Johnny and the chicas... what will happen? ( Archived) (32)

Feb 26, 2016 5:22 PM CSTJohnny and the chicas... what will happen?
pat8lanips
pat8lanipspat8lanipsbabinda, Queensland, Australia67 Threads 14 Polls 6,372 Posts

Johnny and the chicas... what will happen?(Vote Below)

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He'll get slapped.
8
25%
They say no thanks and walk away nervously.
3
9%
They'll scream and run, dropping everything.
4
12%
They will give him a fake phone number again.
1
3%
Nothing. He'll stay at home making model aeroplane
4
12%
the Police will arrest him.
8
25%
He'll get nervous and eat pistachios and olives.
2
6%
He will go straight to the sausage farm.
2
6%
Total Votes
32
Johnny and the chicas.
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Feb 26, 2016 5:25 PM CST Johnny and the chicas... what will happen?
Johnny5IA
Johnny5IAJohnny5IAFuengirola, Andalusia Spain39 Threads 1 Polls 721 Posts
pat8lanips: Johnny and the chicas.

That could be a good movie title!
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Feb 26, 2016 5:39 PM CST Johnny and the chicas... what will happen?
pat8lanips
pat8lanipspat8lanipsbabinda, Queensland Australia67 Threads 14 Polls 6,372 Posts
Johnny5IA: That could be a good movie title!


Yeah good title but boring movie, 2 hours of a dude making model aeroplanes and talking about the chicas.
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Feb 26, 2016 5:51 PM CST Johnny and the chicas... what will happen?
raphael119
raphael119raphael119washington d.c., District of Columbia USA19 Threads 3 Polls 5,181 Posts
Do you know any little johnny jokes?rolling on the floor laughing
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Feb 26, 2016 5:52 PM CST Johnny and the chicas... what will happen?
Johnny5IA: That could be a good movie title!



A young Antonio Banderas in the lead role, all slicked-back hair and tight trousers daydream
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Feb 26, 2016 5:53 PM CST Johnny and the chicas... what will happen?
unlaoised
unlaoisedunlaoisedTwilight zone, Wicklow Ireland34 Threads 12,152 Posts
serene56: A young Antonio Banderas in the lead role, all slicked-back hair and tight trousers


Gold chain dangling between hairy moobs?
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Feb 26, 2016 5:53 PM CST Johnny and the chicas... what will happen?
Da_Moose
Da_MooseDa_MooseWestlock, Alberta Canada57 Threads 1,839 Posts
Already working on the soundtrack!! Here are some chicas doing Johnny!rolling on the floor laughing Tarantino..maybe?

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Feb 26, 2016 6:01 PM CST Johnny and the chicas... what will happen?
raphael119
raphael119raphael119washington d.c., District of Columbia USA19 Threads 3 Polls 5,181 Posts
Liebe2: You need someone to tell you how to jerk off?!


grin got a phone number! grin
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Feb 26, 2016 6:03 PM CST Johnny and the chicas... what will happen?
unlaoised: Gold chain dangling between hairy moobs?



Nooo!!


Puffy white shirt, smooth hairless chest .. daydream


No moobs or gold chains in my fantasy, lady mumbling lol
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Feb 26, 2016 6:05 PM CST Johnny and the chicas... what will happen?
raphael119
raphael119raphael119washington d.c., District of Columbia USA19 Threads 3 Polls 5,181 Posts
last girl to reach in and rub my chest got a hairy surprise
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Feb 26, 2016 6:06 PM CST Johnny and the chicas... what will happen?
Liebe2
Liebe2Liebe2Salmiya, Hawalli Kuwait12 Threads 3,449 Posts
raphael119: got a phone number!

Are you applying for the position? laugh
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Feb 26, 2016 6:10 PM CST Johnny and the chicas... what will happen?
raphael119: last girl to reach in and rub my chest got a hairy surprise



And I'm still traumatised crying


giggle
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Feb 26, 2016 6:11 PM CST Johnny and the chicas... what will happen?
pat8lanips
pat8lanipspat8lanipsbabinda, Queensland Australia67 Threads 14 Polls 6,372 Posts
Dont go all sooky la la on us now, we've nearly got the Gypsy Kings back together for opening night.
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Feb 26, 2016 6:16 PM CST Johnny and the chicas... what will happen?
pat8lanips: Dont go all sooky la la on us now, we've nearly got the Gypsy Kings back together for opening night.





Ooh! I have a lovely pair of castanets grin
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Feb 26, 2016 6:17 PM CST Johnny and the chicas... what will happen?
Elegsabiff
ElegsabiffElegsabiffMotril-ish, Andalusia Spain24 Threads 20 Polls 695 Posts
unlaoised: Gold chain dangling between hairy moobs?


*thinking*

daydream

Nah.

rolling on the floor laughing
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Feb 26, 2016 6:19 PM CST Johnny and the chicas... what will happen?
pat8lanips
pat8lanipspat8lanipsbabinda, Queensland Australia67 Threads 14 Polls 6,372 Posts
...Picturing serena with a little Hawaiian shirt tied at the front, dancing next to a piano, to the Peter Allen song... When my baby smiles at me I go to Rio!
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Feb 26, 2016 6:20 PM CST Johnny and the chicas... what will happen?
unlaoised
unlaoisedunlaoisedTwilight zone, Wicklow Ireland34 Threads 12,152 Posts
Elegsabiff: *thinking*



Nah.


Fs...you had to think about that one? uh oh

laugh
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Feb 26, 2016 6:24 PM CST Johnny and the chicas... what will happen?
pat8lanips
pat8lanipspat8lanipsbabinda, Queensland Australia67 Threads 14 Polls 6,372 Posts
We dont really need a Spanish actor for the role, Dennis Hopper as Frank Booth in Blue velvet comes to mind...
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Feb 26, 2016 6:30 PM CST Johnny and the chicas... what will happen?
pat8lanips: ...Picturing serena with a little Hawaiian shirt tied at the front, dancing next to a piano, to the Peter Allen song... When my baby smiles at me I go to Rio!



laugh Melbourne Cup luncheon a few years back, the Enormous Horns were belting out a few tunes..

Lead singer pulls me up on stage and presents me with a red rose, false advertising if ya ask me rolling on the floor laughing
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Feb 26, 2016 6:32 PM CST Johnny and the chicas... what will happen?
Johnny5IA
Johnny5IAJohnny5IAFuengirola, Andalusia Spain39 Threads 1 Polls 721 Posts
serene56: Melbourne Cup luncheon a few years back, the Enormous Horns were belting out a few tunes..

Lead singer pulls me up on stage and presents me with a red rose, false advertising if ya ask me

Tell us what happened backstage, and why they´re called the enormous horns
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Feb 26, 2016 6:35 PM CST Johnny and the chicas... what will happen?
Da_Moose: Hey...this movie it eez about Johnny...not Antonio! NO ONE can match ANTONIO!!!
Throw some glasses on Antonio and I'd say he looks just like our Johnny. drinking
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Feb 26, 2016 6:47 PM CST Johnny and the chicas... what will happen?
Johnny5IA
Johnny5IAJohnny5IAFuengirola, Andalusia Spain39 Threads 1 Polls 721 Posts
Kaybee50: Get a few drinks in me and everyone looks like Antonio....

Slowly but surley there are more and more girls arriving on this threadyay
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Feb 26, 2016 6:47 PM CST Johnny and the chicas... what will happen?
Liebe2
Liebe2Liebe2Salmiya, Hawalli Kuwait12 Threads 3,449 Posts
Kaybee50: Get a few drinks in me and everyone looks like Antonio....

Hey Kay, nice hair! On you sounds more like Johnny's style. laugh
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Feb 26, 2016 6:47 PM CST Johnny and the chicas... what will happen?
pat8lanips
pat8lanipspat8lanipsbabinda, Queensland Australia67 Threads 14 Polls 6,372 Posts
Get a few drinks in me, and I think I am Antonio...
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Feb 26, 2016 6:48 PM CST Johnny and the chicas... what will happen?
Liebe2
Liebe2Liebe2Salmiya, Hawalli Kuwait12 Threads 3,449 Posts
Johnny5IA: Slowly but surley there are more and more girls arriving on this thread

I've interviewed them all before they were permitted access. Still no takers. Just curious crowd. tongue
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Feb 26, 2016 6:50 PM CST Johnny and the chicas... what will happen?
Liebe2
Liebe2Liebe2Salmiya, Hawalli Kuwait12 Threads 3,449 Posts
pat8lanips: Get a few drinks in me, and I think I am Antonio...

This Antonio?


rolling on the floor laughing
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Feb 26, 2016 6:54 PM CST Johnny and the chicas... what will happen?
Liebe2: Hey Kay, nice hair! On you sounds more like Johnny's style.
Hey wait. The mod must've just changed my piccie to this lovely no-face pic. laugh
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Feb 26, 2016 9:32 PM CST Johnny and the chicas... what will happen?
raphael119
raphael119raphael119washington d.c., District of Columbia USA19 Threads 3 Polls 5,181 Posts
sophiasummer: Sure, is that the safety bar you hold onto to get into your bath tub.


i think hes into posting, thats not a safety bar .....
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Feb 26, 2016 10:00 PM CST Johnny and the chicas... what will happen?
sophiasummer
sophiasummersophiasummerNorthland, New Zealand112 Threads 6,528 Posts
raphael119: i think hes into posting, thats not a safety bar .....

slippery when wet, bit of a challengegrin
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Feb 26, 2016 10:32 PM CST Johnny and the chicas... what will happen?
Trichopteraonline now!
Trichopteraonline now!TrichopteraB.C., British Columbia Canada159 Posts
Hasn't "Napoleon Dynamite" already been done??
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Feb 27, 2016 12:48 AM CST Johnny and the chicas... what will happen?
bohemianjack
bohemianjackbohemianjackEast Central, Minnesota USA6 Threads 2 Polls 2,701 Posts
raphael119: Do you know any little johnny jokes?


laugh

While playing in the backyard, Little Johnny kills a honeybee. His father sees him killing the honeybee and angrily says, "No honey for you for one month!"

Later that afternoon, Johnny's dad catches him tearing the wings off a butterfly. "That's it! No butter for you for one month!" says his dad.

Later that evening as Johnny's mother cooks dinner, a cockroach run across the kitchen floor. She jumps and stomps on it, and then looks up to find Little Johnny and her husband watching her.

Little Johnny looks at his father and says, "Are you going to tell her, Dad, or do you want me to?"


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