What are you Really looking for? (193)
LucyMaud: Breathe through your nose instead.
I must admit in shame, I do fart in bed....... and push my g/f head under the covers
mollybaby: No more juices?
It seems I am too old for her taste.
Girls love a Dutch oven. Nobody knows why, but its true, they LOVE it.
pedalguy59: It seems I am too old for her taste.
Did you ask her?
pedalguy59: It seems I am too old for her taste.
She does like them young alright
tomcatwarne: I must admit in shame, I do fart in bed....... and push my g/f head under the covers
Right...Molly, park one of your dogs under the covers in his bed and tell him he can fart with impunity. Just might cure Mr. Tom!
pat8lanips: Girls love a Dutch oven. Nobody knows why, but its true, they LOVE it.
Dutch oven:
a covered earthenware or cast-iron container for cooking casseroles
mollybaby: She does like them young alright
Young...or a youthful spirit?
I am looking for someone to go to church with and to meet up for afternoon tea and bingo
LucyMaud: Young...or a youthful spirit?
Yeah, if they lose that, they are useless to me too.
2intrigued: I'll know it when and if I find him...likely in real life encounters and not in a virtual candy store.
There was some virtual candy by your place a moment ago
Track16: I am looking for someone to go to church with and to meet up for afternoon tea and bingo
Bingo or bongo?
mollybaby: Yeah, if they lose that, they are useless to me too.
Yes, any possibilities are dead in the water.
I'm sure you will all be delighted to know, my constipated dog has 'performed '
mollybaby: I'm sure you will all be delighted to know, my constipated dog has 'performed '
Is his tail still wagging?
mollybaby: Bingo or bongo?
Both preferably
Track16: Both preferably
win-win situation.
mollybaby: I'm sure you will all be delighted to know, my constipated dog has 'performed '
Did you have to perform a manual extraction? What was the weight of it? Did you take a GPS reading?
I really need more information before I can make a reasonable assessment.
LucyMaud: Is his tail still wagging?
All happy now, content in front of the fire.
No more mad rushes out to the garden..In vain
pat8lanips: Did you have to perform a manual extraction? What was the weight of it? Did you take a GPS reading?
I really need more information before I can make a reasonable assessment.
I really need more information before I can make a reasonable assessment.
I can take a photo of it if you wish.
It is a splendid specimen
mollybaby: I can take a photo of it if you wish.
It is a splendid specimen
It is a splendid specimen
I'm thinking maybe a 9-iron or a sand wedge, you should be able to chip it over the fence into the neighbours yard.
LucyMaud: I'm keen to find a hotty who laughs at my wicked sense of humour, cleans the place a bit, nice body, not a whinger/nagger, and any other criteria I see decide at the time....and he doesn't fart in bed.
Well that rules me out then 
pat8lanips: I'm thinking maybe a 9-iron or a sand wedge, you should be able to chip it over the fence into the neighbours yard.
I was thinking more fork-lift
I hijacked my own thread!
SingleGuyInOz: Well that rules me out then
You're still young enough to train.
LucyMaud: You're still young enough to train.
I can't Lucy, I am blocked too.(because I am too old again)
LucyMaud: You're still young enough to train.
I must say I like when they arrive house trained
pedalguy59: I can't Lucy, I am blocked too.(because I am too old again)
Jeez, try a higher fibre diet!
mollybaby: I must say I like when they arrive house trained
I agree...AND they know how to iron their own shirts!
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