best way to escape a one nighter ( Archived) (45)

Jul 26, 2018 6:15 PM CSTbest way to escape a one nighter

best way to escape a one nighter(Vote Below)

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say you are married and feel guilty
16%
3 Votes
say you have a partner and feel guilty
32%
6 Votes
say you got what you wanted and goodbye
26%
5 Votes
start talking to yourself and behave like a nutter.
21%
4 Votes
say you never really liked them and just wanted sex.
5%
1 Votes
19 Total Votes
After seducing someone that you realise you don't want to see it again.
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Jul 26, 2018 6:17 PM CST best way to escape a one nighter
deviant_slice
deviant_slicedeviant_sliceunknown, Tyne and Wear, England UK34 Threads 1 Polls 2,874 Posts
I usually show them my collection of Haynes Manuals.
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Jul 26, 2018 6:19 PM CST best way to escape a one nighter
They will know anyway, cause most will stop calling or texting
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Jul 26, 2018 6:23 PM CST best way to escape a one nighter
reb56
reb56reb56carthage, Missouri USA382 Threads 72 Polls 18,940 Posts
Packersbabe1: They will know anyway, cause most will stop calling or texting
those were the days n pay for it as u leave,lol.
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Jul 26, 2018 6:25 PM CST best way to escape a one nighter
reb56: those were the days n pay for it as u leave,lol.



Playboy laugh
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Jul 26, 2018 6:37 PM CST best way to escape a one nighter
I don't do one night stands. But if I did, I don't think I would go with any of those choices.
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Jul 26, 2018 6:41 PM CST best way to escape a one nighter
truheart1941
truheart1941truheart1941brentwood, Essex, England UK69 Threads 1 Polls 30,979 Posts
take her to the stable....lead her in .....and when her head looks over the door.....put a horse bag on her........and thats before the one nighter...........cause it aint gonna happen....with..C/S woman......in mind.......professor scold scold rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Jul 26, 2018 6:42 PM CST best way to escape a one nighter
deviant_slice
deviant_slicedeviant_sliceunknown, Tyne and Wear, England UK34 Threads 1 Polls 2,874 Posts
SHAWNTHOR: I don't do one night stands. But if I did, I think I'd make a poll about it.
Tidied.
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Jul 26, 2018 7:26 PM CST best way to escape a one nighter
Don't go on one and no worries.simplesgrin
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Jul 26, 2018 7:39 PM CST best way to escape a one nighter
I would tear my beer goggles off , help
Unless it's to late ! Them I would chew my arm off in the morning and make a quick get away comfort frustrated
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Jul 26, 2018 7:41 PM CST best way to escape a one nighter
deviant_slice
deviant_slicedeviant_sliceunknown, Tyne and Wear, England UK34 Threads 1 Polls 2,874 Posts
It's Captain Scarlet.
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Jul 26, 2018 8:35 PM CST best way to escape a one nighter
Ask him if he wants to see the backyard......innocent
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Jul 26, 2018 8:37 PM CST best way to escape a one nighter
deviant_slice
deviant_slicedeviant_sliceunknown, Tyne and Wear, England UK34 Threads 1 Polls 2,874 Posts
M4_Mischief: Ask him if he wants to see the backyard......
I hope that's not a euphemism?
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Jul 26, 2018 8:38 PM CST best way to escape a one nighter
For what?.....angel
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Jul 26, 2018 8:44 PM CST best way to escape a one nighter
deviant_slice
deviant_slicedeviant_sliceunknown, Tyne and Wear, England UK34 Threads 1 Polls 2,874 Posts
M4_Mischief: For what?.....
I'm not saying.

There might be children watching.
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Jul 26, 2018 8:54 PM CST best way to escape a one nighter
Of course just to see the nice grass......angel
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Jul 26, 2018 8:58 PM CST best way to escape a one nighter
marlindaponline today!
marlindaponline today!marlindapClearwater, British Columbia Canada691 Posts
be honest and just say you wanted to have sex, but you do not have to say the part about not really liking them.
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Jul 26, 2018 9:03 PM CST best way to escape a one nighter
I have been honest and said I wasn't looking for a relationship at the time.....wine
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Jul 27, 2018 2:21 AM CST best way to escape a one nighter
enigmaticHeart
enigmaticHeartenigmaticHeartMelbourne, Victoria Australia91 Posts
SHAWNTHOR: I don't do one night stands. But if I did, I don't think I would go with any of those choices.
thumbs up
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Jul 27, 2018 2:47 AM CST best way to escape a one nighter
deedee123xo
deedee123xodeedee123xolimerick, Limerick Ireland10 Threads 2,358 Posts
Out the back door uh oh
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Jul 27, 2018 3:28 AM CST best way to escape a one nighter
Mesange1
Mesange1Mesange1Ici, Nouvelle-Aquitaine France1 Threads 272 Posts
If we do it again on the morning, is it considered a one night stand ? laugh
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Jul 27, 2018 3:30 AM CST best way to escape a one nighter
Mesange1
Mesange1Mesange1Ici, Nouvelle-Aquitaine France1 Threads 272 Posts
wink
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Jul 27, 2018 3:33 AM CST best way to escape a one nighter
escape?shock
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Jul 27, 2018 4:25 AM CST best way to escape a one nighter
Don't seduce if you don't like...simple

Don't pretend it is ever going to be more than it is. They will either accept that or not. If not, move on.
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Jul 27, 2018 4:40 AM CST best way to escape a one nighter
snowlynx
snowlynxsnowlynxGalway, Dublin, Galway Ireland55 Threads 6,494 Posts
mollybaby: Don't seduce if you don't like...simple

Don't pretend it is ever going to be more than it is. They will either accept that or not. If not, move on.
Ah but molly, if only it were that simple. You see we think with an organ other than the brain....the urge makes us go for it, regardless of whatever difficulty we know we'll face us when we try to make a strategic exit afterwards.
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Jul 27, 2018 4:42 AM CST best way to escape a one nighter
snowlynx: Ah but molly, if only it were that simple. You see we think with an organ other than the brain....the urge makes us go for it, regardless of whatever difficulty we know we'll face us when we try to make a strategic exit afterwards.
The upper brain is a more powerful organ than the lower one, if you choose to let it wink
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Jul 27, 2018 4:57 AM CST best way to escape a one nighter
ChesneyChrist
ChesneyChristChesneyChristManchester, Greater Manchester, England UK5,454 Posts
mollybaby: The upper brain is a more powerful organ than the lower one, if you choose to let it
The urges of the lower brain are so much harder for men to control, there's a lot more to control.

To test a womans lower brain to the same degree takes about 7 years of marriage. If I was to tell a woman she can't do something her upper brain would have to kick in and say you're right, I've made an honest self-appraisal and you're right I can't do it, and that being off limits does NOT make me want to do it more - victory for the high brain.
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Jul 27, 2018 5:27 AM CST best way to escape a one nighter
What about ghosting?!
I thought it's a popular way to escape one nighter...dunno
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Jul 27, 2018 5:28 AM CST best way to escape a one nighter
ChesneyChrist: The urges of the lower brain are so much harder for men to control, there's a lot more to control.

To test a womans lower brain to the same degree takes about 7 years of marriage. If I was to tell a woman she can't do something her upper brain would have to kick in and say you're right, I've made an honest self-appraisal and you're right I can't do it, and that being off limits does NOT make me want to do it more - victory for the high brain.
I know men's lower brain urges are strong. But they are not stronger than upper brain in the case of most men. If they were, anarchy would rule.
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Jul 27, 2018 6:24 AM CST best way to escape a one nighter
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It's called the Pirate Escape. c*m in her eye, then whack her hard on the knee. While she's hopping around on one leg with a hand over one eye....make for the door..thumbs up

You're welcome.
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Jul 27, 2018 6:28 AM CST best way to escape a one nighter
TokyoRogue: It's called the Pirate Escape. c*m in her eye, then whack her hard on the knee. While she's hopping around on one leg with a hand over one eye....make for the door..

You're welcome.
Note to self: take out extra health insurance before meeting TR
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