What sound effect best describes your last date ? (48)
online today!online today!truheart1941brentwood, Essex, England UK83 Threads 1 Polls 25,171 PostsKarloradoFL: Take yer pick:
hi Karl.....that Swanson km 85.....sounded like debs on the loo...after a good curry........
truheart1941: ..........
I know several nostril flarers...you're mating call could send them all fleeing.
While the ladies await.
Damn those #Turd burglers
ashlander: I know several nostril flarers...you're mating call could send them all fleeing.
While the ladies await.
Damn those #Turd burglers
not knowing what a turd burgler is.( u.s.a ) slang......While the ladies await.
Damn those #Turd burglers
KarloradoFL: Take yer pick:
jlArmageddon, or quitting time?
A kazoo noise, or Benny Hill music. Or both.
ashlander: for Tru
Going stag among the ladies ( his flaring nostrils )
Going stag among the ladies ( his flaring nostrils )
That's some death stare that Stag is giving the camera man.
pat8lanips: A kazoo noise, or Benny Hill music. Or both.
Benny Hill Now that conjures up a picture.
nonsmoker: Benny Hill
Now that conjures up a picture.
Now that conjures up a picture.
Pure dirty old man music
KarloradoFL: Take yer pick:
Is that Ron Jeremy
nonsmoker: Is that Ron Jeremy
No but this is:
ashlander: Joe's got his hands full. A Verrry unusual instrument -I'd Hit it!
Oh wow, oh wow, like just o wow! Can you imagine the fun and excitement learning how to play that thing!
galrads: Oh wow, oh wow, like just o wow! Can you imagine the fun and excitement learning how to play that thing!
Keep it down,or the noise police will - dismantle it?
truheart1941: ..WHA....????? how disgusting..........let me tell you......if that turd was as big as my manhood....I would die of shock....trying to force it out......... ands I love you too gutter mouth......
Ex-lax works a charm and the bonus is no piles.
Gutter mouth? yeah, takes one to know one. 
truheart1941: hi Karl.....that Swanson km 85.....sounded like debs on the loo...after a good curry........
Cripes
Must be hearing someone else cuz I don't eat curry. 
That deep splash sound when you drop a big one in the toilet.
nonsmoker: Just curious
Wouldn't this be a great phone app-prank on a first date.doubt there'd be second one.
ashlander: Wouldn't this be a great phone app-prank on a first date.doubt there'd be second one.
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