I have a joke for everyone. A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hay the horse says sure, HA.HA. What did the tomato say to the salad? i am dressing..HA.HA.. What did the banana say to the orange? ....you are appealing to me... .. What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?....you are too young to smoke
PeKaatjeAnkeveen, North Holland Netherlands6,334 posts
A german visits the dutch beach and digs a large pit, and he sits in it all day. The next day he returns but a dutch family is sitting in the pit. The germans says: That's my pit. The dutchman answeres, no we moved your pit to the graveyard.
Steven Gerard is in London to watch a match between Arsenal and Liverpool. But he don't know the right direction, so he opens the window and asks a man: How do I get to Arsenal? Practising my boy...
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