but seems to be a dying art.
Why bother with the wining, dining and flowers when the girl down the road has her door and legs already open?
To me, the art of seduction starts with the "getting to know one another"....the first touch of hands, the first date, the first anticipated kiss....told ya...hopeless....
Oh....have I stuffed up a romantic moment.
Yep....not intentionally, though.
I had a runny cold and had just sneezed when "he" went in for a kiss....
Why bother with the wining, dining and flowers when the girl down the road has her door and legs already open?
To me, the art of seduction starts with the "getting to know one another"....the first touch of hands, the first date, the first anticipated kiss....told ya...hopeless....
Berry, will you please give me the address of the girl down the road who has her door and legs already opened?
Making love on the floor of the summer house on the far side of the lake in the moonlight.
Being brought breakfast in bed every morning. A heart etched in the toast and jam moulded into a red heart on the side and a scattering of small, scented flowers from the garden.
BerrySmoothieMy Retreat, Auckland New Zealand4,733 posts
RainComeShine: Making love on the floor of the summer house on the far side of the lake in the moonlight.
Being brought breakfast in bed every morning. A heart etched in the toast and jam moulded into a red heart on the side and a scattering of small, scented flowers from the garden.
Where did it all go wrong?
I like the making love on the floor bit and the flowers from the garden, but I'm not totally sold on the etching of a red heart moulded into the jam....but hey....sounds wounderful, all the same.
BerrySmoothie: I like the making love on the floor bit and the flowers from the garden, but I'm not totally sold on the etching of a red heart moulded into the jam....but hey....sounds wounderful, all the same.
no...they dismounted......then waled along , one hand on their hips.....and wiggling their bums........ shouting....we are on our way.........big boys.........
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