Are computers male or female ? (191)
123whisper: Some more examples,are computers male or female;
Male;because...
a)they have a lot of data,but are still clueless...(when it comes to women.)
b)as soon as you commit to one,you realized that,if you waited a little longer,you could have had a better model.
c)they are supposed to help you solve problems,but half the time they are the problem.
d)men thinks they know everything better (than women)..
Female;because...
a)most of the time men dating the Internet because female cyber love is taking forever to exist.
b)the message,''Bad command of file name,'' is about as informative as ''if you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you.''
Please feel free to share your opinion and give reason why you think is computer male or female and why ?
Male;because...
a)they have a lot of data,but are still clueless...(when it comes to women.)
b)as soon as you commit to one,you realized that,if you waited a little longer,you could have had a better model.
c)they are supposed to help you solve problems,but half the time they are the problem.
d)men thinks they know everything better (than women)..
Female;because...
a)most of the time men dating the Internet because female cyber love is taking forever to exist.
b)the message,''Bad command of file name,'' is about as informative as ''if you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you.''
Please feel free to share your opinion and give reason why you think is computer male or female and why ?
I assumed it was female, otherwise having on my lap may involve a major lifestyle change .
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I think computers are male because most men think they know everything better...like Narcissist...coming up with all talk before I can talk anything about me...like recently I met a man at the barbecue birthday party.
A very handsome man,I think.
I don't know for sure. His hair was on fire.
And all he talked about was himself. ''I'm on fire!''You know the type.''Jesus Christ,help me! Put me out !''
Come on,can we talk about me a little bit ?
A very handsome man,I think.
I don't know for sure. His hair was on fire.
And all he talked about was himself. ''I'm on fire!''You know the type.''Jesus Christ,help me! Put me out !''
Come on,can we talk about me a little bit ?
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123whisper: I think computers are male because most men think they know everything better...like Narcissist...coming up with all talk before I can talk anything about me...like recently I met a man at the barbecue birthday party.
A very handsome man,I think.
I don't know for sure. His hair was on fire.
And all he talked about was himself. ''I'm on fire!''You know the type.''Jesus Christ,help me! Put me out !''
Come on,can we talk about me a little bit ?
A very handsome man,I think.
I don't know for sure. His hair was on fire.
And all he talked about was himself. ''I'm on fire!''You know the type.''Jesus Christ,help me! Put me out !''
Come on,can we talk about me a little bit ?
I was wondering what happened to tomcats Barnett
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My computer can be male or female depending on the situation. As a male he is a middle age gentleman that speaks with a British accent. When she is angry (something wrong with the system) I say : "Come on girl, lets see what I can do to help you". I'm a computer technician and every computer has a personality :D.
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allthegoodnamest: I assumed it was female, otherwise having on my lap may involve a major lifestyle change .
That sounds reasonable.
I guess your ambition is to be the last man on earth - so that you can find out if all thous lap women were telling the truth to adore you.
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allthegoodnamest: I was wondering what happened to tomcats Barnett
...we have significant difference in time,he is alive 
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123whisper: ...we have significant difference in time,he is alive
Perfect.
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truheart1941: how about letting put my computer,,,into yours...and see what comes up.....
Obstinance works.
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123whisper: ...that might be both genders issues
Oh....it most probably is....
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allthegoodnamest: Oh but when she's good, she's very very good but when she's bad, she's even better.
B B B B Baby, you ain't seen nothin yet....
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truheart1941: ...CAN YOU SPEAK UP..I CANT HEAR YOU....
CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW DEAREST!
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BerrySmoothie: CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW DEAREST!
YES BLOSSOM.....
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truheart1941: YES BLOSSOM.....
All this excitement has tuckered me out...lol
Nite ya all....enjoy your day.
I'm off to zzzzzzzzzzzz
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BerrySmoothie: B B B B Baby, you ain't seen nothin yet....
It just mystifies me why you chicks are single , considering the enthusiasm you have for the "sport"
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allthegoodnamest: Perfect.
A man like him is certainly hard to find.
Today,for instance,I had to look in three bordello and a wine bar.
Just joking.
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New age computer flowchart symbols
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123whisper: A man like him is certainly hard to find.
Today,for instance,I had to look in three bordello and a wine bar.
Just joking.
Today,for instance,I had to look in three bordello and a wine bar.
Just joking.
Oh IC you've been haunting the bordellos again.
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galrads: New age computer flowchart symbols
New Age translation is = Body hair in the wrong places...
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tomcatwarne: Oh IC you've been haunting the bordellos again.
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123whisper: Yes baby,I must of missed bordello where you hidden..
I only go to high class clubs darling
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123whisper: A man like him is certainly hard to find.
Today,for instance,I had to look in three bordello and a wine bar.
Just joking.
Today,for instance,I had to look in three bordello and a wine bar.
Just joking.
You could save yourself a lot of time & effort, if you could just look for the geriatrics ward in the local hospital.
( just kidding tommy)
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tomcatwarne: Oh IC you've been haunting the bordellos again.
I've sensed your passionate...that's why I look for you in bordellos...and a wine bar...because some people say that translation of being passionate is = sloppy drunk...as they say for adventurist = sleeping around 
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123whisper: I've sensed your passionate...that's why I look for you in bordellos...and a wine bar...because some people say that translation of being passionate is = sloppy drunk...as they say for adventurist = sleeping around
Who's been talking
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tomcatwarne: I only go to high class clubs darling With you.
I though your very busy...because you told me on the line;you need to go ...have some space ...because there's a telemarketer on the other line. ------ This poll is Archived ------
123whisper: I though your very busy...because you told me on the line;you need to go ...have some space ...because there's a telemarketer on the other line.
A woman some times takes something as a slight and never forgets it
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123whisper: New Age translation is = Body hair in the wrong places...
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tomcatwarne: Who's been talking
You ask me not to be too serious so I am joking ... We all have to be careful what we wish for...
Man joined a computer- dating site and registered his wants...
He wanted someone enjoyed water sports, liked company,favoured formal attire and waa very small.
The computer operated faultlessly. ..it send him a penguin.
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123whisper: You ask me not to be too serious so I am joking ...
We all have to be careful what we wish for...
Man joined a computer- dating site and registered his wants...
He wanted someone enjoyed water sports, liked company,favoured formal attire and waa very small.
The computer operated faultlessly. ..it send him a penguin.
We all have to be careful what we wish for...
Man joined a computer- dating site and registered his wants...
He wanted someone enjoyed water sports, liked company,favoured formal attire and waa very small.
The computer operated faultlessly. ..it send him a penguin.
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tomcatwarne: A woman some times takes something as a slight and never forgets it
Love is a sweet dreams and marriage is the alarm clock. You know, I like to spice things up in a first date ...by wearing a parachute and refusing to talk about it
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allthegoodnamest: Let me finish....
Visiting his grandmother.
Visiting his grandmother.
Not exacly but close...loll.It was his great - grandmother doing telemarketing. ..
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Are computers male or female ?(Vote Below)
Male;because...
a)they have a lot of data,but are still clueless...(when it comes to women.)
b)as soon as you commit to one,you realized that,if you waited a little longer,you could have had a better model.
c)they are supposed to help you solve problems,but half the time they are the problem.
d)men thinks they know everything better (than women)..
Female;because...
a)most of the time men dating the Internet because female cyber love is taking forever to exist.
b)the message,''Bad command of file name,'' is about as informative as ''if you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you.''
Please feel free to share your opinion and give reason why you think is computer male or female and why ?