Are There More Than 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover? ( Archived) (23)

Mar 8, 2018 5:07 AM CSTAre There More Than 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover?
CossackCat
CossackCatCossackCatSomewhere, Maryland, USA492 Threads 45 Polls 9,137 Posts

Are There More Than 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover?(Vote Below)

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Move out of state
1
6%
Start dating his/her sibling
2
11%
Call the department of immigration
5
28%
Report him/her to the internal revenue service
0
0%
Ask for money for gender reassignment
1
6%
Say you are now a Communist
0
0%
Ask him/her to join ISIS with you
2
11%
Tell him/her that you have taken a vow of celibacy
3
17%
Tell him/her you have hired a private detective
0
0%
Other
4
22%
Total Votes
18
Paul Simon - 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover

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Mar 8, 2018 5:21 AM CST Are There More Than 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover?
deviant_slice
deviant_slicedeviant_sliceunknown, Tyne and Wear, England UK26 Threads 1 Polls 2,252 Posts
You could forget that it's International Wimmins Day. That'll probably guarantee you find all your belongings in a bin-liner out on the street.
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Mar 8, 2018 5:25 AM CST Are There More Than 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover?
Bnaughty
BnaughtyBnaughtyMálaga, Andalusia Spain43 Threads 2 Polls 4,685 Posts
CossackCat if you would oblige me in being lover number 50 I could then answer your question after leaving you. You´re not keeping my record collection thoughscold
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Mar 8, 2018 5:27 AM CST Are There More Than 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover?
Deedee123x
Deedee123xDeedee123xLimerick, Ireland69 Threads 4,795 Posts
Nope ill just pack my belongings...open the door and shut it firmly behind me.

No need for tricks kicks or thrills.

If its over its over.
crying



laugh
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Mar 8, 2018 5:28 AM CST Are There More Than 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover?
CossackCat
CossackCatCossackCatSomewhere, Maryland USA492 Threads 45 Polls 9,137 Posts
deviant_slice: You could forget that it's International Wimmins Day. That'll probably guarantee you find all your belongings in a bin-liner out on the street.
I never heard of International women's day, and I am a woman.
laugh
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Mar 8, 2018 5:30 AM CST Are There More Than 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover?
deviant_slice
deviant_slicedeviant_sliceunknown, Tyne and Wear, England UK26 Threads 1 Polls 2,252 Posts
Apparently it's all the rage.

Must be just the single, unwashed and unloved wimmin who are having it.
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Mar 8, 2018 5:31 AM CST Are There More Than 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover?
Deedee123x
Deedee123xDeedee123xLimerick, Ireland69 Threads 4,795 Posts
deviant_slice: Apparently it's all the rage.

Must be just the single, unwashed and unloved wimmin who are having it.


Arsehole laugh
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Mar 8, 2018 5:33 AM CST Are There More Than 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover?
deviant_slice
deviant_slicedeviant_sliceunknown, Tyne and Wear, England UK26 Threads 1 Polls 2,252 Posts
lips
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Mar 8, 2018 5:35 AM CST Are There More Than 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover?
rainbowdream2017
rainbowdream2017rainbowdream2017Melbourne, Victoria Australia13 Threads 1 Polls 2,486 Posts
Deedee123x: Nope ill just pack my belongings...open the door and shut it firmly behind me.

No need for tricks kicks or thrills.

If its over its over.
laugh cheers If the reason is because he asking me to give him more $$$ than at least I give him present of big box of toilet paper, to remember me with heartwarming
memories...when he uses soft toilet paper.rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 8, 2018 5:38 AM CST Are There More Than 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover?
CossackCat
CossackCatCossackCatSomewhere, Maryland USA492 Threads 45 Polls 9,137 Posts
Bnaughty: CossackCat if you would oblige me in being lover number 50 I could then answer your question after leaving you. You´re not keeping my record collection though
Oh okay. But I am not leaving the country or sending you money or paying for anything scold You can keep your record collection.
We are going to need a contract. This cyber relationship can not exceed 30 days rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 8, 2018 5:42 AM CST Are There More Than 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover?
CossackCat
CossackCatCossackCatSomewhere, Maryland USA492 Threads 45 Polls 9,137 Posts
deviant_slice: Apparently it's all the rage.

Must be just the single, unwashed and unloved wimmin who are having it.
Where is it "all the rage"? In Europe? Do they wear those pink pu**y hats & protest? laugh
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Mar 8, 2018 5:49 AM CST Are There More Than 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover?
Bnaughty
BnaughtyBnaughtyMálaga, Andalusia Spain43 Threads 2 Polls 4,685 Posts
CossackCat: Oh okay. But I am not leaving the country or sending you money or paying for anything You can keep your record collection.
We are going to need a contract. This cyber relationship can not exceed 30 days

30 days is a bit much, I don´t do long term relationshipsprofessor
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Mar 8, 2018 5:53 AM CST Are There More Than 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover?
Deedee123x
Deedee123xDeedee123xLimerick, Ireland69 Threads 4,795 Posts
rainbowdream2017: If the reason is because he asking me to give him more $$$ than at least I give him present of big box of toilet paper, to remember me with heartwarming
memories...when he uses soft toilet paper.


laugh laugh

Happy IWD, Rainbow
hug
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Mar 8, 2018 5:55 AM CST Are There More Than 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover?
CossackCat
CossackCatCossackCatSomewhere, Maryland USA492 Threads 45 Polls 9,137 Posts
Bnaughty: 30 days is a bit much, I don´t do long term relationships
I agree. How about 2 weeks with a 1 week waiting period and a 1 week "opt out", emergency escape plan? confused
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Mar 8, 2018 5:55 AM CST Are There More Than 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover?
deviant_slice
deviant_slicedeviant_sliceunknown, Tyne and Wear, England UK26 Threads 1 Polls 2,252 Posts
CossackCat: Where is it "all the rage"? In Europe? Do they wear those pink pu**y hats & protest?


I think it's pretty big on Twitter.
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Mar 8, 2018 5:59 AM CST Are There More Than 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover?
Bnaughty
BnaughtyBnaughtyMálaga, Andalusia Spain43 Threads 2 Polls 4,685 Posts
CossackCat: I agree. How about 2 weeks with a 1 week waiting period and a 1 week "opt out", emergency escape plan?

Sounds great, I´m in!lips
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Mar 8, 2018 8:49 AM CST Are There More Than 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover?
CossackCat
CossackCatCossackCatSomewhere, Maryland USA492 Threads 45 Polls 9,137 Posts
Bnaughty: Sounds great, I´m in!

I will have my people call your people and sign on the dotted line
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Mar 8, 2018 8:52 AM CST Are There More Than 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover?
deviant_slice
deviant_slicedeviant_sliceunknown, Tyne and Wear, England UK26 Threads 1 Polls 2,252 Posts
Can someone give my people a call as well. No real reason, they just don't get a lot of calls and they're feeling a bit lonely.
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Mar 8, 2018 11:12 AM CST Are There More Than 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover?
Bnaughty
BnaughtyBnaughtyMálaga, Andalusia Spain43 Threads 2 Polls 4,685 Posts
deviant_slice: Can someone give my people a call as well. No real reason, they just don't get a lot of calls and they're feeling a bit lonely.

I´ve just called them but there was no answer. You want to get yourself some new people because obviously they are taking the piss
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Mar 8, 2018 11:15 AM CST Are There More Than 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover?
deviant_slice
deviant_slicedeviant_sliceunknown, Tyne and Wear, England UK26 Threads 1 Polls 2,252 Posts
Bnaughty: I´ve just called them but there was no answer. You want to get yourself some new people because obviously they are taking the piss


They'll all be on Candy Crush. Might be time to trade them in for Eastern Europeans.
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Mar 8, 2018 11:51 AM CST Are There More Than 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover?
Let_Us
Let_UsLet_UsAnaheim, California USA9 Threads 1,017 Posts
Hum? Have you lead a DEPRIVED childhood, Cat! I would have THOUGHT (after reading you posts, here) that YOU would have MORE imagination, than to be LIMITED to just 50! Is it just a FAILURE of opportunity? Or just a general DISINTEREST, in you? From EXPERIENCE, I can ASSURE you there ARE more! But MOST of that experience, has been from THEM, leaving ME, than ME leaving THEM! Que sera, sea! Life HAPPENS - to us ALL! handshake comfort hug cheers peace
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Mar 8, 2018 10:17 PM CST Are There More Than 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover?
rainbowdream2017
rainbowdream2017rainbowdream2017Melbourne, Victoria Australia13 Threads 1 Polls 2,486 Posts
deviant_slice: They'll all be on Candy Crush. Might be time to trade them in for Eastern Europeans.
confused
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Mar 8, 2018 10:26 PM CST Are There More Than 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover?
rainbowdream2017
rainbowdream2017rainbowdream2017Melbourne, Victoria Australia13 Threads 1 Polls 2,486 Posts
Deedee123x: Happy IWD, Rainbow
Happy IWD. laugh hug
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Mar 9, 2018 2:31 AM CST Are There More Than 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover?
laugh
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