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LeeCharmingCardiff, South Glamorgan, Wales UK537 Threads 273 Polls 6,941 Postsfifitrixibelle: au contraire, the only soap I have any use for is the one you bend down to pick up in the mens showers
Your not going to take me in that way
I must protest
LeeCharming: Your not going to take me in that way I must protest
the 
fifitrixibelle: the lady man doth protest too much little....was referring to YOU picking up soap in the mens showers...youre safe from me hun
I thought you said you would be watching and waiting to violate me
You can't try to get out of it now, because I know you have your fantasies
Lookin4missright: What's a giant marrow lub?
its like a gherkin but a little bigger....(.marrow.).....
fifitrixibelle: gargle google it
@ lookin 
truheart1941: its like a gherkin but a little bigger....(.marrow.).....
Are you jerkin my gherkin How's the ticker?
truheart1941: its like a gherkin but a little bigger....(.marrow.).....
hows your gherkin getting on tru? 
Lookin4missright: Are you jerkin my gherkin
How's the ticker?
his ticker is banjaxed from jerkin your gherkin....do it yourself How's the ticker?
fifitrixibelle: hows your gherkin getting on tru?
it would make your eyes bulge......tell yer..... 
Lookin4missright: Are you jerkin my gherkin
How's the ticker?
really good.....all unblocked new man....How's the ticker?
truheart1941: it would make your eyes bulge......tell yer.....
heard that before, was all lies 
fifitrixibelle: his ticker is banjaxed from jerkin your gherkin....do it yourself
Wish you wood do it Lookin4missright: Wish you wood do it
sorry, have a wood allergy...it makes my belly swell up 
have I came into the wrong room with all this jerkin and Gherkin and wood
fifitrixibelle: sorry, have a wood allergy...it makes my belly swell up
I have some piss pills for that rubberduck1: have I came into the wrong room with all this jerkin and Gherkin and wood
It's all good she was just bloated Lookin4missright: It's all good she was just bloated
phewwwwwglad you said bloated
don't know whats worse a nut allergy or wood both make the belly swell
Lookin4missright: I have some piss pills for that
cheers but my kidneys are fine !! just saying rubberduck1: don't know whats worse a nut allergy or wood both make the belly swell
together theyre a disaster of mammoth proportions 
.....luckily I have an adrenalin pen fifitrixibelle: cheers but my kidneys are fine !! just saying
as long as your fine that's the main thingrubberduck1: phewwwww
glad you said bloated
so what did you think he said then?!glad you said bloated
rubberduck1: have I came into the wrong room with all this jerkin and Gherkin and wood
you came into the right room...pun intended rubberduck1: don't know whats worse a nut allergy or wood both make the belly swell
Probably worse if termites all over the wood 
fifitrixibelle: so what did you think he said then?!
I don't know now I was on a different track then loldon't want them on my wood
Lookin4missright: Probably worse if termites all over the wood
termitesrubberduck1: I don't know now I was on a different track then lol
this is just for you, cos this song has been stuck in my head all night thanks to you...grrrrr !!More Threads
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