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SuspendersSomewhere, Buenos Aires Argentina1 Threads 75 PostsHillary Clinton molested me on an elevator.
In your opinion, how does it "not jive?"
chatonlyman2: I dislike taxes too. and crazy people with knives. Twice
One thing is disliking taxes an another thing is not-paying taxes
people with knives ? and crazy? like chefs ?
mykingdomforanam: In your opinion, how does it "not jive?"
Its no big deal. The story is believable and keep them comming.
lifeisadream: One thing is disliking taxes an another thing is not-paying taxes
people with knives ? and crazy? like chefs ?
people with knives ? and crazy? like chefs ?
The first crazy chef was slowly stabbing the guy so I had to pull the knife out(1inch in) then take control of the knife. The second crazy knife thing was a much crazier chef.
I actually kicked and broke the knife right at the handle just before he was going to backstab a guy.
It was pretty lucky.
chatonlyman2: The first crazy chef was slowly stabbing the guy so I had to pull the knife out(1inch in) then take control of the knife. The second crazy knife thing was a much crazier chef.
I actually kicked and broke the knife right at the handle just before he was going to backstab a guy.
It was pretty lucky.
I actually kicked and broke the knife right at the handle just before he was going to backstab a guy.
It was pretty lucky.
Get out of the kitchen!
lifeisadream: Get out of the kitchen!
I'm Livingthrdream! All good 
chatonlyman2: I'm Livingthrdream! All good
Living the dream
Speeling eror.I delivered my daughter with a Swiss Army knife, and a shoestring.
We weighed her on a watermelon scale in a grocery store.
We weighed her on a watermelon scale in a grocery store.
A funny thing about it, is, she was born in Oregon; but her birth certificate says she was born in Hawaii.
It's not that hard to get a Hawaiian birth certificate.
It's not that hard to get a Hawaiian birth certificate.
Hawaiian birth certificate What a world we live in.
It's like a conspiracy you cant prove or worst has not happened yet 
What a world we live in.It's like a conspiracy you cant prove or worst has not happened yet
Here is a cool story.
When I was in grade one and outside with all the other kids a female aprox.20 years old got into the playground and was scaring the hell out of about 8 kids and holding them hostage. I got wind of it and confronted the female and she said "I got something for you" and then grabbed a board with a nail drove through it and came at me with it.
I reacted by moving foreward and leaning my forehead upward.
She hit me on top of my head with the board but I/we missed the nail.
So anyhow my young hard head had no effect from the strike and it shocked the female and I took it as my chance to freak her out so I gave her my best psycho look and started slowly moving in her direction.
She dropped the board
I then ran off of the school property.
I also moved her weapon to a safe location.
A day or 2 later the school asked me what happened as they were not aware of the situation.
P.S. Its my Birthday
When I was in grade one and outside with all the other kids a female aprox.20 years old got into the playground and was scaring the hell out of about 8 kids and holding them hostage. I got wind of it and confronted the female and she said "I got something for you" and then grabbed a board with a nail drove through it and came at me with it.
I reacted by moving foreward and leaning my forehead upward.
She hit me on top of my head with the board but I/we missed the nail.
So anyhow my young hard head had no effect from the strike and it shocked the female and I took it as my chance to freak her out so I gave her my best psycho look and started slowly moving in her direction.
She dropped the board
I then ran off of the school property.
I also moved her weapon to a safe location.
A day or 2 later the school asked me what happened as they were not aware of the situation.
P.S. Its my Birthday
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